- Run, boy. Run, boy!
Aw.
- If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- That's so bad.
- That's a dad joke. That's a hardcore dad joke.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) It is time for a laugh challenge.
- Hilarious.
- It's been so long since I've done a laugh challenge.
- (FBE) We're going to play a bunch of videos.
If you laugh or smile at all, once the first video
starts playing, including in between videos,
you get a point and at the end,
the person with the least number of points wins.
- I know very well. I've won several.
Sounds very pompous, but it's true.
- I have never won one once. It's been almost four years.
- (FBE) All right, but here's the twist.
- Oh crap, all right.
- (FBE) In honor of Father's Day, we've assembled a bunch
of videos of kids and dads doing things that we considered
classic dad humor. - Oh no.
- Oh gosh, I love dad humor. I love puns.
It's my favorite thing ever.
- Cheesy jokes and puns, I feel like that's all dad humor is.
- Where someone falls on their head or gets
hit in the face or those kind of things,
those kinda crack me up.
- My kid says, "I'm hungry." and I'm like, "Hi, Hungry.
I'm, Dad." Lots of dad jokes in my house.
- Ooh.
- Wow. Very dangerous.
- Oh, the poor kid.
- That one is so-- gosh dang it!
No. (buzzer)
- Uh oh. It's like they hit warp speed
into a window. (buzzer)
- Baby.
- That's a toughy. - (FBE) I think I saw
a smile there. - There was definitely a smile.
(buzzer)
- That was me as a child.
- I don't like the ones when kids get hurt
or people get hurt. I don't find that funny at all.
- That stuff happens all the time when you have kids.
As long as you're not hurt, we can laugh about it.
If you get those on camera, it's even better.
- (man yelling)
- That's so mean. (buzzer)
- (man yelling)
- When dads get hurt, that's a good one.
Good job, little kid. (buzzer)
- That one, I've seen before. - (FBE) I see a smile.
- Couple of smiles. Okay, guilty as charged.
(buzzer)
- (man yelling) - Where did she learn
that from? Her mom?
- I wanna laugh. Trust me, I wanna laugh.
I wanna smile, I wanna laugh, but I'm trying my best not to.
- The crotch shot, that's hard. That one's tough.
- (FBE) I can see the struggle. - I'm gonna hang in there.
- (woman) Why did you poke the frog?
- I've seen this one.
- Oh, this is my favorite video.
- Not this video. Oh my God.
- It's just a baby frog. - (kid screaming)
- That looks like my nephew when he was four years old.
Oh boy.
- Oh, you got me there. All right.
(buzzer)
- (woman) Let it get off. - (screams)
I'm so happy you guys put this in.
(buzzer)
- Oh, dear Lord.
I had seen that video. I hadn't seen it in slow motion.
That makes it so much better. (buzzer)
- (slowed down scream) - Gotta breathe through it.
- I feel bad for that kid. Everybody's been laughing
about him for weeks now.
- That was just a mood. Honestly, I feel.
I feel the same. I can't laugh at my own pain.
- (man) Hey, run. - I coach baseball.
Oh, oh.
- Ah, Tee-ball. What a bat flip.
- Run boy, run boy. Aw.
- (man) Run, run, run. - Okay, that was funny.
I coached a lot of sports. That was funny.
(buzzer)
- That is a kid who does not wanna play sports.
- Okay, montage, great.
♪ (silly music) ♪
- Aw. Poor child.
- No easy baskets, boy. It's a lesson you gotta learn.
(buzzer)
- Oh. I didn't even know you
could be KO'ed in basketball.
- He's learning his balance. There you go.
That ball is way too big for him.
- That's hard.
- Used to it. My boys have done it
a million times.
- I feel like I'm about to laugh at any point.
I'm not gonna bite into it. I'ma stay focused.
- Okay, so this is a TikTok where he had his dad involved.
- Okay, here comes dad. Catch homie smoking.
- (women laughing)
- I'm sorry, that was just so stupid.
(buzzer)
- It's a lollipop. Wow.
(buzzer)
- He's gonna take the cigarette out of the kid's mouth
and smoke it. Oh, it's a lollipop.
Oh, aw. Sweet.
- Oh, that was good. I think it's probably
my favorite video. I wanna do something like that.
- That's a sweet video. Okay, I like dads with TikTok.
Yeah, let's incorporate our parents.
- That's really sweet. Weeping, not laughing.
- A pug. Whoa, what the heck?
- Oh boy. Oh, this dude got some tricks.
- Oh my God. How long is he gonna go for?
(buzzer)
- I'll be completely honest with you, this is not what
I thought I'd see today.
- He's still peeing.
