Welcome to Boat Fails
These are fails which involve
floating vessels of any kind
Eeeeey
See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!
Here's a boat that's broken down
With no access to roadside assistance
But their mate Andres,
Does have a chopper
What a badass!
He yells in Spanish
"Come with me if you want to live!"
Bloody
Thumbs up!
The helicopter will have to be careful
Not to lift the boat
Out of the water
Actually it's the other way 'round!
The chopper's weak as piss!!
*Horrifying Helicopter crashing into ocean sound*
Oopsie!
That's a fair dinkum fucken oopsie!
I'm glad they're okay.
yeah I don't have a Spanish translator in my office
But we nailed it.
Over to some dodgy youths
They're practicing their trust falls
Into the ocean. Why not?
Yep
Trusting
Safe
and
Trusting
Safe
Trust is about giving a hundred percent
AWWWHH!
BELLY
WHACKER
FACE
PLANT
He doubted his partner
Which was the ocean
That's what happens when you don't trust the ocean.
You end up doing an aquatic variation
of the worm.
The only thing hanging loose
Are his teeth
Awh dear
What are you doing, Shazza?
You're not qualified
To park the rental boat
Seriously, slow down,
It's not that easy
Slow down mate
Nooorrawwrrrohhrrhhh!!!
EEESHHH!
there goes your bond
The arse of this boat is minced
Ohoh! Zachariah did a super jump
He went full Demolition Man
He's no Stallone though
He ends up in the bloody
Drink
Everyone's like
"Crikey, are you okay Zac?"
"Don't touch the controls Shazza"
"You'll probably squash him"
I bet he has his phone in his pocket too
Yeah he's checking
He does.
He's got that
"Oh no my phone"
Face
Devo.
Here's a two-part story.
Part one, we have a seafaring Sheila
Who's downed too many Cosmopolitans
She's like
"I want to sit on the back!"
And takes a tumble!
Part Two commences
now.
Fucked.
She's smiling
It's weird how drunk people enjoy
Being stupid.
The red shirt hero is helping her
She's giving him no assistance.
I'd just let her go
Test her buoyancy
Nah, nah, nah
You gotta be there for your mates
When they get this shit faced
On a boat
I hope they're friends
Although she seems a bit like a plus one
And man hug.
What's this canoeist in Thailand doing?
Is it Canoeista or Canooer?
Fucked if I know!
We have a person riding a canoe in Thailand
OH LOOK OUT!
MONKEY PIRACY!
THEY'VE COMMANDEERED THE VESSEL!
MAYDAY MAYDAY!
He threw his fruit bag in the water early
To get them off
But all he's done is put more plastic in the ocean
The monkeys are yelling
"Take us to more bananas!"
OOHHH!!
Right in the nuts!
The Canooer is like
"Oh yeah that tree has bananas!"
Aaaaand
They fall for it!
Quick mate
Flee, turn around!
Yeah, nah, yeah he's out of there!
This is a good holiday story.
*Gasp*
This boat is bleeding!
Someone buggered it up so much
It is bleeding Boat blood
I apologize
For the graphic scenes
I don't know what happened
There's a windscreen wiper
Someone take it to the boat hospital asap
Overall it's pretty rare
That you see boat fails these days
Most of this footage is old
But the subject matter is
Evergreen.
Nah, yeah, nah, nah. It is!
I can't think of any
Recent boating fails though
Especially in 2021.
It's rare
Thankfully it's so, so rare.
Yeah, nah, yeah
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