Edith M. -- Both: Nooooooo!
Nessa: Oh my gosh! Roni: Oh my gosh, they're shooting at you!
Both: Ahhhhh!
Both: Hey guys! I'm Veronica! I'm Vanessa! And today we are going to be playing,
Both: Fortnite!
So this is such a popular game right now.
We want to see what the hype is all about. We also love video games even though we're really bad at them.
Yeah, we're very bad.
But we actually had a different video planned for today.
Unfortunately, we got some sort of food poisoning.
We were going to post a sketch today,
But we couldn't finish it because we got sick, so therefore, we are playing Fortnite. And this is why we look a little... Meh!
We look fabulous! What do you mean?
I'm gonna pick up my blankie.
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So we've never played Fortnite before. I've only seen one person on YouTube play Fortnite, which is RiceGum.
I saw him playing it so, I really don't like know... how to play it.
I've seen one person play it like a lot.
So I kinda get the gist of it.
Why are there zombie arms there though? Is this a zombie game?
I don't think so because the person I watch who plays it...
I never see zombies!
I don't know. I never saw zombies either.
I am so confused, but I like the girl standing right there. I want to be her. That's my character.
And that's me down there.
You're an arm. [Giggles]
So I think you can build things in this game.
Well, I feel like, so I so what I've seen is you build forts. [Giggles]
Okay, so we're this person. I think you can change your character.
I'm wanna change her outfit. That's the fun part about it.
Item shop! Item shop!
Where's that? Oh, my gosh, this is super confusing.
I don't, let's just, let's just play it.
So stay inside the eye of the storm. Last one standing wins. Drop in and load up, pick a landing.
What are the controls?
Oh, they're all fighting, Roni.
Nessa: Run! Roni: No... oops!
What you do? [Roni laughs]
What happened! What is happening?
I am so-
Drop!
No, no, no. I was advised to drop on the- Oops!
Roni: Where am I? Nessa: Are we falling from the sky?
Roni: Where am I? Nessa: Oh, deploy guider.
Roni: Glider. Nessa: Why, did I say guider?
I don't know. Any time probably.
Roni: Should I do it now? Nessa: Yeah, you don't want to die!
Deploy the glider!!!
I think we deployed it too early. This is-
Oooooh, let's go here. Wait, there's someone right there, though. Okay. let's go here.
No, we don't want to go there. There's someone there!
Let's go, let's go to this little house right here on the top.
Hey, at least no one's gonna shoot us from up here. [Laughs]
What if someone lives in that house though?
There's no one in this house.
So how do you build?
Roni: Um, I think we need a weapon. Nessa: You have a weapon!
This is not a weapon.
How do I open this door? Open. Who left this house messy? Ooh!
Roni: Storm eye shrinks in three- Nessa: What does that mean?
Roni: I don't know. Nessa: What is Storm Eye?
Okay, we have to find...
items.
I got wood!
Why?
What do you mean why? Why...
Look, there's bricks right there!
Maybe destroy it and get bricks.
I need to find a weapon!
Come on. Let's find it.
Can I crouch?
Let's just quietly go through.
Everyone who probably like loves Fortnight is probably like watching us going, "no, don't do that!"
Let's go up to this.
Okay, quietly move.
Just go up the air or something. "Storm Eye Shrinking in two minutes", what does that mean?
I don't know.
Are there weapons and- Oh!
What is that? Get it!
Small shield potion! I got something!
Yay!
Oh, it is meant to keep the game flowing and prevent people from just hiding in the edge of the map the entire match.
So, so we've been hiding.
No we haven't.
We have not been hiding!
Also, you have to get go to the middle, eventually.
Okay, well first we need to find it a weapon to defend ourselves.
You have an axe!
Nessa, everyone has guns in this game.
What the? That was a big way to close.
What's that?
[Nessa singing] A hat, a crazy funky junky hat, oh stop. Hey...
Child, you look like you done nothin'. We've been there. We've done that. We see right through your funky hat!
Is this a toilet?
Oh! A gun! A gun! Right there, right there! Straight ahead. Go!
Wait, this is a treasure chest!
We'll get the gun!
Roni: I'm scared. Nessa: Why?
I feel like someone's been in here.
Oh, oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! We need to escape the storm, I didn't grab the gun!
Nooo!
We are going to die. I should have listened. Come on, run faster!
Oh, my goodness!
What? Go! Just go, go!
We're going to die, Nessa!
[Whispering] Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Oh, there's a gun right there!
How so I get the gun? Someone's literally is just right there.
[Swoosh] Aaahhh!!
Ah!
My gosh!
I don't, I don't like this.
I, if I would have, if I would have grabbed the gun, I could have killed him.
But I got scared!
Let's try and get in the middle a little bit more.
I'm going to die right away.
Ooh, land in there!
We don't want to go on the outskirts. Remember the storm?
How do you get out.
You press A.
How do I deploy?
So, how do you drink potions then?
I don't know.
[Both sigh] Ahhh! Ohhhh!
Nessa: Wait, what is this? Roni: Pick it up, pick it up!
I'm trying!
Okay, so now you need to switch to your assalt. How-
Oh, so you switch with the-
Oh!
But do I, I only have 40 of things in here.
Yeah, so I think we need to find ammo.
Tactical submachine gun? Roni: Get it!
Okay, so where am I on the map? Okay.
You need to go in the middle somehow.
There. We're going into town.
Okay, so how do you like build the fort?
I don't know!
But, what you do is you build a fort to protect yourself.
[Sigh]
I don't know what any of this stuff means
Here, right, just, just observe from the rocks. See if there's anyone down there. Oh, there's someone over there.
Oh, there's someone over there!
I see. Roni: Ooh, ooh!
Oh, get him, get him, get him!
