So I actually planning on playing three songs tonight
but a couple of people told me that I played on Thursday or Friday
that I didn't play on Wednesday Wednesday
that they thought was the song they could tolerate the most
Or in their words, the song that activated their gag reflexes the least
So I don't want to overstay my welcome, but if you wanted I could --
Well too bad, because I'm doing it anyways!
I only prepared for the booing response, I didn't actually think people would say yes.
Thank you for that.
So too bad, I'm doing it anyways.
If you've heard this song before, you probably don't need to know this
but if you haven't, you may not know that I'm actually a very popular person.
I get tonnes of emails everday. In fact, on one day I got three emails.
I know, that's crazy right? Who gets three emails? That's crazy.
So to commemorate this event, I actually wrote this song. Here goes.
Oh, and I just remembered something. There may be a little bit of audience
There may be a little bit of audience interaction at the end
so just keep your eyes open, get ready to sing a little bit, just one or two lines.
I'll shut up and play the song now.
Deposed from his country, in destitution
Hes got nobody to turn to
But then he found me, found me through e-mail
Prince of Nigeria, Ill help you
I think Im in love, Sallys so gorgeous
She wrote me a note, she says she likes me
Shes got a profile, in order to read it
Must signup for date.com, its free
Online prescriptions made easy
They tell me I am bad in the sack
How am I supposed to please Sally?
Better buy pills with yohimbine extract
To super-size my Big Mac
Now everyone together, werewolf solo
[werewolf solo]
One more time, a little bit louder
[werewolf solo]