As you can see, Ellen's not here.
I'm Sean Hayes, different host, same amount of gay.
Yeah.
It's great-- it's really great to be here, though.
This is my second time guest hosting.
I must have done a pretty good job,
because only a year and a half later, they
asked me to do it again.
So-- My first time guest hosting, though,
I really gave it my all.
I rehearsed.
I showered beforehand.
But none of that this time.
I am unshowered and unprepared.
Or as they call it in the business, the Ellen.
So the first time I was hosting, I even did a big dance number.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's me, the gay one there.
My dance was fantastic.
Isn't that good?
It was so good, the audience gave me a sitting ovation.
[LAUGHTER]
I put so much effort into it, I ended up injuring myself.
I don't know if you know that.
What happened was I pulled something
and I twisted something, but enough about
my pre-show ritual.
When I was rehearsing the dance, I did a jump move
and tore my meniscus.
Aww.
Yes, that is exactly I was looking for.
Obviously, I know what that is, because men
have a meniscus and women have a womeniscus, right?
Isn't that true?
I still went through with the dance, though,
because I'm a professional, and because Mary, over there,
threatened to break my other leg if I didn't.
She's a lesbian.
[LAUGHTER]
I-- I was in physical therapy for a whole year,
which really isn't that bad, because I've
been in regular therapy for 30 years.
[LAUGHTER]
But I'm not going to dance this time, which is totally fine.
I have many other talents.
I'm a classically trained pianist.
Not something I usually talk about with Ellen,
because I know she's not into pianists.
And I can sing, right?
So I thought I'd play and sing a little song for you
today, right?
[APPLAUSE]
So bring out the piano.
This is going to be good.
So-- oh, oh, oh, God.
Oh.
Did you-- oh, oh, oh, my God, yeah, that's not--
OK.
Wow.
All right, so, I don't need that.
This is going to be great.
This is-- do you guys know Jerry Lee Lewis, the famous--
yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
So this is-- this is a number I worked on, called
"Great Balls of Fire," just for you guys.
So here we go.
[SINGING] You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain."
Oh, oh, God, ow.
Oh, oh, oh.
You know what?
Forget it.
I'm not going to do that.
Forget it, I'm out.
Please, yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Stupid.
I should have taken up the flute.
OK.
Please welcome the So You Think You Can Dance dancers.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC - LIZZO, "JUICE"]
[APPLAUSE]
Unbelievable.
That is crazy.
[APPLAUSE]
That was great.
[CHEERING]
They're amazing.
The So You Think You Can Dance--
2019-- what is it called?
So You Think You Can Dance Live 2019, that's right.
They're on tour starting next week.
They're working on making their name a little longer.