>> TWITTER SAYS IT HAS BANNED 70,000 ACCOUNTS PROMOTING THE
QANON CONSPIRACY THEORIES, FACEBOOK ALSO RESTRICTING TALK
ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD, AND PARLER, THE NEWLY FAVORED
CONSERVATIVE SOCIAL MEDIA SITE TAKEN OFFLINE INDEFINITELY.
>> WHERE ARE ALL THESE USERS GOING TO GO?
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YOU CAN SPEAK YOUR MIND FREELY WITHOUT FEAR OF HAVING YOUR POST
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YOU'LL BE INTRODUCED TO A FREE MARKET OF IDEAS, ANY OF WHICH
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AND IT'S THE ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM STILL ALLOWING POSTS
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SO JOIN CRAPR TODAY, WHERE YOUR IDEAS WILL NEVER BE-- HEY!
YOU CAN'T LYSOL MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!
THIS IS ORWELLIAN! ( TOILET FLUSHING )
>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."