Andy, how are you?
I'm all right.
Yeah.
Yep.
You're are little rested up from
our little excursion last weekend?
Yes, it's taken a while,
but I'm back into the groove now.
I should tell people what I'm talking about.
Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know.
Last week, David Letterman took his show
to Los Angeles for a week.
And they did all their shows there
and there was a lot of promotion and hype about it.
This week Jay Leno is in Las Vegas
and he's been doing shows there
and it's a big deal.
[Andy] Right.
Well, anyway,
we wanted to do something special on our show.
We wanted to go somewhere and kind of do something fun.
Unfortunately, we're a 12:30 show
and, well, we didn't have enough money
to actually send --
(crowd laughing)
well, you laugh, but to me,
to me it's more sad than funny.
But we wanted to send the show --
you know, we couldn't send the whole show somewhere.
[Andy] No.
Because we didn't have the scratch to go there.
But anyway, the network agreed
to let me and Andy take a camera crew
and just for a weekend, go to Hawaii for a remote segment.
That's right. It was really,
I mean, we're really thankful,
we should thank them for letting us do it.
Because it was quite a bit of money.
Oh, yeah, it was a lot of money.
Yeah, a lot of money for you and I to go to Hawaii
for the weekend and it was actually nice cause, you know,
it was nice to get away
and it's a little chilly in New York right now.
It was really nice to get to Hawaii.
And well, anyway, we filmed this remote
so that our show could kinda go somewhere, too.
And, well, Liz, why don't you show them Andy and my trip
to the beautiful island of Hawaii.
Can you roll the tape please?
[Conan, voiceover] Saturday morning,
Andy and I took off from New York City's LaGuardia Airport,
leaving behind the Gotham City's cold and rain
for the promise of Hawaii's endless sunshine.
It was a long exhausting flight,
on an airline that's been out of business for 10 years.
But when we caught our first glimpse of the islands below,
we knew it would be worth it.
Next stop: Waimea Beach. Aloha, Hawaii.
Ha, Ha! Hawaii!
Hawaii, we made it. Yeah!
Hey! Aloha!
Aloha! Aloha!
You guys are on your own, we're going back to the van.
Come on. (Both) Van?
It's Probably too hot for them, it's a scorcher.
Yeah, right. It is pretty hot, Andy.
Yeah.
You know, in fact,
it's so hot that maybe we should wear some
protective clothing. Like pants and coats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go.
Woo! You know, Andy, Hawaii is known for
its assortment of luxury resort hotels.
Really? Yeah.
Why look there, there's the Mauna Lani.
There's the Waikiki Sheraton.
Uh huh.
And that last one right there is the Diamondback Hilton.
Wow. I understand that those are really swanky.
They're beautiful.
I tell you, the best thing about coming to Hawaii
is getting away from the city.
Oh, no kidding.
It's so easy to relax here.
It's like paradise, really.
It really is. All lush vegetation, all the natural beauty.
It's really great. Oh, it's beautiful.
I can't wait to go out and try some surfing.
I've never been surfing before.
Oh, yeah. And I can't wait to try some of those
tropical drinks, with the little umbrellas.
Oh man, that'll be great.
Just lay back in a hammock and just sip away.
Hey, some locals. Let's go talk to them.
Okay. This will be fun.
Hey, guys! Aloha.
Hey, I know what this is.
This is a luau, right?
Oh, luau, woo!
Yeah, it's a luau. Ernie, why don't you
serve them some poi?
Hey, poi! Great, thanks.
All right. Yay, poi.
(crunching) This is livin'.
Sorry.
Poi tastes like chips.
Boy, Andy, isn't Hawaii beautiful?
It sure is.
Yeah.
Hey look, Andy. (voiceover) A volcano.
Wow.
Hey, look over there.
(voiceover) It's Pearl Harbor.
Alright. Hey Andy, look just behind that ridge.
(voiceover) The Grand Canyon.
Say, Conan, isn't that
(voiceover) a man shaking hands with a dolphin?
Catch this, Andy.
That is one sexy (voiceover) Bronco Buster.
Andy, look, it's our favorite characters from Magnum PI.
Yeah. T.C. And Rick! Ha ha ha ha.
(Magnum PI theme music)
(audience cheering, applauding)
(Magnum PI theme continues)
(both) Hey, guys.
Good to see you. How are you?
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, Andy. how you doing, I'm Andy.
Hi. Yeah, hey, cool, how are you?
So, isn't it great here in Hawaii?
(incredulous) Yeah. Hawaii. It's great.
So you guys in the middle of investigating
some crime or something? Yeah?
Yeah, we're investigating a crime.
Trying to catch some bad guys.
Can you tell us about it?
The Crime? Yeah.
And the bad guys?
It's top secret.
Yeah, that's right. Top secret.
Yeah.
(awkward silence)
So, uh...I guess you guys need to get back
to chasing those bad guys, huh?
Yeah.
Alright, yeah. We better go get the helicopter.
(Magnum PI Theme Music) (Audience applauds)
[Conan, Voiceover] Sometimes,
there can be too much of a good thing.
Andy and I had grown tired of Hawaii's beauty and lushness.
So, we decided it was time to go back to New York City.
(plane engine whirring)
Well, Andy how'd you like Hawaii?
Oh, it was the greatest.
Yeah. And say, nothing beats first class.
You can say that again.
(both, exaggerated) ha ha ha ha ha.
Ahhh, yeah...
That was fun. It was great.
And again, thanks for letting us go. It was terrific.
Yeah, thank you, NBC.
Alright folks, we're going to take a break.
When we come back, Corbin Bernsen is going to be with us.
Stick around. It's a fun show.