you cannot make this up dude
you cannot start a video
Fred we need to talk, bro
Fred
come here a second
wait a second, hey, dude!
all right, um
ah, my name is Alfred Montaner guys, you're watching the Chit Show, look how
massive this guy is bro, wait wait guys, it gets better
stick around
that's Fred the croc
uh
he's so big, dude
is so crazy, all right, but
this video is not about Fred, if you guys like to see Fred the croc
Man- see that one? Alfred- yeah. Man- you do?
look at that, look at that, you know what, that's exactly one of the things
that I talk about when
when I do my videos, look, he got a prop to the head
look, this one also got a prop, also!
but look at that, look at that gash, guys
these are two manatees right here
so
I got some of the marine patrol here next to me uh,
explaining
you know
that
hey
now somebody came in, it looks like they came from the Bahamas
because
typically we don't have
this fishing right over here, like these grouper, these are grouper heads
so
yeah
oh my god are you making are you making a cameo in my video?
no cameo, oh my goodness, look at
don't say no bad words bro. Bro, I'm going to push you in
the water and look, look at the croc over there
Man- where is he?
he's over there, he just came over here, he's
look at him, look at him,
look at him, look, look at him, he's
Man- with the manatees?
no
Man- he don't bite a manatee? Alfred- don't say bad words, you're making me
Alfred- no, he won't, he won't, he won't. Man- they won't?
Well, no, I mean, think about it, he's getting free food
Man- but if he comes up, he won't bite the manatee, bro?
Alfred- listen, he, I'm sure if he's hungry enough he'll bite anything Man- but if he comes up, he won't bite the manatee, bro?
Alfred- listen, he, I'm sure if he's hungry enough he'll bite anything
yeah, yeah, he's
he's not, he's knock, knock
look!
Man- looks like they make plastic in sh*t
Man- you remember the movie...
all right guys, that's Fred the croc over here
and uh
we are
this is one of those crazy Fred days
so yeah
he's gonna come back
hey, he's coming back if you guys want the show!
boy, oh boy
so
let's see if the manatees
leave, oh, this is gonna be interesting guys
hey, like I said, man
guys, when you coming in
To Black Point man, make sure you guys take it slow
all the no wake zones
because
this is a problem, man
Man- hey, Alfred!
all right guys, I'm gonna
I'm gonna wait for him to come back, he's probably gonna come get some more heads over here
and uh, let's see what happens here on the Chit Show
but when, what do I always say? When you see the manatee, you're gonna see Fred
all right so, here's the thing, guys
look how cool, beautiful, huh?
look, look, look at his back guys, that's why I'm telling you, look
there's two of them right here just hanging out
now, when I film
when I film the Chit Show
you see this guys? Look how beautiful that is, man
when I film the Chit Show, I'm right there, in that little corner right there
now
this is the fillet table
here's the fillet table
that you guys see
sometimes you guys are asking all the time
"is it an alligator?" No, no guys, it's an American crocodile
and there's signs posted everywhere
because they want people to know
hey
there's a giant croc, there's several crocs here
but Fred is the biggest one
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