- Will we look like fools in kiddie pools?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good Mythical Morning!
- Today, we are dipping our bottoms into inflatable pools
full of mystery stuff, and hopefully this time around,
I'm not going to get skin scorched
by hot sauce like last time.
It left quite a pattern on my face and neck.
That's not happening again, right?
- No, that is happening again, right?
- No response.
- I requested that that would happen again.
Okay. We'll see. - We don't know.
- This episode is also extra special because
it is our third and final mythical beast takeover episode.
(Link cheers)
You know what we did.
We offered you the mythical beasts,
a chance to write on an episode of GMM.
We got 4,000 submissions.
We narrowed it down to three, just three,
and now on the line all the way from Indonesia,
our final mythical beast takeover winner it's Kal.
Hello Kal.
- [Kal] Hey, what's up guys?
- Oh, we're just, you know, we're just doing the show,
doing your episode. - Oh, nice.
- Taking mental notes all along the way
of things that make us unhappy
so that we can let you have it afterwards.
Just kidding, man.
I know this is going to be great. You feeling good about it?
- [Kal] Absolutely.
- Okay. Well, we got a question for you.
We want to get this cleared up.
Is Davin a folk hero in Indonesia like he tells us he is?
- [Kal] Oh, absolutely.
We have days dedicated to him.
- Days, multiple days?
- [Kal] Multiple days, like holidays and stuff.
- And stuff.
Emphasis on the "and stuff."
Okay, I don't necessarily believe you, but at least,
I mean he's in cahoots.
- Yeah, they worked something out.
- He and Davin, they're in the cahoots.
- Well, anyway, Kal, thank you so much
for contributing to this episode.
We're looking forward to experiencing
what you have come up with for us to experience.
- Will we thank in the end, I don't know,
but the sun's out, let's get those buns out
of our chairs and into pools filled with who knows what?
It's time for "Call the Lifeguard!
Am I swimming in lard or a wet leotard?
Why does it smell like a Saint Bernard?
Who knew guessing could be this hard?"
- Nice title , Kal.
I love it when we get St. Bernard in a title.
Okay. We each have a pool in front of us.
Actually, we're in it, and a curtain in between us
preventing our peepers from peeping at the other guy's pool.
What are you doing right now, Link?
- Chilling.
- Doesn't matter because I can't see you.
Our pools will soon be filled with mystery objects
for us to swim in, and then we're gonna take turns
asking yes or no questions in order to figure out
what the other guy is swimming in.
- The first one to guess wins the round
and we're going to have four lifelines to help us out.
Spike it, soak it, rhyme it, stroke it.
It we're going to spike a beach ball into the pool,
or soak what's in our pool with a Super Soaker
or come up with a rhyme as a hint.
And finally we can stroke it,
which is just batch backstroking in whatever's in our pool.
The winner gets a one of a kind work of art
drawn by this episode's co-writer, mythical beast Kal.
- Wow Kal, working in some self promotion for your side job.
(laughs) I like that.
(upbeat music) We're swimming.
- I'm actually trying to not move too much.
'Cause I don't want to give too much of a hint.
- Okay, Link, since you got nearly decimated
by hot sauce last time you get to go first.
- Rhett, are you swimming in something manmade?
- Technically yes.
First thing I thought I was a poop.
- [Rhett] You know what?
- Hope you're swimming in human feces.
- You know what I'm going to say? I want to say yes and no.
- Okay. Thanks.
- Link, is what you're swimming in manmade? (laughs)
- Yes and no. Yes, it is.
Rhett, is what you're swimming in found outdoors?
- Yeah.
- [Link] Outdoors. Okay.
- Is what you're swimming in clothing?
- Nope. Is it for fun?
- No. Is what you're swimming in
something that would be found in your house?
- I wouldn't call it.
I mean, are you asking, is it a household item?
- [Rhett] Yes.
- Then no.
Man, I'm already stumped.
I wanna, I want you to soak it.
- Okay.
Here we go, soaking. (water squirts)
- Soak it some more.
- I ran out of soak.
- That wasn't a lot of soak.
- I mean, I mean, I used everything I got.
- Did I hear, is there plastic involved?
- All right, I'm gonna try to be very helpful here.
You may have heard plastic,
but that would send you in the wrong direction.
So I'm going to say no, you didn't hear plastic.
- Okay. Ask me a question.
- Would it be in your garage?
- No. Is it decorative?
- [Rhett] No.
- [Link] Okay.
- Is it protective?
- No.
Do I own one of what you're swimming in?
- [Rhett] No.
- Oh, that was a quick no.
- I think it might be illegal actually.
Is it a tool of some kind?
- No.
All right.
All I know is that it's outdoors.
Is it a representation of something that
that thing would be illegal to have?
