I’ve had people try to come up to me and try to explain that Speedwagon is this one
character where he just doesn’t matter in the midst of it all.
Disrespecting the Speedwagon foundation is one thing, but disrespecting Speedwagon himself?
I will not stand for this.
So, we’re going to go through and find why Speedwagon can be the most busted character
in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
But to do that, we must go through the history of JoJo for a bit.
In Phantom Blood, we learn about vampires and about the power they hold.
Transitioning into Battle Tendency, there’s the power of the Pillar Men and the Red Stone
of Aja.
The stone contributing into evolving into the ultimate lifeform.
In Stardust crusaders, we learn about the phenomena that are stands, and how powerful
they can be.
Diamond is Unbreakable had show us that a small glimpse of evolving our stands further
than what we were given which contributes into Vento Aureo.
There in Part 5 we get further out into what a stand can be capable of when it comes to
the arrows and the desires of a stand user.
Moving on further, we get on into Stone Ocean where a stand can reach an evolution that’s
above what we were originally accessible.
To achieve Heaven, which can connect back into Stardust Crusaders with Eyes of Heaven.
Then we get nearing the end with Steel Ball Run, and we see how it’s possible for a
stand to evolve even further than what we knew.
Also, we have Spin, which is undisputedly cooler than Hamon.
Then, with Jojolion we get cool sailor hats.
Alright, so since we got our history checked out, it’s time to get down to business,
but first we need to talk about parallel universes.
JoJo has an infinite amount of parallel universes, the existence of D4C tells about that already.
So, thinking about all the possibilities that parallel universes hold, it tells us so much.
The universe of Eyes of Heaven in itself is exactly Stardust Crusaders, but if DIO won
instead.
So, how far we’re getting is what if Speedwagon was better.
But there’s just so many areas where we could’ve bettered Speedwagon.
Having a stand in Phantom Blood, becoming a Hamon user, becoming a vampire, who knows.
BUT, in this universe, Speedwagon was born with Whitesnake.
He doesn’t truly awaken his stand until Jonathan kick starts it, literally.
He uses Whitesnake for the first time with Zeppeli and takes all of his hamon knowledge
and puts it into his own head.
So, the interaction between him Straits doesn’t happen because he’s still pretty young and
he takes the memory right out of him and adds it into himself.
Then, Battle Tendency doesn’t happen at all, because Speedwagon takes over all of
the Pillar Men with Whitesnake.
With that much power, he goes forward to find the Red Stone of Aja and gets it easily because
everyone trusts Speedwagon.
Then he turns himself into a vampire, and then turn himself into the ultimate being.
While this all happens, Joseph Joestar and Caesar sit at home and play a vigorous game
of checkers.
Stardust Crusaders is completely stopped because Speedwagon comes through when the foundation
tells him about Dio reemerging, and when that happens, Speedwagon goes to directly confront
Dio and takes all of his memories, and Dio can’t contest Speedwagon because he’s
already the ultimate lifeform.
Along with taking Dio’s memories, he takes his stand disc and begins to lengthen The
World’s time stop because Speedwagon whole and doesn’t need anytime to build on his
potential since he’s already all there is.
With the assistance of the Stardust Crusaders, or well, the people that are supposed to be
in the Stardust Crusaders, they go on this journey on taking out all of the people that
Dio had on payroll, while doing that, Speedwagon is slowly going about the Heaven plan.
Then after taking out all of the minor stand users and taking all of their memories and
stands, he encounters Pucci and notices they both have the same stand.
That doesn’t matter at all because Speedwagon has Whitesnake The World and a bunch of other
stands at his access so he destroys Pucci too.
After fulfilling the Heaven Plan and meeting the coordinates, Speedwagon achieves his Over
Heaven form with his power to Evolve.
Pucci moves fast, Dio rewrites, but Speedwagon is the only one where his power will be to
evolve.
He absorbs all of the stand discs and has an army of stands at his will.
Along with that, he mentally evolves and then evolves each stand to their act 5 heaven form.
After doing so, and being literally God, he finds the stand arrows including the requiem
arrow in vento aureo and turns them back into the meteor that they came from with Sethan
Act 5.
After he turns it into the stand meteor he eats the meteor whole.
After doing so, he has access to real life, and then he changes how he looks to fit in
with the rest of the humans, grabs a pencil and paper and begins writing his own series.
He writes this series about two sides being bound to a fate that out of their control
and then calls it JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
He franchise is loved by the masses and has some of the best writing
that anime had ever seen.