- We are doing a producer vs reactor...
- Try Not To Eat: Prize vs Punishment Roulette.
- What? (laughs)
- I said I will never be on your show,
and then they came in, and they went you're on the show.
- (laughs) I remember you saying that during our episode!
- I'm used to doing punishments.
- That's true. - You're just used to making them.
- I have to taste test them!
- Please let Nicole get if not all,
a very, very, very large majority of these punishment foods.
- You ready? You ready, you ready, you ready?
- No! (laughs) Not at all.
I mean, those do look delicious. - Oh, Avatar.
- Ooh! - Oh.
- Oh my God.
- I never got to eat this one.
- And hopefully you won't have to. - And I love cheesecake.
- Because I want them very bad, 'cause they were really good.
- Ooh, they look so good.
- But I feel like the punishment food was like an onion soup thing.
- Onion. - Onion.
- That's disgusting. - And then you gotta eat the old man.
- You gotta eat the old man!
- You deserve to eat the onion banana juice.
- No...
- (PvF) On one side, we have the sweet, sweet, Air Nomad cakes,
and on the other, onion banana juice,
and you're going to play Rock, Paper, Scissors for it.
- Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot! Yeah!
- Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot.
Ah!
- (both) Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot!
- Son of a [censored]!
- There is a cheesecake,
and there is an onion banana juice under the other one,
you think you're not gonna be able to...
- I think I know which one is which!
- I'm gonna keep mine. - You're gonna keep it?
- Yeah. - (laughs) That's so stupid.
- I pick this one.
- For the fun of it, I say let's switch.
- Ready, one, two, three. - Three, two, one.
- Yes! I love this show!
- Three, two, one.
Aw! - Yay!
- (laughs) Yeah!
- I will honestly tell you that is not that bad.
- I mean, you have eaten all of the punishments.
- I know!
- Om.
Mmm!
- How are you feeling right now? - Mmm!
Like I want this game to be over.
Like one round and done.
- Is that one?
Oh God, I guess it's my turn.
- Like, it's... (gags)
- You doing alright?
- Cheers! - Doo!
- It's so good. - (whispers) Oh my God.
- I know, oh my God, it's so good!
- Oh, that's delightful. - I am so mad at myself.
- Oh, this is delightful. - I was so confident.
(Jair gags)
- I know, going straight to our hips, right? Om!
- Like, I feel this on a chicken would be really good.
- God dang it! - Ooh!
Let me get, let me get, let me get that crust!
(Nicole slurps)
- Uh, no, you should not.
- All this is going to do is open up that third eye.
- No, if the third eye is my butthole, then sure.
- A little bit of you. - Enjoy this, Joe.
You will [censored] up.
- (Jayka) Are you eating the cake?
- Oh, it's the DreamWorks episode!
- Yes! - Yes!
- The Shrek cake! - Yeah.
- Was baby vomit the other one?
- I had the baby vomit. - Aw, the Boss Baby.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - The freakin' Boss Baby, whatever.
- What is that?
(Joe burps) (both laugh)
- It wasn't horrible. It was fun to play with it.
- I saw this one! I don't want that.
- That frickin', the baby.
- (PvF) Shrek's birthday cake is sure sounding a whole lot better
than Boss Baby's vomit.
A simple coin flip will decide our picker.
- Not only is it a coin toss, it's a Bitcoin toss?
- Alright, are you ready? Call it in the air.
- Alright.
Heads!
- You got it.
- Ooh, that was beautiful.
Is it a booty with a beauty?
- It's a booty! - Ha!
- Call it! - Heads.
Ah!
- (PvF) Jair, which one are you picking?
- Mine. - Are you ready?
- I'm not ready.
- I got bit in the ass choosing this one last time.
- Uh-huh.
- So I'm just gonna stick with this one.
- For the visual fun of switching the boobs,
I'm gonna switch the boobs.
- Three, two... - Two, one.
- Thank God. - [Censored], I hate this show!
- One!
Yeah, let's go!
- God damn it!
- It was, it was. You know how I could tell?
'Cause there's no plate. (Nicole laughs)
- ♪ Diggity dee dee dee dee ♪
- I am so happy, do you know why?
- 'Cause you hate peas. - I hate peas!
- I'm having a great time. - Don't touch me!
- (Joe) Oh yeah. - Ugh!
- Oh yeah!
- Cheers? - Okay!
- No, no, no! My cake!
(Sharon slurps)
- (laughs) Oh my God, that noise.
- I'd grab him by the head. Oh, oh, oh, oh God!
- And this does, this is what happens when you have...
- (Jair) Babies? - (Joe) When you have child.
- Okay!
- Om!
Mmm!
(Sharon slurps) - Oh, that noise!
