Item #: SCP-3922
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3922 is to be contained in a standard containment
locker at Site-59.
Requests for usage in research may be forwarded to Director Naismith.
Description: SCP-3922 is a cylindrical object, 3 cm in diameter and 0.5 cm in depth and composed
of a nickel-aluminum alloy.
On one side, the object has been engraved with an insignia of three crescent moons in
a row.
(Research into potential connections with SCP-2578 is ongoing.)
On the other, the word "REASSURANCE" has been engraved.
It was purchased at a garage sale in Kenosha, WI, by an off-duty Foundation field agent
on 7/21/17.
It had been described by the owner as "some kind of morality filter for TV."
After confirming the anomalous properties of the object, the agent turned the object
over to the Foundation for containment and research.
When placed within one meter of a television set or a computer, SCP-3922 will significantly
alter the content of any fictional films, TV shows, online videos, or commercials, usually
through the addition of actors in padded combat uniforms and gas masks.
These additional elements, classified as SCP-3922-A, will impede and/or punish any and all crimes
(as perceived by SCP-3922-A instances) committed by the cast.
The severity of this punishment is always reflective of the MPAA or FCC rating of the
video.
SCP-3922-A instances are capable of appearing in live-action and animated works, often taking
on the particular animation style of the latter.
However, regardless of the time period portrayed in the video, SCP-3922-A instances are always
in possession of high-powered energy-based weaponry, vehicles capable of interstellar
flight, combat drones, and other futuristic elements - all of which bear the same triple-moon
insignia.
At the end of every video affected by SCP-3922, an altered end title card will play in the
place of any end credits, including the triple-moon symbol, as well as the slogan "YOU ARE WATCHED
- YOU ARE PROTECTED - YOU ARE LOVED".
Video MPAA Rating SCP-3922 Interference Point Result
Pinocchio (1940) G The "Pleasure Island" sequence, shortly before the reveal that all the boys
had been turned into donkeys.
Several SCP-3922-A squadrons raid Pleasure Island from dropships, reconstituting the
children's humanity with a sound-based device labeled "TACTICAL UNDONKIFICATION ORDINANCE",
and the Coachman is instantly vaporized after a heavy energy rifle bombardment.
The film ends ten minutes later, after Lampwick is taken to a substance abuse rehabilitation
center, the other villains of the film are arrested in a montage, Monstro the whale is
disintegrated by an orbital energy weapon, the Blue Fairy is arrested for "unlicensed
reanimation of plant tissue," and Pinocchio is informed by a "tactical child psychiatry
associate" that "real" boyhood is subjective.
The Dark Knight (2008) PG-13 During the "pencil trick" sequence involving Heath Ledger's adaptation
of the Joker.
Several SCP-3922-A combat drones breach the room and quickly decapitate the Joker with
plasma-based weaponry.
In the next scene, Bruce Wayne is taken into SCP-3922-A custody for "39 separate counts
of extortion."
(The context of these charges are unknown.)
The film ends with SCP-3922-A troops announcing their military occupation of Gotham City until
law and order can be restored.
A Clockwork Orange (1971) R During the rape scene involving Alex DeLarge and Adrienne
Cori's character.
Several SCP-3922-A instances break into the room where the scene takes place.
Alex and his three other gang members (Georgie, Dim, and Pete) are restrained and forcibly
loaded into an SCP-3922-A dropship.
The scene shifts to an empty field in an undisclosed, presumably Midwestern location.
As his friends watch, the character of Dim is summarily executed by three SCP-3922-A
troops with submachine guns.
The shooting lasts approximately 50 minutes, well past the death of Dim, with the soldiers
reloading their guns as needed.
The process is repeated with Georgie and Pete.
Alex is then forced to consume the remains of his friends, then is also executed in the
same manner.
The film ends after this sequence, which lasts roughly 3 hours.
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) Not Rated Halfway through the film.
[REDACTED] (see addendum) All 12 Inches!!!
(1999) Not Rated (pornography) From the beginning.
Video proceeds as normal, save for the seven SCP-3922-A instances who stand guard to ensure
that any sex remains consensual.
Said SCP-3922-A instances are equipped with rocket launchers.
Addendum - 4/3922 clearance required
Notes on SCP-3922's interaction with Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom:
Due to SCP-3922 interference, the recording had been extended to over nine hours in length.
The four "masters" were terminated by sniper fire from SCP-3922-A instances as several
squadrons were deployed via dropship to liberate their captives.
Antagonists responsible for the capture and torture of 18 teenagers over the course of
the film.
The scene promptly cuts to a desert environment, analogous to the extradimensional space examined
by the Foundation during Operation Galahad.
The masters, naked and agitated, are intercepted by SCP-3922-A aircraft and captured, then
taken to a mountainous location following an hour-long travel sequence in which no dialogue
is exchanged.
The aircraft arrives in a large military staging area of human design, located in a massive
crater surrounded by mountains and greenery, and topped with a stone monument in the shape
of three crescent moons.
Combat vehicles resembling SCP-2578-D are seen entering and exiting the facility.
Upon landing, the four masters are taken to an underground storage facility and forcibly
submerged in tanks - labeled "OUBLIETTE" - of semitransparent blue-green gel.
The process is extremely painful for the prisoners, but no physical harm is apparent.
The tanks are then stored into a series of numbered shelves along a large marble wall.
The remainder of the film is approximately eight hours of detailed depictions of the
prisoners' faces, distorted with pain and agony.
The ending card has been altered slightly for this recording, reading simply "YOU HAVE
BEEN WARNED" under a red triple-moon logo.
Based on these findings, I believe that connections between SCP-3922, SCP-2578, and SCP-2922 should
be examined immediately.
- Researcher Paulsen