Atreus: Look. Another spirit.
Kratos: Don't talk to it, boy.
Atreus: Hi. You're dead, right?
Spirit: Yes, brutally murdered by my own shipmates shortly after leaving port, I'm afraid.
Atreus: That's awful. Why?
Kratos: Boy!
Spirit: No, no, don't worry. Well, I had certain habits that they didn't agree with, I'm afraid.
Atreus: Oh.
Well, what's your unfinished business?
Maybe we can help.
Spirit: Well, you already have.
In a way, I just longed to see a young boy again, ideally without-
Kratos: Move on! Now!
Spirit: Absolutely.
Atreus: Why didn't you let him finish, father, he seemed friendly enough.
Kratos: Boy, although we usually see them as ogres, draugrs, or even gods,
(suspensefully) people can be monsters too.
Do you understand?
Atreus: (frightened) Oh gods, he was.
Y-you don't think he'll still go to Valhalla, do you?
Kratos: No.
Mattugr Helson: So, what you're saying is you're not a pedophile...
and were actually trying to help those men.
Spirit: Yes, exactly that!
Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...
Spirit: Mmm-hmm!
Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...
Spirit: Hmm!
Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...
Spirit: (sexually) Mmmmm...
(gasp)
Captions by DougyFresh03
Mattugr Helson: Hmmmmm...