- Do you guys remember when we raced a Can-Am
versus a Tesla, and the Tesla whooped that slow Can-Am?
(rock music)
Well, the driver of that Can-Am is right here.
(rock music)
So here's what we're doing.
We're here at this K1 Speed place.
It has go-karts.
Sam wants to have a fair race between two things,
and I was kind of making that up.
It wasn't a whooping, it was close.
(engines revving)
The problem was, Sam didn't really
take care of his vehicle, and it broke.
- Oh, so false.
- [Dan] So false?
- That's bad.
- [Dan] What? The belt broke.
This guy's crazy!
So today, Sam, if your car breaks,
and I win, no excuses.
I'm just the clear winner, and you ...
- That just means I ate two more bagels than you did.
- I don't know what that means.
- It means I'm better.
- Okay, this is happening right now.
It's race time.
We're at this place I've never been to before.
And it should be a fair fight.
I'm clocking in around 201, Sam's clocking in around 204.5.
So yeah, we'll see.
(upbeat music)
Give this guy a slow car.
He needs the slowest one possible right here.
- That's how you're gonna cheat?
Get me more bagels this morning?
- [Dan] It's racing.
Here's what's going down.
We're in this building.
It may seem weird to have indoor racing in a building.
These things are fully electric.
It's like a Tesla basically.
So just that right there alone
gives me an advantage over Sam because ...
Three, two, one.
(screams)
Sam doesn't know how to drive electric vehicles.
He's only a gas powered guy.
This video is becoming a like, tease my buddy Sam,
but Sam is actually a really really good driver.
He races every weekend, on dirt, but he races all the time.
And when he was a kid he raced.
He even crashed one time into a fence,
when he was like five years old.
And his son is two years old,
and his son is a better driver than Lincoln is.
- Yep.
- The only thing I have going for me is I can talk smack.
Cause it's not very likely I'm gonna win,
but I'm gonna talk smack the whole time.
What are you doing over here Sam?
- I'm cheating.
- [Dan] He's studying the track right now.
Busted.
(dramatic music)
Sam did it in 23 something, and I did it in 24 something.
24 is not bad for your first time,
23 is like really really good.
He's clearly a fast driver.
So we're going to go one more time now,
and see if he can lap me from starting first.
(dramatic music)
- Alright, the champion, we're gonna find out in a second.
I'm not gonna make excuses,
cause every car is different, but the second car,
it was crazy, it spun out on every turn.
It was way different.
That's the thing, you just get used to the cars.
Overall both races, let's go over to the podium.
(upbeat music)
(Queen's "We Are the Champions")
- In last place for duty,
great job of announcing this, is me.
- All right, that was fun.
K1 was a little tricky,
they didn't want us to film anything.
So thanks K1 for not helping us make this video possible,
but we still found a way to do it.
And Sam, good job, you're the champ.
We're gonna race again with the Tesla and the Can-Am.
I added some nitrous boosters to my Tesla, so ...
- Nitrous to electricity?
- Yeah.
- Is that gonna cause a fire?
- As long as I win it doesn't matter.
Alright, let us know who you thought is the best driver.
Actually, don't even let us know that,
we already know, we've got, like,
data here showing that Sam whooped me.
- (Sam) Lincoln got the mustache award.
Lemon got the tongue sticking out award.
- [Dan] I got the poop emoji, because I lost.
(dramatic music)