- If he had a first, last-- first, middle, and last name,
he would write the whole thing out.
- I had a boxer that was not as gifted as that,
but we would twist and make designs
on the driveway.
- It's gotta end. Come on, man.
- I'm impressed and scared. I don't know how to feel
about that one.
- Whoo, that dog drank a lot of water.
- (FBE) Do your dogs have first, middle, and last names?
- No, not at all, not at all. No, Patches does not.
- (FBE) That was a laugh. - Damn it.
(buzzer)
- Oh gosh. Oh no.
Oh gosh.
- I've always wanted to try a pogo stick.
- (shocked crowd) - Less so now.
- (shocked crowd)
- Oh.
- (shocked crowd) - Okay, okay.
(buzzer)
- "I'm gonna be a pro pogo sticker, Dad.
It is a real job, Dad."
- Oh God. Well see, my dad would
have laughed at that. To me, that's not funny.
That's just-- I hope he's okay.
- (FBE) That was your last video. - Can I laugh now?
- (FBE) You can laugh now. - Ah boy.
- (FBE) So, we have a surprise for you.
- It's not my dad, right? Is it a dad?
- (FBE) So, you made it through all the videos,
but we have one more Father's Day surprise for you.
- Okay, hey. - Hello.
- Hi, Peter. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- Oh, I'm not laughing. Hi, Peter.
- Hello.
- We're old friends. - We are.
- We got to the bar every Friday night,
the two of us. - That's right.
We go sing karaoke.
- (FBE) So, we've brought in some of our resident FBE dads
to tell you some of their favorite cheesy quips
and it will be up to you not to laugh at them.
Think you can do this? - I'm game.
Let's do this.
- This is part of it? - (FBE) Yep.
- I feel like it's a little unfair, 'cause you've been a dad
much longer than me, so may have much more
dad jokes than I do. - I do.
I don't know. There are some good ones.
- But I'm very funny, so we'll see.
He's already out. - (FBE) Gosh, dude.
(buzzer)
- How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
- Okay, I see that is definitely a dad joke.
- How do you make holy water? - I don't know.
- You boil the hell out of it. - I can't do this
when he's right here. (buzzer)
- (FBE) Now, Connor is not a dad,
but he loves dad jokes so much that we had
to give him a chance to tell a few.
- If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- That's so bad.
- If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- Okay, that one was a three. That was a solid three.
- Out of three? - You can think that.
I feel like such an [bleep] not laughing.
- Yeah, you should. This is embarrassing for me.
- Knock knock. - Who's there?
- Two. - Two who?
- To whom.
(buzzer)
- Knock knock. - Who's there?
- Two. - Two who?
- To whom. - Okay, you got me,
'cause I correct grammar, too. (buzzer)
- Today my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?"
and I burst into tears. He's eleven years old
and he still doesn't know that my name is Kyle.
- Wow. - You get it?
You didn't get that one, 'cause book Mark,
that my name was Mark. - I got it.
Failure is good, 'cause you can build from failure.
- But that wasn't a fail, 'cause you were smiling.
- It's him, it's him. - All right.
- It's not fair. It's not the jokes.
(buzzer)
- What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
- Beets? - Why would it be beets?
Oh, 'cause of B-E-- that's a good guess.
No, it is banananana. - That's a six.
- Okay, six. See how I did that card?
That was pretty cool, right? (buzzer)
- Why are cows considered professionals?
- I don't know. - Because they're outstanding
in their field. - Ah, that's a dad joke.
That's a hardcore dad joke.
- Why are cows considered professionals?
- Because they're outstanding in their field.
You got that one. - Where you should go.
- In the field? - Mm-hm.
- Why? - Then I wouldn't have to
listen to any more jokes. - Wow.
- The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people
talking behind your back. - That is very truth.
- The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people
talking behind your back. - That's so stupid.
(buzzer)
- Hey, throw this packet of salt at me.
I've been assaulted. - This is my house.
This is what my kids do all the time.
Yeah, I know that probably counts, too.
(buzzer)
- Help, I've been assaulted. - Assaulted, yes.
That's so bad. It's so bad.
- You did good. I'm proud of you.
(buzzer)
- I've been assaulted. - You're lucky I didn't
throw pepper on you. You would have been
pepper sprayed. - Oh.
- I've been assaulted!
She laughed at every joke, I just wanna say that.
- On the inside. - Yeah, and on the outside.
Mainly on the outside. She's smiling now.
- Thanks for watching me try not to laugh
on the React Channel.
- Got a funny video you think I should see?
Let us know in the comments.
- Happy Father's Day, you guys. Bye.
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and have a happy Father's Day.