- Welcome back you beautiful people.
Now us dudes, in the mountain biking world.
We love to just heckle.
We love heckling.
Shouting out some abuse.
- [Blake] Go on take the chicken line.
- Some insults.
- [Blake] You need to walk again.
- Just like that.
Who said that? - [Blake] You need to
walk again. [Blake] take the chicken line.
- Oi - [Blake] Man up, just take
the chicken line. - What?
- [Blake] Just take the chicken line.
- No I'm not.
(heckling continues)
- Anyway, Let's kick it off.
(bike wheels whirring) (upbeat music)
- What's that?
What's that noise?
Uhh. Sounds like killer bees.
The hell?
- [Red Shirt Blake] Whoo hoo hoo
Whooo. That trail's so sick.
- Dude, that bike is super loud.
(engine reving)
- Dude I love it man.
- No, No, it's disgusting.
- Well I love it. - Well I hate it.
- So deal with it.
- What did you say?
- Deal with it.
- What?
- Oh, disgusting.
(upbeat music)
(chicken clucks)
Oh Blake, you're going to love this trail, it's steep.
- Steep?
No, I don't like it.
- This trail's so good dude.
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Yeah!
That's so sick.
- Nah, last time I rode this trail.
Oh my gosh.
I cleaned it.
- Teh, (laughs) dude, come on.
If it's too difficult you can walk it.
(engine revs)
Chicken.
- If it's too difficult you can walk it?
That's insulting Blake.
- Chicken.
- Chick, Chicken?
Shut up Blake.
- Walk down.
Chicken.
- Idiot.
I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll. I'll be fine.
(upbeat music)
(huffs and pants) Chicken!
How insulting.
Oh my God.
Oh. Yes.
Yeah.
(chicken clucks)
- [Blue Shirt Blake] Oooh.
Oh my God.
Dude this is scary, man.
- Nah, it's not.
- It is, it's massive.
- Nah. Chicken (red shirt Blake makes chicken noise).
- Dude. It's so scary.
- No it's not, you've got this man.
- Oh dude. Dude, no.
(engine revs) - Yeah.
Man up dude.
- Ohhhhh
- Here he comes - Man up man up man up
- Here he comes - ohhhh
- Yeah
He manned up.
(upbeat music) (chicken clucks)
(coughs and breathes heavily)
- Oh this hill.
This hill's so steep.
- (laughs) Need to walk again?
(dramatic music)
- Yeah yeah, no, ah, just saving my drive train,
all that stress (mumbles).
- Yeah yeah.
- (mumbles) Climb the hill dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
oh man.
That was a lie (laughs weakly).
I'm tired.
(puffs and pants)
(dramatic music) (chicken clucks)
- Ah yeah.
Ah yeah. (tire air hissing)
What's going on?
Oooh.
(sighs)
- Hahahahaha, got another puncture.
(laughs)
(sighs)
(tire air hissing)
- Aw, oh no, not again.
Not another puncture.
Oh, (growls)
- You're joking.
Not another one?
You got another puncture.
- Yes. Another one.
Oh, this looks like puncture central.
Puncture central.
No punctures.
(tire air hissing)
Doh, no.
Ahhh.
Again!
Come on!
- Got another puncture.
- Yes, I know, again.
Oh bloody come on.
(upbeat music)
- Right.
I'm going to clear this one this time, man.
No case, hopefully.
Oh
ah
ooh
- Oh my. (laughs)
Dude, you're going to need to call your lawyer
for that one because that was a hell of a case.
(gavel bangs)
- Yeah. (laughs) That was, that was hardly a case dude.
No ways.
- Shhhhhhh
Hang on.
0800 50 50 call.
(phone rings)
- GMBN lawyers.
- Hey, Mr lawyer.
- Yeah hi.
- I've got a case for you, dude.
- Oh brilliant.
Send it over.
I'd love to have a look at it. - [Red Shirt Blake] Yep.
Yep, I'll do it now.
- Thank you.
Youngsters these days, I get a number of these cases.
Let's take a look at it.
Oh.
Oh my.
(sniffs)
I do believe that's the case in my books.
Oh shi... (mumbles).
(laughs) Case!
(chicken clucks)
- Oh man
I hate this, I hate this, I hate this.
Hate this.
Oh, so steep.
I hate it worse.
Oh, Oh no. Uh huh.
I'm not doing that.
- Just take the chicken line.
(dramatic music)
- Chicken line?
(sighs)
chicken line.
There.
(sighs)
Nah. chicken line, that way.
(groans)
That's it.
Round there.
(groans)
- Oh, this trail.
Oh.
What the hell?
No way!
- Just take the chicken line.
- Chicken? To hell, chicken line.
- Yes.
- Chicken line.
Chicken line.
- Stress head, go that way.
Chicken line bucket.
Bucket chicken, head leg.
Eat it, that way.
(sighs)
- You said you could roll it.
Oh, there's another one.
Oh my goodness me.
That, I am not doing.
- Just take the chicken line.
- Chick, chicken.
Is there a chicken line?
- Yeah, go around it.
It's called a chicken line. - [Red Blake] Where is it?
- Go around it.
- There? Or there?
- It goes that way.
You skip all that.
- [Red Shirt Blake] Yeah, please.
Whoo.
That's massive.
(chicken clucks)
- These punctures are so flipping (mumbles), hate them.
- Oh, look at this guy.
- So difficult, - Another puncture.
- My tire's all muddy.
I'm running tubeless.
Got to put a tube in.
- Ahahahahah.
Can you even fix a puncture?
- Can I even fix a puncture?
Yes I can. It's just, you know...
- It's just what?
- It's just. You. I can. All right?
- You can't.
- Just leave me alone.
- No, you can't. - Just...
- What an idiot - Just go away.
I'm trying to fix a puncture.
Oh man. Do you know what I should've
actually said no, I can't fix a puncture
and then
obviously he would have fixed it for me
if he was a nice chap.
Anyway.
(carnival music)
Fixed it.
Told you.
Idiot.
Can you even fix a puncture?
It's like, can you even drift, bro?
Idiot.
(laughs) da dah.
Just take the chicken line.
Dude just take the chicken line.
Just take a chicken line.
You take the chicken line.
Chicken line.
Finger lickin' chicken line.
(laughs) You ain't going to finger
lick your chicken line.