- All your failures that you feel on a daily basis,
they're all gonna go away when the comments say hey man,
you took a big bite of that baby puke.
You're a man. - (Jair) I wouldn't bet on that.
- Like, it tastes like the straw that a frickin' horse eats.
- Chef Ash is a horse girl. - Don't make fun of me though!
- Oh, I haven't had cake in so long.
- Aww.
- (whimpers) I just missed my mouth.
- Ah, yuck! Aw gross!
- How's this little retrospective down memory lane?
- It's painful.
It's like let's take a look at all your bad choices. (laughs)
- You're gonna bird feed it? - This is my impression of the baby.
(spits) (Jair laughs)
- Yeah no, I'm... (gags)
Can we see what's next please?
- (narrator) Like steak? - (Sharon) Ah, I do like a good steak.
- Oh, Regular Show! - Ooh!
- Oh my God, this episode was so funny.
- Yes!
Oh, I have to win this one, Joe.
- I would love a steak! - Oh yeah!
- (both) Wings for real men!
- For real men!
- Oh spicy hot wings. [Censored].
- Oh, I can't do the hot, guys. Come on, I remember.
- Did you see your face?
- (gasps) Oh, Sharon does not do good with spice.
- No!
- Oh, we're gonna get spicy!
- (Dani) Oh, spicy ones, Zaria!
- (laughs) Spicy ones, Zaria!
- (Ash) Oh, my breath is so dank right now.
(Brian laughs)
- (PvF) Well forget the roof, we're raising the steaks with this prize,
but on the flip side, the world's hottest, hottest, inferno wings.
Aces high, and highest card wins.
- I'm telling you, I lose all the time.
One, two, three.
Oh, I got a king! - Oh!
I have a four.
- (both) Three.
- Oh! (laughs) I love this show!
- Yes! (laughs)
- Alright, actually I'm gonna put this here.
Call me old Aces Bereta from here on out.
- Alright, one, let's trade. Let's trade.
- You wanna trade? - No!
- I'm going to leave them where they are.
- Okay.
(Joe grunts)
- Don't you know both... - Ha, ha! [Censored]!
(both laugh)
- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you!
- Yeah baby!
- Oh, you got eggs, gross.
- Let's go! (laughs)
- Those put that... - Oh!
- Sore on my tongue!
- How do you do with spice, Joe?
- I think, like I do okay-ish.
- I have never been so happy on a People Vs Food episode.
- Oh, I feel it on my teeth!
- Here you go, here's your lemon that you wanted on standby.
- Okay.
Did you know that lemon helps with spice?
- Ah, you know how they say reap what you sow?
- Carolina Reap what I'm gonna sow,
is what I'm about to do right now. - Exactly.
- Update, it's hot.
(Nicole gasps) - Like, I feel bad for you.
- Holy [censored] this is hot! - Uh-huh.
- Oh, I just drooled.
- Mmm, mm-hmm. (Ash sighs)
(Nicole breathes heavily)
- (Sharon) I'm taking this steak home!
(Ash coughs) (Brian laughs)
- A little dab will do ya.
Mmm. - Mmm.
- Mmm, mmm! - Mmm, mmm, mmm.
- Mm-hmm. - It's pretty spicy,
but I do feel my body temperature rising though.
- Mistakes were made! - Mistakes were made.
- You know what the trick is?
You just gotta be a little bit dead inside.
- Ah! (coughs) Woo!
- I am, so... - I am Joe,
and I'm a little bit dead inside.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm such an idiot, I feel so bad for you.
I do, I feel really bad for you.
- (Jaxon) We have a whole ass turkey leg or chicken leg.
- Ooh, Dragon Ball.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Mmm.
- Anime makes food look so good.
- So good.
- Hey look, I'm wearing the same shirt!
- And it's Dragon Ball.
And it's the meat on the stick.
- Like... - Look at the spread,
look at the spread!
- The bao buns are what I want more than anything.
(Sharon laughs)
- Oh, Izzy, that was... - I was so pissed.
- That was mean. - Oh, I was pissed.
- Ooh, my lips actually feel like they're bleeding now.
- The wasabi takoyaki roulette. - Oh no!
- (gasps) I remember these!
- If I have to do the takoyaki roulette again...
- Joe, they're so hot, Joe. - I don't like wasabi.
- (PvF) One plate holds Goku's feast,
while the other, a deadly game of wasabi takoyaki roulette,
and we're gonna play a Korean game, gonggi.
Toss it up, you catch it, and then you go like that.
- Okay. - Three, two, one.
- Aw, I missed.
(Nicole screams)
- Nope, oh my God, my rings!
- (grunts) Oh, okay, that's the hard part.
(Jair laughs)
- My hand's too angular, oh, okay.
- No, no! - There we go.
- You stupid. - (gasps) Got 'em!
