- All right.
And if you are ready to go, I'm ready to go.
And here we go.
And what are you gonna pay to the little studio unit?
[auctioneer chant] How much money?
- Come on, folks. - How much money where?
Got 100? Where?
$100 bucks-- - Selling two.
Gonna give you two. - $150?
Going once. And 200?
Going twice. 100 and 1/2?
100 and 1/2.
I got 150. Gotcha.
175 to you. 175.
What about 2?
What about--
We should do, like, two.
OK.
2 and a quarter.
[auctioneer chant] 250.
What about 2? 2?
- Yep! - 2 and 1/2 there.
275 now.
I've got 250.
275.
Kumbaya.
275.
275 right there, what about 3?
What about 3? 3?
Yep.
I'll be helping you, Kenny.
You're cold blooded, Dave.
You're just helping me, Kenny.
No, he ain't.
The only person Dave is helping is himself.
You gotta help America, bro.
325.
I got $300 bucks.
What about 3 and 1/2?
325 going once, 325 going--
Yep
3 and 1/2.
3 and 1/2, what about 375?
I got 350 there.
375 there.
Cold blooded, bro.
375, going once.
Tell him, 375?
375, going twice.
Last and final call, [auctioneer chant]
375, and out?
375, what about 400?
What about--
[cheering]
Yep.
I got 4 there.
4 and 1/2, 425? - 4's too high.
I got $400 bucks, and 4 and a quarter?
425? Going once.
Shaking his head no. 425?
Going twice. Last and final call at--
Are you guys gonna be this friendly,
and let 'em have this unit?
Sold it your way, $400.
[inaudible].
Lock it up.
Nothing like marking my territory early.
Now, let's see if the big dog can make a few bones.
You ready to do this?
Woo!
Well, looks like a girl room.
I mean, it's swap meet items. $50 bucks, right there.
Clothes.
Call this one $25.
Another $40 bucks in shoes.
Makeup.
I don't really like to sell used makeup, but $30 bucks
with the case.
Little by little, I'm making my money back on this locker.
And you can't make up that.
I bet she was a makeup artist.
Call this one $50 bucks.
We've got some nice lamps here.
$25 bucks for the pair of lamps.
What the hell is this thing?
Aw.
Wow.
Automatic lens tinting machine.
Maybe it's for glasses, or something?
So I don't know, you put these in here like that?
That's about the right size.
Some kind of liquid, and they tint the glasses?
That's my guess.
I've got to find the right person for this.
Even an old dog like me can learn
a new trick once in a while.
There's another hundred.
Then you've got this couch, and this couch
here. $75 for the pair.
Got a table, and four barstools.
That's $75 bucks.
$75 refrigerator.
We've got a bunk bed set here, with the ladder,
and everything. $200 for this set.
Got two nightstands, a dresser, and a chest.
250 for the set.
I've almost made $1,000 bucks, and I
didn't even have to hump a leg.
Come on, sexy.
- Howdy. - Hey.
Hey, how are you?
Welcome.
I'm bringing my tinting machine together to Garrett
Leight California Optics.
I'm hoping to be tickled pink.
Well, tell me what I've got here.
Well, you've got a Phantom lens tinting machine.
So what this allows you to do is take a plastic lens,
and tint it.
So customers come into our shop, and they do a prescription,
maybe, and they want to do a prescription sunglass,
we'll put a variety of solutions and colors in here,
and we'll be able to tint pretty much any color of the rainbow.
Is this pretty common?
Like, does every glass shop have one of these,
or is this, like, a real specialty item?
Not as common as you would think.
I think, you know, what makes a shop like this specialty
is the fact that we do offer custom tints.
- Can you show me how it works? - Absolutely.
We can. Plug it in.
Let's see what happens with it.
This is a high viscosity gel that won't boil.
It'll just get real hot.
These trays hold the tinting solution.
If we get to 200 degrees, we're in business.
The only way this piece will be worth any money
is if it goes up and down, and it makes smooth motions.
There we go.
Looks good to me.
And that's it.
That's doing its thing.
All right.
So obviously, we can see the arm moving up and down,
and the water is getting hot.
So we're going to presume that it works.
So what do you think these two pieces are worth?
Being that these are rare, and it's
hard to find a good quality used machine like this,
I would say--
together, you'd probably get $1,000 bucks for this.
Beautiful.
I can see clearly that another $1,000 bucks is
gonna go right into my pocket.
All right, here's the new it girl special.
Well, I don't think that one's for me.
Here's your racecar driving cool girl.
There you go.
That might not look bad.
And then if you'd like to look like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
I'll take 'em.
That's the one.
That's me.