This'll be the ultimate prank.
I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door,
it won't be me!
[laughing]
Aw, look at him. Ain't he a doll?
All he needs is a tie.
Ready for action!
Bah! Bah! Bah!
[giggling]
He's going to the door.
[giggling]
He's knocking on the door.
Squidward's answering the door, and...
[screaming]
He's beating up Squidward! Ha ha ha!
[moaning]
DoodleBob, stop!
Ah! Ow.
[moaning]
He's got the pencil.
What have I done? We've got to find him.
This is great! You and me in school together.
- So, where's the teacher? - You're looking at him.
You are the teacher to my pupil?
This isn't art class, it's heaven.
Alright SpongeBob, pay close attention.
Look at your marble.
Visualize the sculpture within.
Then gently...
How's this, Squidward?
It's beautiful.
I mean, this isn't a sculpture.
A good sculpture takes... more time.
You can't just sculpt willy nilly. You gotta go by the book.
Follow the rules, otherwise you'll never get past amateur hour here.
Besides, you got the nose wrong.
There, now it's art.
Oh, it's so obvious!
I would have never thought of that.
Alright, Patrick. Gotta get started painting this wall,
with the permanent paint that we aren't allowed to get on anything,
but the wall.
Well... here we go.
Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I'll be
painting this wall.
I'm getting to the painting.
Can you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
No problem, here I go.
Huh?
[blowing]
Yeah. Huh?
Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?
Oh, I know.
Two giant paint bubbles.
No!
- Patrick? - Yeah, SpongeBob?
I don't think this bubble can get much bigger.
Nonsense!
Pat, no!
And what has door knob number two been up to?
I've been making baskets too!
Darn! This hammer is defective.
- Do you wanna make crafts too? - Crafts?
This isn't summer camp. I am a true artist.
Oh man, I'll never make art like you and Squidward!
[sobbing]
Hey, don't be sad. You can be an artist too.
I'll find something that will tap into your particular artistic skill set.
Now, let me see.
Oh, this'll be perfect!
Start with a rock, a little glue...
- Uh... - Stick on a couple of googly eyes.
Whoa, slow down, SpongeBob.
And presto! A rock with googly eyes!
Whoa! Ha, I did not see that coming!
- Now you try. - I'm scared.
You can do this.
I shall make the attempt!
- Privacy, please. - Sorry.
[moaning]
- I did it! - Yeah! Let's take a look.
Behold...
Ah! Oh!
Ooh, it's beautiful!
I'm an artist!
- Hooray! - Hooray!