>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS ONE OF THE FINEST ACTORS IN THE
WORLD.
YOU KNOW HIM AS THE BELOVED.
PROFESSOR X, A ROLE HE IS PLAYING FOR THE FINAL TIME IN
"LOGAN."
>> WHERE YOU ALL HEADED?
>> OREGON-- >> SOUTH DAKOTA--
>> UM, WELL, OREGON AND THEN SOUTH DAKOTA.
>> VACATION.
>> YES.
LONG OVERDUE.
>> I WOULD LOVE TO TRAVEL SOME DAY.
>> AND I BET YOU WILL.
>> I CAN DROP OUT OF SCHOOL.
>> OKAY, LET'S NOT GO THAT FAR.
>> I MEAN, I'LL DO IT.
>> CAREFUL, YOU'RE SPEAKING TO A MAN WHO RAN A SCHOOL FOR A LOT
OF YEARS, RIGHT, CHARLES?
>> WELL, YES.
IT WAS-- IT WAS A KIND OF SPECIAL NEEDS SCHOOL.
>> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD DESCRIPTION.
>> HE WAS THERE, TOO.
>> OH, YEAH, NO.
I GOT KICKED OUT A FEW TIMES.
>> I WISH I COULD SAY YOU WERE A GOOD PUPIL, BUT THE WORDS WOULD
CHOKE ME.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME, SIR
PATRICK STEWART!
♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
♪ THIS IS HOW WE DO IT THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> THANK YOU, AND YOU, TOO.
( CHEERS ) >> Stephen: THEY'RE VERY HAPPY
TO SEE YOU, CLEARLY.
( CHEERS ) GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> AND YOU, STEPHEN, ALWAYS GOOD.
>> Stephen: I DON'T-- LET'S GET TO THE BIG NEWS BECAUSE I
HOPE I'M NOT GIVING ANYTHING AWAY HERE-- STOP ME IF I AM--
BUT PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAKING THE
EMOJI MOVIE.
THEY'RE MAKING A MOVIE-- THIS IS TRUE.
WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP.
THEY'RE MAKING A MOVIE BASED ON THE EMOJIS, AND YOU HAVE BEEN
CAST AS THE POOP EMOJI.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
DO I HAVE THAT, SIR PATRICK, DO I HAVE THAT CORRECT?
>> YES, YOU DO.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THEY CAN'T IT'S
QUEEN-- THE QUEEN CAN'T COME TAKE THE KNIGHTHOOD AWAY, CAN
SHE?
IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY WITH THIS?
>> YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO RUN IT BY HER WHEN I GO BACK TO LONDON.
JUST SO -- >> Stephen: STOP BY
BUCKINGHAM?
>> SO TO SPEAK.
AND I THINK SHE WILL APPROVE BECAUSE SHE WILL KNOW THAT FOR
ME, POOP HAS BEEN-- ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: GUY'S TALKING ABOUT HIS ART.
>> FOR ME-- THANK YOU, THANK YOU, STEPHEN!
YOU HEAR WHAT THE MAN SAID.
>> Stephen: YES.
>> FOR ME, POOP HAS BEEN A LIFELONG WORK IN PROGRESS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YEAH.
ARE YOU METHOD?
IS THIS METHOD?
>> OH, TOTALLY INTERNAL, UNTIL IT'S EXTERNAL, OF COURSE,.
>> Stephen: YES, OF COURSE,.
>> BUT YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS AN INFANT, OF COURSE, IT WAS MORE
SPONTANEOUS.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT WHAT'S INTERESTING IS THAT
IN MY TEENS, IT TOOK A KIND OF COMEDIC SPURT, YOU KNOW.
I WAS-- ( LAUGHTER )
IT WAS LOW FARCE, RATHER THAN HIGH COMEDY.
BUT AS I MATURED, SO DID MY OUTPUT.
LAUGH.
>> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT "LOGAN" FOR A SECOND.
IT COMES OUT THIS WEEKEND.
I-- BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL, I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT.
I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT.
YOU HAVE SEEN IT?
>> I'VE SEEN IT TWICE.
>> Stephen: IT'S AN ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL MOVIE.
AND IT IS DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER, YOU MIGHT SAY SORT OF
COMIC BOOK ROMP THAN THEY'VE EVER MADE, BUT IN SOME WAYS IT'S
SO MUCH MORE LIKE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO READ ONE OF THESE SORT OF
ADVENTURE, SUPER-HERO COMIC BOOKS.
IT'S GRITTY, IT'S DARK.
PROFESSOR X. DROPS THE F-BOMB EVERY SO OFTEN.
WAS THAT NICE TO LET FLY WITH HIM BEING A LITTLE BIT MORE
HUMAN?
>> WELL, IT'S ONE OF THOSE WAYS IN WHICH YOU CAN SAY, "THINGS
HAVE CHANGED, FOLKS.
THIS IS NOT THE MAN THAT GROOVE GROWN TO LOVE AND FEEL SECURE
WITH ALL THESE YEARS."
NO, HE IS OLD, 90-- 90-PLUS.
WHICH I KNOW WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR YOU TO IMAGINE ME AS A
90-PLUS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: THE MAKEUP ARTISTS WERE AMAZING IN THIS ONE.