- (both) Yeah!
- Bro! - (PvF) She got it.
- I don't [censored]. (both laugh)
- (PvF) Oh. - Uh oh.
- Aces Bereta. - You're back!
- Coming up short! Loses the card!
- The last two times we've had them right in front of us,
and it's not been going well for me.
- ♪ Dah, dah, dah-dah, dah-dah ♪ - Oh, we're just gonna...
- ♪ This is the swapping song ♪ ♪ Do dah, do-do-do-do ♪
♪ This is the swapping song ♪
- No matter what I do, I will always switch them.
- Bloop, bloop, blah! ♪ Bloop, bloop, ah, ah, ah ♪
What do you got? - Wah!
- Aw, son of a!
- Ah! (laughs)
- It's not even funny anymore! It's not even comical!
- Yeah! - Ah!
- That looks like food from an anime, that's amazing!
- I'll do it with you. - And then I'll do yours with you.
(laughs)
- I can't do these.
- This was one of the hardest punishments I have done.
- Oh, oh! - Good job!
(Joe grunts)
Now if only that one doesn't have wasabi.
- But again, it's a roulette, so you might actually do okay.
You only have to do three.
- Doink.
- It's hot, it's hot, stop it!
- And I'm sure it's great. Here we go.
- It looks really good.
Spice?
- ♪ Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm ♪
- That had wasabi in it.
- [Censored], oh my God! - Oh!
- (PvF) Well, that was one.
- Oh, three?
- Ooh, ooh! - Oh my God, oh my God!
- Do you understand that I'm having the best day right now?
- Ah. (Nicole laughs)
(chair rattles)
- Cheers.
- Om!
Mmm.
- We're good.
- It's like gasoline. - Oh, I'm sure.
- That's why I don't like wasabi.
- Doink.
(Sharon sighs)
Oh. - Ooh, it's not spicy.
- Ah!
- Mm, oh, you're getting red, buddy.
- Ooh, it's not spicy!
- Are they different? - She ate the whole damn thing!
- (Brian) Casa Bonita!?
Yeah, Casa Bonita! - Oh, South Park.
- So, oh, yeah! - Casa Bonita!
- It's a full-on, like Mexican feast.
Oh man. - Aw.
- Oh, that's right. - Boogers and cum?
- [Censored].
- Boogers and as in... - As in boogers and...
- This is why you guys had me come in last night.
- (laughs) Oh, Joe!
- I remember grossing him out so bad. - Jaxon!
- Ew!
- (PvF) Fajitas from Casa Bonita sure sound a heck of a lot better
than a super special eclair made just for those Yelp reviewers.
In our continued games,
we're going head-to-head with flip cup.
- Oh yeah.
- Go. (screams) (Brian laughs)
- Got 'em!
- Uh-huh. - Yep!
- (both) Huh, huh, huh!
(PvF laughs)
- You know what we're doing? - I know, you always trade.
- So the last time, you switched,
and that was a mistake, so this time, I'm gonna switch.
- Okay. - And see if it's still a mistake.
- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ Bop, do, swapping, do, do, do, do ♪
- (both) Three, two, one.
- Yay! - Oh!
- Yes! - Dang it, ugh!
- You get the cum eclair!
- ♪ Ah do, ah do, ah do ♪ - (both) Ah!
- Aw! (both laugh)
- This one's very much an in your head thing.
- Oh God, I remember. I can taste it already.
- (Ash) Ah! (laughs)
- Ugh!
- Just the look of this one is giving me,
you ever get, like, the back of your throat starts sweating?
- You don't know this, but it tastes pretty real.
- Mmm. - Ugh, ugh, ugh!
- Yeah, there it is. That's some good stuff there.
- The texture of this is just so...
- (Sharon) That's very booger... - That's very booger texture.
- Yeah, aw, ugh!
(Nicole chomps)
- Hmm.
- That's salty. - I knew it.
- (coughs) The boogers are hitting the back of my throat.
- Mm-hmm.
(Joe slurps)
- It feels great, finally.
And I feel like this is gonna be very short lived.
- (Ed) Home of the Good Burger, may I take your order? (laughs)
- (Izzy) Can I take your order? (Brian laughs)
- May I take your order?
- Let's go! - Yep!
- Lucas looks like Tiny Dani, that was great.
- You get a burger and a shake.
- I definitely want that.
- It'll wash the onion banana juice out of my face.
- Okay. - Oh, Jaime's a real one, bro.
- Have you ever had a Good Burger from Good Burger?
- No, no, of course not!
- Oh, dog biscuits. - Ugh!
- If I recall, they were very, very dry.
- It's dog biscuits.
- Dog biscuits! - Oh, dog biscuits.
- Woof!
