[school bell ringing]
Woman: Okay.
Okay, class, settle down.
I'm Mrs. Sheldon,
and welcome back from summer vacation!
[kids clapping]
To get to know each other just a little better,
let's go around the room and say our name
and one interesting fact about ourselves.
- Ooh!
- Oh.
- Um, hi, my name is Cassandra,
and an interesting fact about me
is that I have a pet parrot.
Kids: Whoa!
Mrs. Sheldon: Oh, wow!
Okay, you brought it, you brought it.
- I brought it.
- Hi, I'm Ben,
and an interesting thing about me
is this 100-year-old tort-y-oise.
- Okay, two live animals right in a row.
[laughs nervously]
- Hi, I'm Nicole,
and adult elephants consume
up to 300 pounds of food a day.
[audience laughter]
- Okay.
Oh, wait, uh, Nicole?
Hey, how about we hear an interesting fact
about you.
- Oh, an interesting fact about me
is that I move up to 300 pounds of food a day.
[kids clapping]
- Okay.
Why do you all have exotic animals at home?
Kids: We'll never tell.
- I'll tell!
My name is Henry,
and I masterminded a plan to wob a zoo
and divvy out all da animals.
[audience laughter]
Kid: Thanks, Henry.
- Okay, okay, that's very funny,
but you did not “rob a zoo.”
- Oh, yeah?
How else would I have this boa constrictor!?
[audience laughter]
- Oh, my!
- Oh, sorry.
I mean, hi, my name's Claire,
and an interesting fact about me
is how else would I have this boa constrictor?
[audience laughter]
- Okay, Cla-Claire, please put that away.
I don't wanna hear about, or see,
any other exotic animals.
- Hi, I'm Victor, and, uh,
um, an interesting fact about me
is that, uh, my dad drives freight trucks,
and this summer, he taught me how to drive one.
- Wow.
That is a very interesting fact.
- And then on June 25,
I filled that truck with exotic creatures,
and I delivered them to my peers.
Claire: Yeah, Victor!
Kid: Thanks, Victor.
[audience laughter]
- My name is Dilbert,
and I looked the ticket booth lady dead in the eyes
and said, “Put all the animals in the bag!”
I also make really big bags.
[audience laughter]
- Hi, it's me, Ben, from earlier.
This is Sterance.
He's the moral center of the group.
Uh, and an interesting thing about me
is I looked David in the eyes and said,
[emotionally] “Please do not tie up that zookeeper,
David.”
[audience laughter]
- And I'm David, and ultimately,
we did decide that we needed to tie him up.
[audience laughter]
- Wha-- I'm sorry, you tied someone up?
- Oh, I think my interesting fact
might shed some light on that.
Hi, I'm still Claire, and yes, we did!
Mrs. Sheldon: [screams]
[audience laughter]
Kids: Hi, Claire!
- Oh, no.
- My name is Cordelia,
and an interesting fact about me is that
my dad lost his life savings over the summer
when all the exotic animals went missing from our zoo.
[audience laughter]
And now he's tied up on the floor behind me!
[audience laughter]
- Hi, I'm Ben.
This is Sterance.
He likes lettuce.
Uh, we just learned
that actions have consequences.
- Oh, I just realized what it feels like
to have an adrenaline rush cut short
by the knowledge of doing wrong.
[audience laughter]
- Yeah, I totally get that.
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm Cassandra.
- And I'm Henry again.
Hi, sorry guys. Bye.
All: Hi, Henry.
- I'm David.
[whimpers]
Sorry for tying up your dad, Cordelia.
[audience laughter]
- Hi.
Dilbert as I'll ever be.
I-- I learned that just because all your friends
are robbing a zoo,
that doesn't make it right.
[audience laughter]
Maybe that's a universal moral of some sort.
Right, Cordelia?
- Yeah, Dilbert.
- Okay. Uh--
I think we all learned some--
some important lessons today.
Um, uh, how about we move on to math?
Who wants to start a pop quiz?
[monkey sounds]
[audience applause]
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Thank you.