All right welcome back to mildly interesting, I think you know this one well enough at this point that we need no introduction
So let's just jump in with a lobby of this medical office has an alligator in the floor not on the floor in the floor
I don't know
What is that supposed to be some kind of metaphor for like death is coming to get you cause you're here
It's just lurking slowly beneath the floor just to remind you of your
mortality.
Which is why you are here in the office getting something checked out.
Because you're afraid you might die and if you don't die from this well.
It's okay, the alligator will get you at some point just a nice reminder. Thanks.
I appreciate that I wonder how many people like have a heart attack in the office
Because they stumble upon that or trip on seems hazardous.
Maybe they're just trying to get some extra business by having people trip. This minimalist cereal box.
Morrison savers bran flakes it would be bran flakes in a completely
Blank box more like bland flakes am I right
Bran flakes are just so boring. I know there's someone out there who's watching this who's like I love bran flakes
How dare you talk down to them but dude?
It's just it's like the out plane
Can you get it they even even the cereal maker is willing to admit?
That they are bland flakes okay at that point you realize maybe I should just go for something a little bit more interesting with
Just truckloads of sugar in it because that's really what most breakfast cereal is let's be honest carb load that
Just dump pour me a bag of sugar in my milk mmm so delicious
I haven't had cereal in such a long time come to think of it
I do miss the Captain Crunch days with my dad the left eye is about 1/3 gray
Huh no kidding. It is what is ono
Heterochromia is when the when your pupils are different in each one is separately different colors
So I don't know what it's called when you have it in one
single pupil
This is squiggly banging over there
It kind of looks like an EKG machine doesn't it because the heart monitor going on over there sure everyone has
Similar things in their eye, but you it's like a pretty
You know nice macro lens to get that up close. I feel like you just took your phone up to your eye
It wouldn't focus you see the individual eyelash strands, so a well taken photo the subway car in Seoul has a mini library
You know you live in a in a good place
when you can have that on a subway train and
Somehow you just don't have to worry about the books all being stolen
Because I'm pretty sure that anywhere here in the US the books would be gone at the end of day one
They just I mean not that it's a very lucrative thing to steal a book, but you just have people who are like
Oh, I'm not finished reading this one yet. I'll just take it with me now unless some
I don't know is that actually you're supposed to punch your library card when you take one
Yeah, it wouldn't matter to people they just feel like I don't have a library card. I'm gonna go
I'm just gonna take this with me anyway. I'd like to go to Korea at some point and just check it out
You know and now now I feel even more reassured laves must be very nice their sign
I found in the woods that depicts a man jumping over some scary looking hands
That's gonna
Make me think twice about entering the woods also
I like how the sign is mounted by a nail that is just right through the dudes head
Which that had to be on purpose as well you could have mounted it right there on the red border
But no you put it straight through the dudes head
so you're going to if you enter this path you're going to have to jump over pits of things trying to pull you in and
Then someone's just gonna take a nail gun and just just mount you to a tree so probably don't go in there
maybe this was a
Fan-made sign you know they thought the woods were spooky, and they're like you know I'm just I'm inspired
I'm gonna make a nice sign to scare people away the remains of my lots. I made a map of the world
they
It kind of did
its
Huh it's very mildly interesting. I mean sort of you can see the resemblance
Also made like a little heart ocean
This this is the continents after they've shifted around over the course of the next hundred million years or so
But we got another the u.s.. Is actually just a sort of a miniature africa shape over here
Canada is just turned into a miniature Asia
Or that may be this is the US, but it's reversed in Florida. Just got really big
and is on the other side down so
Mildly interesting indeed it's tall for your dog outside a supermarket in Copenhagen
Yeah, maybe I guess if they don't allow dogs inside of the supermarket
There you go, I'm sure that
dogs absolutely love being left inside of a metal crate in a foreign environment
Thinking that they've just been
Abandoned for a few minutes until their owner returns
I'm sure this is a good way to get a really really affectionate reaction out of your dog just make them
Show you how much they love you
So I'm sure for the owners this price
It's probably really nice a really really heartfelt
reunion
after
Main your dog to have a heart attack for the entire duration of you being in the in the shop these trucks appear to have
swapped beds
No kidding they do this could be the parking lot for an apartment complex or something like that
It could be some well. This is someone's DIY project
They just got to pick up trucks
And we're like you know we should do you should just chop them in half and then and and Frank it steinem dr.
Frankenstein vehicle admission precursor to shitty car mods for the month
I I'm no expert when it comes to pickup trucks, but I'm sure someone who is could possibly identify
If these cabs do belong to the other truck
Potentially like is that cab?
Or is that bad is this a cab?
This is a cab, right
And that's the gap does this bed belong to this cab and vice versa you tell me my buddy's carpet matches his dad's dog
perfectly I
mean
You sure that um
Hello, what's the lifespan of your dad's?
Dogs usually they seem to have like a a premature exit
From his household and has his carpet been like slowly
Expanding throughout the years into other rooms you should you should look into this very carefully make sure
That like that carpets been there a while it hasn't been expanding and that the dogs
Are you know they're lasting their normal lifespan. Let's just be be safe about this here, okay?
