(Opening Tune)
(Singing) I wanna be the very best
slave that ever was.
Bawm bawm bawm bawm.
To smash rocks is my real quest,
Cause I don't have a choice.
Ow!
Augh!
(Screaming)
(Clapping)
Yes!
Only three more lashes and I'll evolve into "Super Slave"
(Rock Smash SFX)
*le gasp*
Pssh, Rasty come quark! Battle-Bart, is that you!?
There's no time to explarn!
(Enters cave)
Wooah :O
No one told me slaves get a cool underground break room!
Hey, wait a minute
I know you guys!
EV trainer!?
Professor Tree!
Sexy Fairy?
I...wanna... say... Brad?
What are you all doing here?
After the Bidocalypse, Red assembled all the world's top Pokémon experts into a single unified resistance.
And then Bidoof killed ALL of them.
We are what's left.
And now we need you.
Of course! Because I created Peanut Butter, I'm the only one who can stop him!
No! Don't you gart it Rusty?!
This is all your fart.
We need YOU to stop YOU!
According to our top and only scientist
(Heh) 'Sup?
Everything bad that has ever happened to anyone is your fault.
We've captured Dialga, and uh, used its power to create a time machine.
And...we're gonna send you...back to the day you gave me a sandwich.
We all know you don't listen to anyone but yourself.
Which is why we need you to convince your past self to give up on his dreams and work in a deli forever.
It's the only way to stop Perfect Bidoof.
Cool! I'm totally on board except for the whole "working in a deli" thing. What else we got?
Now if my calculations are correct, this should only kill one of you.
Deliver this chicken panini to the professor's house, then go 2 school.
It's just down the block from-
I know, mom! It's literally the only other house in town!
Gone!
(Grabs bag)
(Slams door)
(Sings) I wanna be the very best.
Rusty, it's me! Rusty!
From the future.
Wooow! Am I a great Pokémon Trainer!?
Yes! Absolutely. So good it's my job to save the world!
Sweet! Can I help?
Yep! All you have to do is work in the deli until you die!
And... That makes me a great trainer?
Trust me! I'm us!
(sings) I wanna make the sandwiches. Like no one ever was.
I did it! And now to get the sandwich to Professor Tree!
Which is why we need you to convince your past self to give up on his dreams and work in the deli-
Oh yeah I already did that!
Um, what? When?
Last time!
Wait a minute, you're the Rusty we already sent back in time!?
Then why are we all STILL F*CKED!?!?
Well I mean someone had to become the world's greatest pokemon trainer.
YOU DID EVERYTHING THE SAME!?
If I could do it all over again, I did.
Oh wait, so if there was a second Rusty working at the Deli
Wouldn't that mean your dad wouldn't come to pick you up and then crash into the Snorlax?
I mean- that seems like a pretty lazy continuity-
Augh!
Oh god, he found us!
We're all gonna die! We're all gonna Fu**ing die!
Not on Rusty's watch!
It's time for me to finally fulfill my destiny!!
(Battle music)
Oh come on! I held B!