Amy, you look amazing-- what are you doing?
Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig?
Yeah, right.
Those take too much self-control.
Last time I checked, I wasn't a robot.
Boop-boop-boop, nope.
How'd you do it?
With Slap Chef.
Slap Chef, what's that?
It's a new weight-loss program that takes
decision-making out of the equation.
How does it work?
( announcer ) First, one of Slap Chef's world-class chefs
makes you one of their signature dishes.
Then before you can say Slap Chef,
they knock it out of your stupid mouth.
Slap Chef!
What kind of food do they make?
All kinds.
Sandwiches.
Slap Chef!
Lobster bisque with crème fraîche.
( bleep )
Turkey.
Slap Chef!
Fettucine Alfredo.
But what if I fight back?
Go for it.
All of the chefs are trained in the art
of tai chew moi.
I swear to God if you ever touch me again I'll--
( garbled speaking )
Slap Chef.
What about that mumbo-jumbo I heard about
Slap Chef being just abject violence against women?
Hmm?
Slap Chef.