-♪ Hey Robot ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, Robot ♪
♪ Hey Robot ♪
-Now, this is based on the real board game called
"Hey Robot" that you can play at home.
it's like the classic game Password,
but you play with a smart speaker.
So, first, you pick a card with a word on it.
Then you have to ask a question to get the smart speaker
to say that word somewhere in its answer.
If it does, you get a point.
If it doesn't, then the other person has a chance to steal.
We'll go back and forth until someone gets it.
You up for this? -Yeah, but it sounds hard.
-No. Here we go. Okay, I will go first.
Here we go. -Okay.
Okay, here we go. It might be hard.
Alright, my word is "ostrich." Ostrich. Alright.
Alexa, what bird puts its head in the sand?
-Here's something I found on the web.
According to trust.org, the ostrich is said to --
-Yes! [ Dinging ]
♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
Alexa, stop. Whoo! This is a fun game already.
-Trust.org? Alright. -Dude, I write for trust.org.
-She said the word, but her sources, I don't know.
Alright. -Alright, you're up.
-Okay. So, then I should say it first?
-Oh, yeah. -Okay.
My word is "club." -Alright.
-Now, this could mean many things.
Alexa, what is Bungalow 8?
-Bungalow 8 is a nightclub chain created --
[ Dinging ]
♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
-Alexa, stop. -Stop, stop.
-Nice call. Bungalow 8.
-Yeah, yeah. The hottest club of 2009.
-I love that.
It's my turn. Here we go. Oh, come on, now.
My word is "Alcatraz."
Oh. Alcatraz. Alright.
Alexa, movie, "Birdman of..."
-I know about 25 Birdman movies, including "Beauty Shop,"
"The Carter," "Baller Blockin',"
"Nicki Minaj: The Pinkprint Movie," and 21 more.
[ Buzzer ] -Wait a minute! Come on!
Wait. You didn't let her finish. She had 21 more movies.
Come on. -Wait a minute.
Did my ears deceive me or was one of the movies
called "The Birdman of Nicki Minaj"?
-You've never seen that? Where were you?
-Is Burt Lancaster in that one, too?
-Where were you born?
You've never seen "The Birdman of Nicki Minaj"?
-I know a lot of Birdman movies.
"Birdman of Nicki Minaj" and 25 more.
-"Alcatraz" would be on her list.
Alright, that's probably the last --
Now it's up to you.
You can steal -- Oh, no, Alcatraz.
-Oh, I can steal it? -Yeah.
-Oh.
Alexa, what prison is outside San Francisco?
-Here's something I found on Wikipedia.
San Quentin State Prison
is a California Department of Corrections --
-No. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
Honey, honey. Please, listen.
-You can't talk like that to Alexa.
-No, you can't talk like that. That's a lesson.
Don't talk like that. -Alexa, I'm sorry, stop.
-Anyone guess this -- -What prison is called The Rock?
-What's that? -What prison is called The Rock?
-Oh, that's good.
Alexa, what prison is called The Rock?
-Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock another.
[ Buzzer ]
-I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening.
Alright, we're gonna lose that one.
We'll do the last one here. -Okay.
-This is you. It's a new word.
-Alright, this is a new word. You know what?
Let's not talk about that prison.
No, honestly, it was a lot of bad things happened there.
-That's true. -Ha, ha, ha.
My word is "screw."
-Yeah, and since this is the last word,
this is worth 100,000 points.
Whoever wins this is the champion.
-The word is "screw." -Yeah.
-Now, what meaning would she know most?
-No. -Well, I'm not gonna --
-I know. -It's family show.
I'm a decent man. I would never do that.
-I couldn't see you doing it. -Alexa, turning of the blank.
-Hmm. I don't know that.
-Okay. That's cool. [ Buzzer ]
Wait. We were just talking. We were talking.
-I'm gonna say...
Alexa, a Phillips-head is a type of...
-No. Phillip's head.
Newfoundland and Labrador is not a type of.
[ Buzzer ]
-Alexa, flat-head blank driver.
-The flathead catfish, also called the --
[ Buzzer ] -Stop, stop!
-Alexa, stop. -Honey, honey, please.
-Alexa, stop, stop.
-Darling. -Honey, please. Alright.
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, alright.
Alexa, what is a cocktail with orange juice and vodka?
-I know about a number of orange-juice-vodka cocktails,
including sex on the beach, a screwdriver --
-Yes! [ Dinging ]
I love you!
Alexa, stop. John Mulaney, everybody.