I don't know why they didn't just tell us.
I know.
It's not like we weren't cool about it.
You... and-and you?
Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.
No one knows.
How?
When?
It happened in London.
In London?!
( stammers)
The reason we didn't tell anyone
was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
But it is a big deal.
I have to tell someone.
No, no, no, no.
You can't.
Please, please.
We just don't want to deal
with telling everyone, okay?
Just promise you won't tell.
All right.
MONICA ( on phone ): I can't wait to be with you.
I'll just tell Rachel
I'm going to be doing laundry for a couple hours.
CHANDLER ( on phone ): Laundry, huh, is that
my new nickname?
MONICA: Ah, you know what your nickname
is, Mr. Big...
( screams)
Oh, look.
There's Monica and Chandler.
Hey!
Hey, you guys!
Hey!
Oh!
Ahh!
Chandler and Monica!
Oh, my God.
Ahh!
Chandler and Monica!
Oh, my God!
Ahh!
Oh, my eyes!
My eyes!
Oh, Phoebe, Phoebe.
Rachel: Okay.. It's Okay, It's Okay. Phoebe: No! They are doing it!
Rachel: I know. I know. I know. I know you. Phoebe: You know?
Yes, I know and Joey knows.
But, Ross, don't you have to stop screaming?
Hey, what's going on? What?
Ahh!
What? What?
Nothing.
Oh, God, no.
I'm just so excited that you might get this apartment.
Actually, it looks really good.
Ahh!
(screams)
So now they know, you know,
and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Yes.
But you know what?
It doesn't matter who knows what.
Now enough of us know
that we can just tell them we know.
Now all the lying and the secrets
will finally be over.
Or we could not tell them we know
and have a little fun of our own.
All right, honey, we better go
if we're going to catch that movie.
( all saying "bye")
Bye, Chandler.
I miss you already.
Okay, did you see that
with the inappropriate and the pinching?
Actually, I did.
Okay, so now do you believe
that she's attracted to me?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, she knows about us.
Phoebe knows about us.
Well, I didn't tell them.
Them?
Who's them?
Uh...
Phoebe... and Joey.
Joey?
And Rachel.
I would've told you
but they made me promise not to tell.
Oh, man, they think they are so slick
messing with us
but see, they don't know
that we know that they know.
So...
Ah, yes...
the messers become the messees.
Oh, my God, he wants me to come over
and feel his biceps and more.
Are you kidding?
No.
I cannot believe he would do that to Mon...
W...
Joey, do they know that we know?
No.
Joey?
They know you know.
Oh, I knew it!
Oh, I cannot believe those two.
They thought that they could mess with us?
They're trying to mess with us?
Oh...
They don't know that we know they know we know.
Oh...
And, Joey, you can't say anything.
Couldn't if I wanted to.
Listen, this is totally getting out of hand, okay?
She wants me to put lotion on her.
She's bluffing.
Look, she's not backing down.
She went like this...
H-He's not backing down.
He went to get lotion.
( door opens)
Oh, man, aren't you guys done yet?
Joey, look, just look at it this way--
the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler
the sooner this is all over and out in the open.
Ooh, I like that.
Oh, okay... show him your bra.
He's afraid of bras-- can't work them.
Joey!
Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.
It's not my first time.
You go back out there