-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite worst-advice-ever
stories from you guys.
This first one is from @RoeyCustard.
-Mmm! -She says...
That's not good.
This one is from @MrPibb4life. He says...
Well, that's -- That's not -- That's...
That is not -- That's bad advice.
-That's false. -That's not true.
You know it's not true.
-Yeah, the Navy should know that.
-It's true.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @kinkyturtle.
She says...
-Well...
-What are you cryin' about?
-The paint's gone. -Technically, it worked.
This one's from @d nnykingsl y. -Ooh!
-Rather. -Rather.
-Where's he from?
-Good day to you, sir.
-Danny Kingsley. -Danny Kingsley.
I don't know if that's how he talks.
But Danny Kingsley.
He says...
Third-degree burns all over his stomach.
-Are those freckles? -No, they're not freckles.
They're scars.
They're grease scars. That's bad.
-Turpentine will get those out, man.
-Thanks for the advice.
You know my doctor -- Dr. Pepper.
-Yeah. Dr. Pepper. -Yeah.
This one's from @canadianlinz. She said...
Tell me about Casual Friday.
I'm really excited to work here. I'm a people person.
This one's from @To neo71. He says...
No. That's bad advice. That is bad advice, dude.
Oh, my goodness. -No.
-This one's from ScrangelaSaurus.
She says...
Where do I see myself in five years?
Taco Bell.
This last one's from @liz nawrocki.
She says...
Oh, wow. That's bad advice.
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