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#1 Don’t refer to it as a shit test, or even think of it like you’re taking a test.
A shit test, is a term that pick up artists use to describe a scenario in which a girl
says or does something to test you and see whether or not you’re really a confident,
and cool guy.
For example, if you’re at a party or a club with a girl that you just met, and she says
“Oh wait for me right here, I’m gonna go check on my friend, I’ll be right back.”
More often than not, she’s testing to see whether or not you’re a guy of abundance,
or if you’re a clingy, needy loser who’s ACTUALLY gonna stand around there waiting
for her in the exact spot.
Newsflash, you’ll be waiting all night.
When a girl does this you should immediately go and talk to other girls, regroup with your
friends, or do whatever else you feel like doing, and if you see the girl again afterwards,
then it’s appropriate to talk to her and continue the interaction but by no circumstances
should you wait for her.
Now this is the advice that most pickup artists would tell you, and it’s actually pretty
good advice, BUT, it’s half-baked.
The concept of shit tests is half-baked and quite honestly, a bad term because it makes
it sound like you're taking a test and if you pass the test then you win the girl.
This is the opposite frame of mind you want to be in.
You want to be in an abundance frame of mind, and actually see interactions with girls as
YOU screening HER to see if she’s cool enough to invest your time into.
You don’t want to be running around focused on passing all these tests and jumping through
hoops just so you can “win the girl.”
Pickup and dating are really a means to an end.
The whole point is to find someone or a few someones you’re really into, and you enjoy
spending time with because they’re a good added supplement to you’re already awesome
life.
The ultimate goal is to become the ultimate and best version of yourself that you’re
not trying to win any bitch, you’re trying to see if she is worthy enough to win another
few minutes with YOU!
The most common way a girl will shit test you is by teasing you.
So like if you mention to her that you like watching anime then she might say something
like “Oh wow didn’t realize you were a nerd.”
When girls pull these on me I don’t even see these as tests.
When I’m with a girl or anyone really, I’m just having fun so I react in a way that’s
fun for me, I’m not focused on testing for anyone.
But for those of you not on the godly level that I’m at yet, then here are some options.
Side note: once you are a truly confident guy these will just be second nature to you,
but if you're still young/learning you can just memorize some good responses and use
them as needed.
Option 1: Ignore it and talk about whatever you want.
You can tell a story, ask a totally unrelated question, or whatever.
Option 2: Brush it off for a second and then lead the conversation into whatever other
direction you want.
Option 3: Ask her a related qualifying question.
So if she called you a nerd, you could say something like, “Oh that must mean you don’t
think you can handle someone as intelligent as me.”
Option 4: Look at her in a half-joking condescending way like it was a poor attempt on her part,
From there, she'll usually switch directions and ask something else or start to explain
herself.
Option 5: Exaggerate it and tell her how you absolutely love dressing up and cosplaying
as your favorite anime characters and how you go to conventions every weekend and exclusively
watch hentai porn.
This works because she’ll see that you’re joking and it’ll show her that you’re
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Option 6: Joke about it.
You could say something like, “Yeah I’m actually having an anime marathon with all
my friends this weekend, I’d invite you but no girls allowed.”
And Option 7: If you're in the moment and you forget all this shit like you probably
do with most advice, just do whatever you want.
The only point to remember is to not let it affect you or make you uncomfortable, because
you're not a desperate loser auditioning for her, you're a guy who's just there having
a good time.
So just do whatever you want to do that isn’t "stand there looking uncomfortable" or being
defensive about it.
Being defensive about it is another sign that you’re auditioning for her like you’re
on American Idol.
Saying shit like "i mean im not really that nerdy i usually only game on weekends and
for like an hour or 2 at a time".
Holy fuck bro, grow a pair!
And that my friends is it.
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the philosophy and mindset that drives successful interactions with women.
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