SPY: I'm being tailed...
SPY: I'm going to lose them and head back to the shop.
[Collision]
FREDDIE: Woah!
SPY: Terribly sorry!
FREDDIE: Yeah.
FREDDIE: Huh.
[Freddie gasps]
ASSASSIN: Oi, you see a James Bond-looking bloke run through here?
FREDDIE: Uh...
FREDDIE: I think he went that way.
[Flare launches]
[Flare explodes]
[Distant car squeals]
[Car crashes]
[Distant wailing]
[Wails fade out]
[Pistols]
FREDDIE: Oh, no, no, no, no. Wai-wai-wai-wait, come on, come on!
FREDDIE: No, no, no, no.
FREDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, wait!
[Syrup splotches]
[Freddie's sneakers squeaks]
[Concrete scraping]
[Freddie pants heavily]
[Pistols cocking]
FREDDIE: Ah!
FREDDIE: No, guys! No, no, no-
[Umbrella whirring]
FREDDIE: Heh, hah.
[Freddie laughs]
[Umbrella opens, pistols scrape concrete]
[Multiple pistols cocking]
[Pistols firing]
[Pistol firing, bullets ricocheting]
[Pistols reloading]
FREDDIE: Grr...
[Umbrella firing]
ASSASSIN: Oh!
[Umbrella slams]
[Multiple umbrella whacks]
[Assassin groans]
[Pistols firing]
[Umbrella whirrs]
[Seagull wailing]
[Seagull lands on concrete]
[London brawling]
FREDDIE: Hah, hah.
[London brawling]
[Umbrella firing]
[Concrete scraping]
[Cool Freddie]
[Bottles clinging]
[Banana rain]
[Bananas splotching]
[Thudding]
[Glass breaking]
[Trashcan thuds]
FREDDIE: Ah! What? No!
[Freddie choking]
[Freddie gasping for air]
FREDDIE: Ah, ah!
[Assassin screams whilst falling]
[Assassin splotches onto concrete]
[London brawling]
[Umbrella stabs onto an assassin's foot]
[Umbrella zaps an assassin]
[Timer beeps]
[Cool Freddie once again]
[Timer beeps rapidly]
[Timer explodes]
[Whack!]
[Guide book falls onto cardboard]
[Umbrella flaps open]
SPY: Hang tight, ol' chap.
SPY: Help's on the way.
[Freddie groans]
FREDDIE: No way...
FREDDIE: Ah, man. No way.