Recently we shared a story involving a couple that had a ton of stolen Bitcoin,
that Bitcoin was later seized by the Justice Department.
And they got caught because they were trying to launder that stolen Bitcoin,
which wasn't stolen by them,
stolen by hackers who then transferred some of that money to this couple.
Now, who is this couple?
Well, AIlya Lichtenstein and
Heather Morgan are the two individuals we're talking about here.
And Morgan describes herself on LinkedIn as a serial entrepreneur,
prolific writer, irreverent, comedic rapper and
investor in B2B software companies with high growth potential.
Okay, she sounds great.
>> Diverse interests.
>> Yeah, it's a very diverse interests.
Let's focus a little bit on her rapping career because she has one,
it's not doing too well for obvious reasons which you'll see in just a moment.
But she has this alias, Razzlekhan, fun name.
>> I've heard worse.
>> Okay, I definitely have heard worse.
So we're having fun so far.
We can't play the video.
She's made music videos of her raps.
I know, but we have the next best thing which is me reading the lyrics.
>> What we have is the best thing.
>> [LAUGH] Okay.
>> [LAUGH] >> So first she has this one song,
her most, her well known known as Versace Bedouin.
So there she is, that's her.
Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> And that's Heather Morgan and she says that she's also part Turkish.
So, great, now let's get to some of the lyrics of her song.
Razzlekhan, the Versace Bedouin come real far, but don't know where I'm heading,
mother effing crocodile of Wall Street Silver on my fingers and boots on my feet.
Always be a goat, not a god damn sheep.
Hell yeah.
>> [LAUGH] >> Hell yeah.
>> It could be worse.
[LAUGH] >> Can it?
>> It's humble.
It's silver.
Just silver.
You have boots, but it's not a brand.
>> Just you wait.
>> Cheap boots.
>> Just you wait, John boy.
Just you wait, let's go >> So
far it is as good as most modern songs I've heard in the past year.
>> You are the worst.
>> [LAUGH] >> You're the worst.
>> Come on.
>> Okay, he doesn't like music, so
don't, he's not allowed to be an arbiter of good or bad music.
Let me give you more of this.
Okay. >> Okay.
>> Are you ready?
>> Okay, could you put some more emphasis on this rap please?
>> I will, sure.
>> Cuz you're trying to make me not like it by not putting energy.
>> Fine. >> I want you to match Razzlekhan's fire.
>> Spirit of a revolutionary power of a dictator.
Love to be contrary, but I'm a sly like a gator.
No, we need like a >> Gator sly.
>> I don't, I guess so.
I guess gators are real sly.
I've got pilot blood, okay, I've got pilot blood.
A real risk-taker, pirate riding the flood, badass money maker.
>> I, is that so bad?
>> John, what is pirate writing the flood.
Okay, I guess that makes sense.
>> That music video I would watch.
>> [LAUGH] >> No, we are not done yet.
>> Fine, that music video watch.
>> I'm sure you would, by the way, as she sits in that tub clutching a banana,
a woman is twerking in the shower behind her and we're not done yet, there's more.
>> It's rich symbolism Ana, okay?
>> Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm many things, a rapper, an economist,
a journalist, a writer, a CEO and a dirty.
You get it, Razzlekhan, you get it.
But why? >> I'm not just trying to be a contrarian.
That is as good as any random.
If you if you had told me, if you hadn't said the Bitcoin thing and the fraud thing
and you said, they've chosen next music act for SNL and read me the lyrics to be
like, yeah, that's pretty much like all the ones I hear, it was fine.
That last bit was pretty good.
First of all, you're spreading yourself too thin.
These are important positions.
Journalists, CEO, economist, you can't dabble in these things.
You need to really give it your all.
But that's, that said, you can still at the same time be a dirty.
>> I don't even feel like I need to counter anything you're saying.
I feel like I've given you enough rope.
So do you boo.
>> Is there an album I can buy or an NFT perhaps?
>> I'm sure,
now in this photo she hangs out in a smoky room with some super cool friends.
She admits to not following the rules,
which she has proven through this justice department investigation and seizure.
Now here are some more lyrics.
This is the last verse I'll read to you.
Everyone worries too much about what's proper, but not razz.
No shame, that don't stop her, blindly following rules is for fools.
Instead I worked the edge cases with my tools.
Okay, I just >> That could be Kanye West and
I would not know the difference.
>> I just think it is very rare and people might get mad at me on this, right?
Don't get mad at me.
But it's, I feel like this is typically the case.
It's rare for white people would be good at rapping.
So you've got to have to watch the music video to see what I'm talking about.
>> I know, I will have to do that.
I was hoping you'd have it.
I didn't watch it specifically.
So I could be friends.
>> It's not good.
And look, >> Look, I got to say,
I am the only one of us two who has been a DJ.
So with that said, it's not bad, I've heard worse.
>> I don't even know how to respond to that John.
I thought you were gonna help me dunk on this.
But no, I guess >> I'll dunk on the crypto part.
It's stupid.
I hate the whole thing.
It's really dumb.
>> To be fair John is the kind of guy who will side,
it's not unusual is his favorite song.
>> That was a joke, nine years ago.
>> Hell no John, that was not a joke.
I asked John, what's your favorite song?
And he's, I don't know.
It's not unusual.
>> I did not say that.
>> And then after clowning on him for that for a long time,
he has now changed the narrative.
Now it was a joke.
>> It might have been a joke.
It might not have been a joke.
I don't remember, Jimmy Carter was president.
It was so long that happened.
I don't listen to him anymore.
I don't remember his name.
Listen to Razzlekhan.
That's pretty much it.
>> All right.
>> That's my Spotify.
Just a lot of Razzlekhan.
>> All right, John Iadarola, a big fan of Razzlekhan.
>> Yeah.
>> All right, great.
[LAUGH] >> I got to listen to that video now.
It's really not that bad.
So are they in jail?
You realize >> That's a great question.
>> This is only going to increase her street cred as a rapper.
>> That's true, I mean look, especially that last verse.
I mean, it really does.
Let's put that last verse back up again.
Everyone worries too much about what's proper.
She doesn't care about money laundering.
She's not gonna be proper, no woman ever made history by following the rules.
I think that was the quote, right?
>> I think that I think Razzlekhan said that.
I think that's who said that.
>> Well, money laundering is a crime.
So, I hope that there is justice served here I guess.
>> I don't know.
>> We'll see.
>> It would be one year.
>> But they don't got that money anymore, that crypto, so.