MR. JOHNSON: Ah, I love a quiet night at home reading.
[MUSIC BLARING]
GROVER: Surprise!
Welcome to America's newest really real reality show!
Really!
Outrageous Makeover, Home Edition!
MR. JOHNSON: You?
What are you doing here?
GROVER: I am here to give your home an outrageous makeover!
MR. JOHNSON: I don't want an outrageous makeover.
GROVER: Well, of course you do.
I mean, just take a look at this non-outrageous door here.
MR. JOHNSON: What's wrong with my door?
GROVER: Well, nothing sir.
It is just that it is one boring door.
I mean, where is the outrageousness?
You need an outrageous makeover!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: OK, here we go.
Let's get this table out of the way.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Coming through!
All right, sir.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 3: All right.
Here we go.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Move it out!
OK, watch your back!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: OK!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Coming through!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Where's my level?
I need a level.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: OK, we're gonna rip right through
this drywall.
[CRASH]
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Rip right through it!
Gimme a saw!
[CRASH]
MR. JOHNSON: Hey, what are you doing there?
What's going on?
[SAWS]
MR. JOHNSON: Look out!
You're sullying up my shag rug!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Looking good!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Looking really good!
I like it!
MR. JOHNSON: Aw, what did they do?
GROVER: Well sir, they added a door.
MR. JOHNSON: Yeah.
GROVER: You see, there was one door.
And we put in another door.
MR. JOHNSON: Yeah, but--
GROVER: And now there are two doors.
MR. JOHNSON: Yeah, but why?
GROVER: Well sir, one door is for coming and the
other is for going.
Is that not outrageous?
MR. JOHNSON: Yes, it is.
It's really outrageous.
GROVER: Well, I do not think it is outrageous enough.
MR. JOHNSON: What?
GROVER: We need a more outrageous makeover!
MR. JOHNSON: Ohh.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Come on, let's get to work!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Let's go!
Let's go!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 3: I'll take this one over here!
MR. JOHNSON: No.
No, please.
I don't want anything else.
[CRASHING]
MR. JOHNSON: I'm fine the way things are.
You can all leave now.
[CRASHING]
GROVER: Oh, no no, sir.
Not until you feast your eyes on this outrageous makeover!
MR. JOHNSON: Oh, what now?
[HAMMERING]
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: That is looking good.
I like it!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Oh yes, beautiful work!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
GROVER: Good.
Good, guys.
MR. JOHNSON: Oh no.
GROVER: Oh yes!
You had two doors and we added one more door.
So now there are one, two, three doors all together.
Is that not outrageous?
MR. JOHNSON: Yes!
GROVER: Do you love it?
MR. JOHNSON: No!
GROVER: You know what?
Neither do I. We need another outrageous makeover!
MR. JOHNSON: Oh no.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Come on, let's go over there!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
[CRASHES AND BANGS]
MR. JOHNSON: Please go away.
I just want to read War and Peace in peace.
I don't want anymore outrageousness.
GROVER: Oh come now, sir.
There is always room for more outrageousness
on Outrageous Makeover!
Now check this out.
MR. JOHNSON: Do I have to?
GROVER: Of course!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: That looks good.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 2: Oh yes, I love it.
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Good job!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
GROVER: Thank you, guys.
You see, there were three doors and we added one more
door-- may I say rather artistically?
And now there are one, two, three, four doors!
Is that not outrageous?
MR. JOHNSON: Yes, it is.
It's totally outrageous, and I'm outraged at your
outrageousness!
GROVER: I sense you are not happy.
MR. JOHNSON: Well, that's because I'm not happy.
I'm not happy at all!
GROVER: But why is that, sir?
MR. JOHNSON: Because I don't want four doors!
I want you to get rid of the doors!
Just lose the doors!
GROVER: Well, that is not a problem, sir.
We shall get rid of the doors.
MR. JOHNSON: Really?
GROVER: Of course.
Absolutely.
Hey Stevie, 86 the doors!
[CRASH]
[BANG]
[CRASH]
MR. JOHNSON: Thanks!
I'm sorry I lost my temper there!
GROVER: No problem, sir.
Here at Outrageous Makeover Home Edition, we want you to
be happy with your home.
MR. JOHNSON: Well, I appreciate that.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
CONSTRUCTION WORKER 1: Good job, fellas!
Good job!
GROVER: There!
MR. JOHNSON: Well, no.
Where's my door?
Now there's no door at all!
GROVER: Yeah, it is gone.
That is right.
There were four doors and we subtracted four doors, and now
there are zero doors.
Is that not outrageous?
MR. JOHNSON: Oh ugh.
GROVER: If you're going to cry in gratitude, sir, do it to
camera three.
MR. JOHNSON: Get out!
GROVER: Aah!
MR. JOHNSON: Out!
GROVER: Yes sir!
MR. JOHNSON: Get out!
GROVER: Of course, sir.
We understand you wish to be alone to savor your
outrageous--
MR. JOHNSON: Get out!
Out!
GROVER: Yes, whatever!
Oh oh, sir?
Little problem.
MR. JOHNSON: What now?
GROVER: I cannot go.
There is no door.
MR. JOHNSON: [SOBBING]
GROVER: Yeah.
Oh well, Stevie!
Tell the crew we will be spending the night!
MR. JOHNSON: [SOBBING]
Oh, why me?
GROVER: You have a hot tub?
MR. JOHNSON: [SOBBING]
GROVER: Are you getting the crying?
I think there's value here.