I don't think I can shoot that far. Roni: Yeah, you can!
Get it! Go, go, go!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh! They're shooting at you!
Ahh! You should have shot first.
I was trying. I'm not good at it!
I'm not good. Where they go?
I'm scared! I don't want to die. I just got a gun.
I'm just running. Roni: Get the guns!
Get it!
End.
Am I going the wrong way?
I don't know, Nessa.
Storms coming!
Go! Go! Go! Run, run, run!
Get off this hill. It's slowing you down.
Three, two, one. Oh my gosh, you barely missed it!
Ugh!
Uh, I'm just gonna keep running. I don't really know I'm going anymore.
I don't know either.
Think you're about to make it to like the inner circle though.
Look, there's people. The people have been here!
I think just wait.
[Sigh] We are between people now.
I don't know.
[Both scream] Aaaaah!
Both: NOOOO!
Okay, oh my gosh! Ah!
This looks like a scene from a movie.
I've seen this in a movie before!
I'm sweating. Roni: I'm sweating too.
Nessa, don't go out cuz they're gonna shoot you again.
I know. I know, close the door, close the door, close it.
I'm hiding in the gas station in the 7/11.
I think someone's gonna try and break down the building to get in.
Okay, well, turn around!
Should we just make a run for it?
Yes! Oh my god!
I don't know.
[Car honks in game]
Ugh!
I panicked! Where is he at?
[Music]
He's celebrating!
[Sigh]
We're like going right in the middle!
Yes. We'll be safe here.
I doubt we'll be this safe!
I'm going there.
Oh my goodness! No!
Oh my goodness! Nessa, this is a terrible idea.
Okay, then go over there. Get to high ground! To the high ground!
Get some more guns.
I don't even have guns.
Oh. There. Right there.
There you go.
How to consume
potions... in Fortnite.
Oops! Well, I just consumed it.
Nessa: Well, how'd you do that? Roni: I pressed the trigger.
How do I get up there? I need to like-
Build something to get up there. Okay, let's try this! Let's try to build something.
That is not what I want.
Press build!
B!
B, Roni B!
It says edit! Build is right trigger.
You have to...
What the poop!
Ah, there's guns, Roni!
No it's not.
Are you sure that's not guns?
Yes.
I did it. We built something. Ugh!
Okay.
Ah, there! Go get them, get them, get them!
Roni, come on! [Shooting]
[Gun shooting]
Oh, you're gonna waste your bullets.
Okay well.
They're building. [Gun shots]
Okay, save your bullets, save your bullets.
I need to find more bullets!
There's probably some in those like houses over there.
My heart is beating.
[Both scream] Aaaaah!
[More screaming]
[Laughs]
Gosh dang it!
Oh my gosh!
I hate this game!
I, I was crouched! How did I get crouched?
I could have shot her!
Oh my gosh!
I do not like this game. This game is too stressful for me.
My heart!
I'm so mad. How did I crouch?
Where do I want to land? Oh, in the lake?
Yeah, in the lake.
Wait, but then how do you get out of the lake?
Oh, you build! But like what if you don't have enough to build?
Okay should I just get out?
I don't know. Down here- Aaah!
No, no I don't want to go there!
I, how do I?
Gosh dang it!
They're already fighting. Gosh dang it! I'm going right in, right in the-
Right in the um...
Come on, go down faster, please. Go down.
[Screems]
No, no, no, no, no.
Ooh, ooh, ooh! No, get it!
[Shots]
This is not good! There's no weapons. Nessa: I don't have weapons.
Go up the stairs.
[Screams] Get it, get it!
Roni: Gte it, get it! Nessa: I'm trying, I'm trying!
DJKhaled killed me!
DJ. Khaled! You will rule the day!
It's making me sweat and panic, and I have a lot of anxiety.
Jump off and go like over here!
Okay, but then we have to like-
Nessa: Ah, ah! Roni: A!
I'm trying!
Why won't it go?
Oh, now I can.
You found a chest.
Hallelujah!
What is that?
I don't know. Oh well, you barely have any ammo!
Get ready, get ready!
Nessa: Where'd they go? Roni: They're down there! They're down there!
Nessa: Where? Roni: Right there!
Get 'em! Get him, get him! Get him!
I'm trying!
Ugh, they have their thing.
No, no! Gosh dang it!
[Game shots]
Come on! Get him, get him! Get him!
[Game shots]
Nessa: I can't!! Roni: Oh no!
I'm done. I'm done with the game!
Why was that the most stressful thing ever! Like I'm like shaking!
I don't like how there was a storm and then
Shooting and a building, and I didn't build anything. I don't, I don't like Fortnite.
This was so hard! [Nessa: I bet-] We're not good at these kinds of game!
I'm not good at the shooting games, but when it comes to like Lego Star Wars, I'm there.
But the shooting games, no.
I bet here okay, here is the thing, if you're good at it
and you get everything which, we should probably like look up the rules next time, if we looked up the rules
and learned how to play it, then I think probably we would have done a lot better.
Guys, we didn't even get close. I mean, we kinda came close to killing someone.
I swear!
If my, how, I was trying to figure out how to duck this whole time and then as soon as an one chick starts shooting on me
I duck.
And then I was trying so hard to press jump, and then a person just killed me!
I was, I'm upset about that.
How do I unduck? How do I stand up?
Oh man, what a stressful game guys! That was so stressful!
So stressful!
And it's like, it's like, the thing about it is that all these people who are playing are already good!
And then we're just like-
We're just like, ooh!
We're like, um, um!
I'm sorry if we frustrated you Fortnite lovers.
Nessa and I are just not that good at video games.
No, we're not. We... stink.
But we just wanted to see what the hype was about.
And I can see it's a fun game. I'm sure you're really good at it.
But, yeah...
I can't do it.
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