>> THE MAKEUP, THEY WERE SENSATIONAL.
THEY DESERVE OSCAR NOMINATIONS FOR THEIR WORK ON ME.
LIKE ALL THE "X-MEN" MOVIES, IT IS ABOUT SOMETHING.
AND PRIMARY, ALTHOUGH, YES, THEY ARE SUPERHERO PEOPLE, BUT IT'S
ALSO ABOUT FAMILY.
THERE'S THE FAMILY THAT YOU SAW IN THAT CLIP JUST NOW.
BUT, ALSO, THERE'S ANOTHER FAMILY.
THERE'S A GRANDFATHER.
THERE'S A SON WHO MIGHT BE LOGAN.
AND THERE'S A DAUGHTER, A GRANDDAUGHTER, TOO, WHO IS THE
MOST EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG WOMAN, I THINK THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY
CHILD PERFORMER I HAVE EVER MET.
HER NAME IS DAPHNE KEEN.
>> Stephen: SHE'S THE STORY IS SURPRISING HOW
MOVING IT IS BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER ""X-"MEN" MOVIES UP TO NOW
YOU GOT TO KNOW AND HAVE AFFECTION FOR THESE CHARACTERS
BUT NOW YOU SEE THEM BROUGHT LOW.
IT'S IN 2029.
SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED.
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW.
IT'S NOT EXPLAINED THAT MUCH, ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN
GOOD SCIENCE FICTION.
YOU DON'T KNOW YET FUTURE IS THIS WAY.
I ASSUME TRUMP WAS ELECTED.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> YES.
THE THING IS WHAT IS PERTINENT ABOUT THIS MOVIE WAS WRITTEN
THREE-- THE IDEAS-- FOUR YEARS AGO.
AND THIS IS REALLY A CASE OF LIFE CATCHING UP WITH ART.
>> Stephen: IT REALLY IS.
LIKE YOU CAN'T-- YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THAT THIS THING WAS
WRITTEN BEFORE DONALD TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT.
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: WHAT THEY ARE DEALING WITH, THE MEXICAN
BORDER, FLEEING TO CANADA, THE-- WHICH I'M NOT GIVING ANYTHING
AWAY BY SAYING THAT-- BUT THEY'RE ALL THINGS I THOUGHT HOW
COULD THEY POSSIBLY HAVE KNOWN THIS COULD BE SO--
>> WE COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN.
>> Stephen: TOPICALLY ASSOCIATED.
>> BUT THE THREE PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS-- THE GOOD NEWS IN
OUR STORY-- THEY HAVE ONE SUPER OBJECTIVE, AND THAT IS TO GET TO
A BORDER-- IT HAPPENS TO BE THE CANADIAN BORDER-- AND GET
ACROSS.
WHY?
TO SAFETY.
AND ALL OF THE WORLD, THERE ARE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING EXACTLY THE SAME
THING BECAUSE THEIR LIVES ARE AT RISK AND IN DANGER.
AND IT IS NEVER BEEN SO BOOD, AND THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE THIS
SCRIPT WAS DEVELOPED.
>> Stephen: WELL, EVERYBODY SHOULD SEE IT.
IT'S AN INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL MOVIE.
AND IT'S A WESTERN IN ITS OWN WAY.
AND I-- I HAVEN'T CRIED AT A SUPERHERO MOVIE BEFORE.
HOW ABOUT THAT, I HAVEN'T CRIED AT A SUPERHERO MOVIE BEFORE, BUT
THIS ONE REALLY GOT ME.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> Stephen: IT'S OKAY?
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> Stephen: IT'S OKAY.
( APPLAUSE ) UPON.
THAT'S BEEN MY-- THAT WAS MY SUPERPOWER-- NOT CRYING.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> UNTIL NOW.
>> Stephen: YES.
( APPLAUSE ) NOW, YOU-- WE HAVE THIS LITTLE
VIDEO HERE.
THIS WAS-- YOU POSTED THIS ONLINE OR A FRIEND OF YOURS
POSTEPOSTEPOSTED THIS ONLINE, PE WIFE POSTED THIS.
THIS IS YOU IN FRONT OF A HARDWARE STORY WINDOW.
THIS IS ALSO VERY MOVING.
JIM CWE SHOW?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I KNOW THE FEELING.
I KNOW THE FEELING.
>> YOU, TOO.
>> Stephen: I KNOW THE FEELING.
SO WE JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE-- WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU A
LITTLE GIFT.
WE GOT YOU-- WE GOT YOU A SOCKET WRENCH SET.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THERE YOU GO.
RIGHT THERE.
AND I WILL-- I WILL HOLD THIS.
AND AS-- AND AS WE-- AS WE GO UP ON THE, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
NICE IF WE JUST SORT OF SOCKET WRENCH DOWN.
SOCKET WRENCH THAT DOWN.
MAYBE TAKE THAT OFF-- ACTUALLY, I'LL DO THIS.
I'LL HOLD THIS YOU, DO DO-- YOU DO THAT SIDE.
>> I GOT IT!
>> Stephen: READY?
I'LL HOLD THIS.
"LOGAN" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
SIR PATRICK STEWART, EVERYBODY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRIS COLFER.