How Resident Evil Should Have Ended
(Growling)
Wesker...
You were behind all of this.
You're just like all the other things here.
A slave to Umbrella.
Smart girl.
I've always been with Umbrella.
You son-of-a..
The things you mentioned are nothing.
Behold!
The ultimate life form!
What the?
Sir, I- I don't know how to put this but...
we couldn't finalize the t-virus project.
Dang it, Phillips!
Why the heck not?
I'm in the middle of a monologue here
We're simply over budget sir. These are tough times and quite frankly
we've had to tighten the lab coat.
I mean between the plant monster and the giant snake...
and the sharks... I mean did we really need the zombie sharks?
Great whites aren't cheap!
Okay Wesker, enough.
Guys, please just give me a second.
(sigh) Okay, what about independent financing?
Hollywood loves zombies!
Right, they do.
And some hot-shot director named Anderson is interested in
acquiring the rights to your life story.
Paul Thomas Anderson? I love his work!
No, a Paul W.S. Anderson.
Mortal Kombat??
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jill, use it!!
Use it!!!
Use iiittttttttt!!!!
(boom)
This is your last chance.
I think we've saved the world enough for one day.
Chris
I've always felt..
Shhhhhh..
I know...
(growling)
I'm just a lonely zombie.
i'm just a lonely zombie....
in this hallway
Wishing I could eat some brains
some brains...
I'm just a lonely zombie...
Won't somebody tell me, where are the brains?
Brains.
I really need to eat some brains...
(gun shots)