[evil laughter]
Is this just an excuse to wear a silly costume?
No, but this is.
[claps] Assistants!
My hump itches.
Well, that's too bad, because I look fabulous.
Yeah, I am not letting you get to Link, so,
if you want to leave this room you gotta go through me.
Or I can go around you.
[shuddering]
Watch out, Max!
Phoebe heard everything, and...
Oh, never mind.
Hey, what took you so long?
I kind of ran into Phoebe.
You know what? I think it's time I tell her what's going on.
What? No, you can't.
Because...
I already told her.
You did?
Was she cool with it?
Super cool.
Cold, even.
Oh, great.
Then I don't feel bad about bringing this like you asked.
[gasps]
Evilman's ring of suffering!
We'll use it to subdue our enemies,
just like your dad did.
Evil laugh with me into the night.
[evil laughter]
- Yeah, you're good. - Oh, okay.
[evil laughter]
You get to keep committing your little crimes,
and I get to practice stopping you.
It's a win-win.
Well, for me, 'cause I'll always win.
Okay, I... I accept your challenge.
But when I win, I'll be the one flaunting it in your face.
And you'll never catch me.
[laughs]
Oh!
The door caught me, not you.
I was this close to stealing those jewels.
[screaming]
I was this close to starting an elephant stampede.
[screaming]
I was this close to not catching you.
Just kidding, it was easy.
Oh, I'll throw myself in.
This isn't over!
Oh, look. Evan's on a date.
With a lizard, but still...
Love.
Shall we share the cheesecake, my little pooky bear?
[hissing]
I just love this romantic side of you, Max.
You're bursting with emotion.
Oh, something's gonna burst. Watch this.
[gasping]
[laughing]
You did this?
Happy anniversary!
What'd you get me?
And pay your taxes for the king, you deadbeats.
We barely have enough money for food, thy Brosiff.
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of your stench!
Now hand over the loot.
And the rest of you, show me the money!
Oh!
I said show, not throw.
What about you, little girl?
Do you have anything of value for the king?
Nope.
Hmm.
What about those golden slippers?
Hand them over, Hobbit Child.
Hey, you won't get away with this, Sheriff Dude.
Oh, yeah?
Who's going to stop me?
I'm going to stop you.
And you are?
Phoebe Hood, protector of the weak
and other people who can't afford to shower.
You may protect the poor and stinky,
but who's going to protect you?
They are.
These are my Merry Men.
[both] Ahem?
Sorry, I mean, uh... My Merry Crew.
You think you scare us?
My men are fearless.
That changes things.
We'll take our belongings now, if you don't mind.
You haven't heard the end of this, Phoebe Hood.
I'll take mine to go.
Max.
How'd you get out of your room?
Easy, I just made a few tweaks on this thing
and got my powers back.
The Orb! Put that down, it's dangerous!
Oh, only when it's in the wrong hands, Dad.
Like mine.
[Orb] I love you very much.
Pretend you didn't hear that.
Hank, our powers are gone.
Hey, I can't laser!
And I'm not fast.
[grunting]
You know, I'd love to stay
and watch you be weak and helpless, but...
I've got a sister to destroy.
Hey, what did I do?
Not you, Phoebe.
Now, to make sure none of you can follow me...
Max,
If you go down this path, you are no longer our son.
Exactly.
I'm a super villain now.