- I'm actually quite nervous.
- Yeah.
- What if this like, what if this
makes me question everything?
I'm married with two kids.
- Well you know.
- I've got a lot on the line.
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- Oh I haven't heard of the Kinsey test,
but I've heard of the Kinsey scale.
Zero is completely straight.
Six is completely gay.
- Yeah.
- And then it kind of slides-
- Slides.
- In shades of gray between that.
- Yeah it makes it simpler doesn't it?
But does it make it too simple?
- I think for the time which maybe was like the 40's,
was probably quite a progressive thing.
However nowadays it's probably a bit reductive.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause there's like, oh cool okay,
so it doesn't have to be A or B.
- Right yeah.
- But it also doesn't have to be A to F.
- Yeah.
- Like it could be like-
- One, two, three.
- Yeah.
- It doesn't really take into account like gender variation.
- [Sam] Yeah.
- I have quite a lot of non-binary friends.
Like to find themselves like trans-masculine
or trans-feminine, but wouldn't
say they're like male or female.
- Yeah.
- So this doesn't take that into account at all.
- I personally think I'm going to be smack bang
in the middle.
- Do you?
- Smack bang middle.
- Okay.
(laughing)
- I think I'm going to be pretty hard on one side
I'll leave you guys to figure out which side that it.
- Yeah but do you think you're going to be all the way?
'Cause I think-
- Yeah I do.
- No I think-
- I think you fancy me a little bit.
- Sometimes I'm like, am I pan?
You know, few things have happened in life so.
I don't know.
But I think I generally just say gay.
I'm fine with gay, that's fine.
- I genuinely say gay as well.
You excited?
- Yeah, want to find out who I am.
I had no idea until this test.
- Question one of seven.
Who are you attracted to?
I mean this is like what?
- This is interesting because I think
the key word is attracted.
- I check out women way more than I check out men.
- I don't know if it means attracted
with the intention of going somewhere or just attracted.
- Yeah.
- Are you checking them out in like a
comparative way to yourself or you sort of?
- I just love bums I think.
I genuinely think this test might actually unveil something.
(laughing)
- I'm going mostly people of the same sex.
- Mostly people of the opposite sex from mine.
Oh my god that's me, perfect.
- There you go.
- Opposite sex yeah I'm a woman, okay.
(laughing)
- Thought that was-
- Mine's going to be only people of the same sex as mine.
- Only.
- Yeah.
- You've never fancied a girl?
- I think of women in a completely different way.
- I probably respect them more.
- Who have you had sex with?
- Don't watch this mum.
- Mum you can watch it, I don't care.
- Yeah.
- I was going to say it going to take a while,
but my family's watching this and it's not true.
(laughing)
- I like wonder what this does because,
A, compulsory heterosexuality.
And B, I'm like exploring things.
- Yeah.
- It is something that you do need to ask.
But I don't think it necessarily means anything,
'cause it could be that you haven't had any yet.
- Yeah.
- So, yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to say both men and women.
But I prefer people of the same sex.
- I'm same as well.
- Okay
- I've only had sex with men.
- I've only had sex with women.
- I have only had sex with the people of the same sex.
- I have had sex with both men and women.
- Who have you had sexual fantasies about?
- This is not a complex test.
(laughing)
- I have had like you know, female dreams.
- This is really interesting.
I think that when I was younger I would like,
freak out that I would have like
sexual fantasies about girls.
Then when I was younger I would also
have fantasies about guys.
- It is interesting how you grow out of that.
- Yeah.
- So to speak.
- Consciously, just women.
I swear to God the old dream has crept in
every now and then-
- Oh yeah must have.
- Where you wake up and you're like,
did that happen, what that a thing?
- Yeah, and you're like, damn it, it was just a dream.
(laughing)
- Chris Pratt didn't happen.
- If I'm completely honest,
I am attracted to women, but I don't
really often have sexual fantasies about them.
- You do what feels right for you.
- Sorry women.
(laughing)
- Do you know what I would actually say
mostly people of the opposite sex.
- [Tom] Yeah.
- In terms of fantasies.
- What you imagine.
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, maybe when I was younger and stuff.
- I really can't talk about stuff like this
I know my Mrs. will watch this and she will go crazy.
- Oh yeah that's true to be honest, I mean.
There's no taping me anyway it's fine.
- Oh, with whom do you form strong emotional bonds?
- I feel like my best friends are
usually women or gay men.
And what's interest is I feel like
kind of as you grow up, if you have female friends
and they're straight, they get boyfriends.
And then they become friends of yours
so then you have male friends who are straight.
- Okay both men and women.
- Both men and women.
- Same time?
- Yeah.
Click!
- Okay.
Who do you feel most comfortable socializing with?
Oh so this is most comfortable.
- What does it mean by most comfortable?
- I love both.
- I'm going to say both as well.
- I love hanging out with both men and women.
- I'm fine with both.
- They're both fun.
- You know me I like being disgusting
and a bit laddy and I kind of like that with the guys.
- Yeah exactly.
- You love a night out with boys for a reason.
- But then it's almost like,
you'd spend a night out with the girls
for a completely different reason.
- Yeah.
- So maybe you are both.
- I feel like you should be my therapist.
- I know what is this?
- So insightful Owen.
- I found my calling.
I'm doing both.
- Okay, I don't think he really means it but-
(laughing)
- The idea of having sex with someone
of the opposite sex from you is?
Desirable, interesting, tolerable, negative, disgusting.
- Disgusting, wow.
- You never know until you're there.
- I mean for me desirable.
- Okay.
- From mine is-
- I really want to put tolerable.
(laughing)
Tolerate it.
- You shouldn't be tolerating sex,
you should be enjoying it.
- Exactly.
- Consensually.
- The closest for me for this one probably is negative.
Just because tolerable makes it sound like I could do it,
and I don't think I could.
I don't think I'd be very good at it.
- Here we go, the idea of having
someone with the same sex as mine is-
- And it's the same options again.
I'm going to say desirable.
- Yeah.
- Straight off the bat.
- Easy.
- Desirable.
- The only easy question in this whole quiz.
- Desirable.
- I guess yeah.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to do interesting.
- Really?
That's strong.
- For you it's different.
- But there's not enough wiggle room
on these like, on the terms they've used.
You know what I mean like, if it's happening I'll do it.
- I feel like maybe this test was made
by people who are homophobic.
- Yeah, yeah exactly.
- Where it's like, what do you think
of people having same sex?
- Does it make you sick?
Does it make your blood boil?
(laughing)
Does it make you want to kill people?
Like, chill!
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- I am as expected, slap bang in the middle.
Bisexual, equally heterosexual, and homosexual.
- Oh, we are the same.
- Yeah.
- I got five, homosexual.
Incidental heterosexual tendencies.
Incidental, it's just an incident.
- I am number one.
- Okay I'm number two.
- What does that mean?
- Mine is heterosexual, more than incidental.
Homosexual tendencies.
That's kind of spot on really actually.
- I am number six.
- Exclusively homosexual.
I feel fine about that.
I could have told you that without taking this quiz though.
- Yeah.
- This quiz is just really interesting to me because,
like in high school I would have been like,
oh I have never slept with women,
I have mostly got straight friends,
and then would that quiz then tell me that I'm straight?
- Yeah, exactly.
So actually it doesn't really mean anything guys.
(laughing)
- It's only asking you if you're straight, gay, or bisexual.
That's like just no where near covers enough ground today.
- This is like the theory and I'm going to say
that the only way to actually explore your sexuality
is with the practical, you know what I mean?
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