I'm trying to insinuate anything
but you know just look into it the arm of the Tyrannosaurus Rex is only about as long as mine and
It means it's probably a lot longer than mine because I have short arms. I don't know why
I mean they're not like freakishly short also
It doesn't help that I have that thing where my like arms don't like to hang
Fully by my side, and they go out a little bit and people give me crap about it. I'm like
Sorry, did I do lat pull-downs. I'm bad, but I think that makes my arms look shorter than they are as well
That's probably longer in line
That'd be a bummer though wouldn't it to have arms that were like as long as your index finger
Being if you're the size of a human. I'm just like
These are my arms pretty great
That'd be so inconvenient just you could do everything with your face like a t-rex
This restaurant has a reservation for 7:45 that looks like shit when read upside down
It really does I guess that's what happens when you put the lines through the 7 is
It looks like a tea upside down and then see I've just take pride in your fives, okay
I know you're probably writing them all day long, but man. That's just it's a disappointing five. It just has no hard
Angles, and then the curve. It's just you just you took no pride in drawing that five. I'm sorry man
You took the effort to add a line through the seven, but you just couldn't whatever do whatever
I like to see the reaction of
The maitre d I guess sir, why are you taking a photo of the of?
The reservation because it looks like shit. They excuse me and what you're telling me that
My reservation no no no no no. I just meant that when you write. 7:45. It looks like shit
See you're saying that you don't like my handwriting. Is that it sir you can leave now
What are the awkward exchange this bench is made from a curled up paving stone
That's actually a pretty cool little design right there. I wonder if it actually was made from
the the tiles that were there previously and they
Actually peeled them up and curved them into the bench and then filled it in because it actually has
Different colored stone there isn't like it was replaced at one point I'd be curious to know the lore
Behind this bench they should put up the sign like they have it national parks
You know giving you a little bit background about what you're looking at about this bench. It's nearly invisible wet paper towel on the table
Yes, yes indeed
it's like a clear plastic membrane or
Something like that didn't even know you could get a paper towel to disappear. That's probably not great for the table
It's probably a sealed table at a restaurant or something
But I just like to do my best to not mix wood and water
Tends to not like I need to get the exterior of my house
Restained cuz it's all wood, and it's just it's kind of peeling the finish is peeling off of it, and I'm too lazy
It doesn't look great
I should I don't know how I went from paper towels on tables to refinishing the facade of my house
But but I did the where indicators on my tires show a percentage representative to the amount of tread left
It's actually pretty cool
It probably you have to ensure that your tire is in like the exact right place in order to
See it you have to make sure that that is you know on the side
Or you can actually find it unless they have a few of those areas around but I don't know yeah, that's that's pretty
That's pretty cool is 100%
It looks like a hundred percent is where it's worn out so a percentage representative to be on a tread left
100 percent looks like no tread left, so it's like a hundred percent worn
Versus 60 percent worn out 80 percent worn out. I can't really tell it's a cool idea though
I just can't really get the measuring out
It looks like a hundred percent is the most worn out my hotel in Odessa Ukraine
Tells you which day it is by changing the elevator carpet every day
That seems like a huge pain in the ass. I'm not gonna lie
I hope they only have like one elevator cuz I'm sure that the employees are the hotel are just like why do we do this
People have smartphones now
You know those exist usually tells you what day it is when you open it up it for some reason you've forgotten cool
Thanks for reminding me that it is Wednesday
I still don't know what the date is but at least I know it's Wednesday so when I'm signing a paper
And they say what's the date? I'll just say Wednesday, just Wednesday
That's that's it the fitting thing is I'm actually I'm recording this on a Wednesday so um that's good
That's it's appropriate the way the Sun has weathered this sign, so it looks like it's heavy metal style
It's like that crappy design post that had all those logos for the heavy metal bands at the the music festival
You couldn't read any of them. This is a better font than those though like much better damn dude someone should actually take this
Vectorize it and they could sell it as a font that heavy metal bands could use to wear their logo would actually be legible
It's a good idea anybody wants to do that
I'm sure that this could be done royalty-free cuz it is just nature
Nature created this font right here for you so be the first to monetize
You get just make sure that if a heavy metal band uses it for their logo that you're like
I don't know you're eligible for 10% of their gross income throughout the duration of them existing as a band and then when they become
Metallica 2.0 like you're just
Rolling it all four vectorizing an image of a mildly interesting giving you business ideas here at
CaptainSparklez Consulting corporation this garlic I bought doesn't have separate cloves. It's just one solid piece
I'm
admittedly
Trying to think back to the last time I did a jardin
tries to not poison himself video and that was far the last time I
Cut into a piece of garlic
And I'm trying to remember what it normally looks like as I cook a lot for everyone else watching. This is like
Yeah, I cut into garlic yesterday sometime this week at the very least. I'm like it was was like six months ago. Probably I
Don't remember, and I've done it probably three times in my life
You know I don't remember what the inside of garlic looks like but
Indeed I'll take your word for it that it is mildly interesting very very good
I wonder if you cut into that when you get the separate cloves
Or is that just one big clove?
You've stumbled upon the golden ticket nature packaged one garlic in the world with this golden ticket
and now you are eligible to go to Charlie in the garlic factory and
Take a tour a lot of just bad breath
The cafe at my closest beach gives free drinks to people who collect a bucket of litter from the beach
about two minutes of course you do grab a bucket and make a difference with a two minute beach cleanup fill up a bucket and
We'll fill your cup any hot drink not bad
I know about as mildly interesting so much is like just good deeds found like cliff this cliff bar came from now
I'm not gonna say
that you're going on the internet and telling lies, but there are just a lot of variables to this a
He's the cliff from Clif Bar based on a real location
Be if it is based on a real location
There are probably a lot of places in the world where you can angle it and line it up to where it?
Kind of looks like it could have been from there
See if it is based on a real world location have the people who make Clif Bar said
Exactly where that low it is and so you knew that and you bought a Clif Bar and you took it to the location
It's based off of because you live near there like there's there's a lot of stuff
I'm not entirely convinced
But apparently a hundred and fifty two thousand people were so I'm probably in the minority 84 percent
I mean I am the sixteen percent is all I'm trying to say here
But hey that's it for the last month mildly interesting
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