Oh man.
Well, here we are again in beautiful San Diego.
Yeah, you think we'll get to see anything
other than the inside of the convention center this year?
Yeah, you don't want to spend the next five days
inside a big, windowless, nerd, sweat-soaked room?
Yeah, y'know, I feel I get enough of that back at the office.
Yeah, well, I for one am glad we're here. And I think it's
cool we're roomin' together. We haven't done anything like that since college.
Yeah, you know unless your brought your guitar because, I don't think I can handle that again, y'know.
It was like you were studying for a Led Zeppelin exam
every night. -I was. -Did you ever pass any of those, by the way? -I didn't actually.
Mm. -Look, I know you're a single dude,
or whatever and you might go to a bar and meet somebody-
Are you asking you me out? -I'm just sayin'. Y'know, if you want to have a code
like we used to do in college. Y'know, like the sock on the doorknob. -Oh, yeah.
No, uh no, I'm good, thanks. I'm just,
I'm just gonna kickback, enjoy the convention, nothing crazy.
Okay, it's just, you don't always plan these things. Not you personally but people.
Thanks, I appreciate it. -Yeah, sure. Well you know, offer stands,
so whatever. I'm just gonna go get some ice, okay? You want anything? -No, I'm just gonna unpack.
Coke or...no? Okay.
[whistling]
[scoffs]
Very funny, Joel.
Sock on the door.
I know, it's hilarious. The ice is melting, can I come into the room please? -That's our code.
You're...well, you're not being serious.
You should come back later.
Dude, I was gone like two minutes. You didn't meet somebody in the space of time it took-
[groovy music plays inside the room]
What's that music?
Are you-?
[woman moans]
Oh, [laughing] okay, I'm sorry, I get it. Movie titles do not appear on bill, right? That's cool, that's fine. I can leave,
and can come back, how much time do you need,
like 30 seconds? Just kidding. But no, really, take your time, have fun,
or whatever, and uh, I'll just be...you know.
But let me get my shoes first, actually.
[woman's voice] What are you doing, Joel?
Was that, uh, I thought I heard a girl. And I, act- Wha-?
It's interactive pornography.
You add your name, and it talks back to you.
[woman's voice] Joel, come back to bed, baby. Who're you talkin' to at the door?
Are you leaving yet because you keep standing here.
My God, that's not hotel porn! You did meet somebody!
And you got her back in the room in like two minutes flat, how did you do that?
[moaning increases] -That's not the maid is it?
Because you have to give her a really good tip if it is.
[two women's voices] Come on, Joel, we miss you!
[women's voices] Come back to us, Joel.
No way! Dude. You got two of them in there?!
I can't fuckin' believe that, dude, how did you do that?! You should be like
fuckin' bronzed and put in the Smithsonian, I can't believe this-
[man's voice] Come on, Joel! Get back in here right now!
What was th-? No, dude. No.
That's not- I don't-
It's not what it sounds like.
[man's voice] Hey, Joel! I'm waiting in here, totally naked. Now hurry up!
Dude, I don't wanna judge you, but I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it sounds like.
I'll just get your shoes. Okay, man?
[cat meow] -What was that?
That was nothing.
[cat sounds increase] -Was it a cat? It was a cat.
No. [dog barks]
Was it-? And a dog?
No. [goat bleats]
You have a goat?
No. [something growls]
Is that a camel?
Maybe a water buffalo.
[man's voice] Get in here, Joel! It's time to begin the ceremony! Ah! [women's voices] Yay, a ceremony!
Yeah, I really don't feel comfortable having my suitcase in there anymore.
Okay, just give me one quick sec, okay?
Okay.
Is that smoke?
[voices chanting] We demand a sacrifice.
[man's maniacal laughter]
Had a little problem with your suitcase.
I don't- I- I don't really want to see that suitcase again.
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
[chicken squawk]
Are those feathers?
No.
Hey, um, do you still have that ice bucket? Could you hold something for me real quick, for one second?
Okay, that's good. Hi.
No!
That's good there, yeah.
No! No, that's- that's not good.
I don't- That- I don't, no- Ohhh.
Oh. No.
Dude. It's just a toe.
That's a toe?!
What toe's like that?
I thought it was something else!
Something really different than a toe!
Yeah... Hey, want your shoes?
Without a toe, right? Ha.
[woman's voice] Oh my God, somebody's got a gun!
[gun shot]
[man's voice] Joel, you've killed us-!
[multiple gun shots, screaming]
[animal noises]
Just the one?
Yeah, it's...
You don't want the other one. It's not...good.
Thanks.
Kinda looking forward to this thing.
Yeah.
Got some, movie previews.
Avatar.
That looks pretty good.
The Last Airbender.