- (PvF) I'd rather have a Good Burger
than Spike's dog biscuits from Rugrats.
What better die to decide our fate than the icosahedron?
- AKA, a D20.
- Alright, highest roll wins? - (PvF) Yep!
- Two, one.
14! - (gasps) 5!
- Alright, you go first. - Yeah.
- Then I'll go second. 13!
- Wow, a 19! - Oh, we got 19?
(PvF laughs)
- Have all come together in this moment
to bequeath me a 20! (Jair laughs)
Or a 7.
- Well, that's not a 19. That's a 7.
- Aw!
- ♪ Do do, dah, dee, bap, bop ♪ ♪ Boo, boo, dah, dah ♪
- You wanna switch? - Yes, yes, yes.
- You're pulling my tactic? - Yes, yes, yes!
- Are we just switching every...
- 'Cause it worked out for me last time.
- Okay!
- I'm gonna go with this one.
- You're gonna stick with yours? - Yeah.
- Betcha the game it's a burger!
One, two, three, [censored]!
- Three!
- Yeah! - Oh!
- Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
- Yes! - Dang it, oh no!
- I don't know how this is happening.
- This is unbelievable!
- Woof! - Aw, that makes me so happy.
- Om! - They're so dry!
- Oh, they are really hard.
- Oh, I bet.
- Full 360 of that char, I mean. - That's so hard!
- That's a Good Burger!
- Yeah, oh, it's got the... - It's just so dry.
- Yay Sharon! - God.
- Welcome to Good Burger! Can I take your order?
Yes you can!
- Why would a dog like this?
- Bereta...
- (babbles) Okay.
- And it's still in my mouth!
- It tastes like cardboard. - Mmm!
(treats rattling) - You want a biscuit? (laughs)
You want a biscuit? You want a biscuit?
You want a biscuit? Good boy, good boy. (laughs)
- (Brian) We would've gotten beer.
- (Izzy) We were just saying we wanted some beer.
- That Pawtucket Ale.
- Oh, I'm here for this. - What is he eating?
- Shar-Bear, it's your favorite episode!
- I think I played a card on this one.
- You did!
- That means the punishment... - Oh, the punishment...
- Is the diaper!?
- Oh my God. - Oh my God.
- Sharon! - Oh no!
(Ash screams) - No, no, no, no, no!
- He's eating poop.
- I will not do this again! - Well, one of us gets to drink a...
- Eating in a diaper.
- He's eating a poopy diaper. - In a diaper.
- He's eating a poop diaper.
(Brian coughs)
- ♪ Don't want to eat the poop ♪ ♪ I don't want to eat the poop ♪
- (PvF) And to finish things off,
we've got a good old Pawtucket Patriot Ale,
vs Stewie's doo-doo dirty diaper
with a super fresh dookie.
- Super fresh dookie!
- I will not.
- (PvF) Ever played Slide before?
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, so we're gonna do it. - (PvF) First person to mess up.
(hands clapping)
- (both) One, two, three. - One, two. (laughs)
- (laughs) I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
- Oh!
- That was you! - It's been a long time!
- I feel like every time I switched it,
I get screwed, so, I'm gonna go with this one.
- I'll keep it.
- Well that was dumb, because you're eating poop!
[Censored]! (both laugh)
- Yeah, [censored] yes! (Nicole laughs)
(Brian screams) - Ooh!
- Woah.
- Very first time I ever made it,
I was just like giggling the whole time.
- Oh. - It's funny!
- It's hilarious, and it's funny now that you have to eat it!
- Yeah, I'm not giggling now.
- It's much... (laughs) Oh my God!
(Ash gags) - You better go deep.
- There we go.
- I got it. Ooh, there's an echo.
- This man just ate cum, and now, oh golly!
- (Sharon) I can't even watch you.
- Mmm.
- Ugh! - Yum.
- Get a little a lick. Get a little lick in there.
- Ugh!
- Alright, alright, alright.
- (gags) Oh! - Done!
(both cough)
- Tangy in there.
(Nicole laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
- So I'm gonna take this whole episode,
and your attitude towards me into account in the future.
- Uh-oh. (both laugh)
- Fair and square.
- How do you feel that Nicole had to eat?
- Woo-hoo! It's not me, Nicole.
It's not me!
- Uh-huh. - Uh-uh, it's Winn over here.
- (sighs) Thank you guys for watching this episode
of People Vs Food,
and I hope that that satisfied your hope to see me punished,
because that was very rough for me.
- What other challenges should we try?
Let us know in the comments down below.
- What she said. (laughs)
- Be sure to like and subscribe for more episodes
of us torturing Sharon, right? - Mm-mm!
- Right? - No!
- Maybe next time you'll let me finish my sentences
before you start eating like a heathen.
- Oh, that's probably not gonna happen.