- Yes.
Do you get it at a store?
- Mm, yes. But not in the way that you're thinking.
- Oh, okay.
- Does it represent something that is living?
Like for an example like an animal?
- I answered the first part of your question.
- Okay, okay.
- You didn't buy it, but because you bought something,
you got it, right?
- Yes.
Okay. I think you know what I've got.
So at this point, I have to guess
in order to win this round,
is it the owl I gave birth to?
(gasps)
- Oh, no, it's not.
Okay, Link. You got bags?
- Nope. (Rhett groans)
Do I got bags?
Does it represent an endangered animal?
- Yes.
You're swimming in an endangered animal.
- Okay, if it's not bags,
there's something else you get in your bag.
Is it receipts?
- Lifeguard Chase, pull it back.
(bell dings)
(laughing)
- Oh man, bald eagles.
- Bald eagles, man.
- I was so close with my freakin' owl throwback.
- Wow. - Look at this, CVS.
- CVS will give you some receipts.
- So many trees.
- How long y'all been collecting CVS receipts?
- All I bought was a bag of popcorn and some Sudafed.
This is what came out.
- Sudafed, huh? Okay.
(beachy music)
- I'm swimming in something.
- I'm swimming is nothing too.
- Oh, you seem happy.
- I think I am happy.
- Well, you're winning. Is that why you're happy?
- And that's why you're going first this round.
- Rhett, are you swimming in something manmade?
- Heck yeah I am.
Link, are you swimming to something manmade?
I'm sorry to take your questions,
but I feel like as a good starter.
- Yes.
Are you swimming in something dangerous?
- This, no, does not strike me as dangerous.
- Okay.
- Is what you're swimming in edible?
- No.
- Why'd you say it like that?
- Just to mess with you maybe.
Are you swimming in something edible?
- Yes.
Is it decorative?
- No.
Is there meat in it?
(laughing)
- Uh, no.
- Okay. Vegetarian.
- Not in, not in the, no, not no, no meat.
Is it a tool that helps you do something?
- Yes.
Is what you're swimming in something that I could get
at a fast food restaurant?
- That is not where I would think to go for this.
- [Link] Okay.
- [Rhett] Do I have what you're swimming in?
- Yes, definitely.
- It's a tool that I have?
- Yeah.
- You know, what kind of tools I got?
- I know enough. Is what you're swimming in
something that you would get at a grocery store?
- Heck yeah.
You know what, can I get a lifeline?
- Sure.
- I want you to spike it.
I want you to spike a beach ball into it,
and make it count.
- Make it count?
- Yeah.
- All right. I'm gonna try to make this count.
(ball splats)
- Didn't get a lot from that.
- [Link] You didn't?
- Did it pop the ball?
- You had one chance to listen.
- Is it sharp? That's my question.
- Yes. Are you swimming in beans?
- I wish.
- Oh, you've been so excited,
I thought that was it definitely.
I thought it was, it had a personal tie to you.
- Do I use this to eat?
- Yes.
So this non-meat thing you get at a grocery store
that's not beans.
- You know what, I'm gonna,
because I feel like I'm so close to the right answer,
I'm going to help you out 'cause you're my buddy.
You said, "does this have a personal tie to you?"
And I'm going to say the answer to that is no,
- [Stevie] I thought you were going to be
even better of a buddy and say it's not tied to Rhett.
- That's what I was saying. It's not tied to me.
- That's what I mean, your beans is to my
(crew laughs) peanut butter.
Are you swimming in peanut butter?
- {groans} No. Oh, Link.
Are you swimming in forks?
- (laughing) No.
(laughing)
- Dang it, I had a choice.
- Are you swimming in cereal?
- Be more specific.
- Oh, I'm torn. (crew laughs)
Are you swimming in
Raisin Bran Crunch?
- Life guard. - Yeah!
- Are you swimming in knives?
Is that what you're swimming in?
That makes a lot more sense
if you'd be swimming in knives.
- It's a fake knife, they wouldn't give me real knives.
- Of course you're swimming in knives,
'cause there's a Link-ness of it all.
- Raisin Bran Crunch, the sugariest adult cereal.
- Forks. I'm a forkin' fool.
(beachy music)
Woo, swimming.
- I'm swimming.
Just right at home.
- Okay, Link, I'm going to start on this one.
since you've got the last one.
- [Link] Do it.
- [Rhett] Have you ever owned what you're swimming in?
(crew laughing)
I'm glad that that apparently went over well.
- No. Okay Rhett,
is what you're swimming in, does it make you happy?
- I'm kinda, I feel like I'm indifferent to it personally.
- Okay. But no judgment to those who are into it.
(crew laughs)
- No, no judgment, no judgment.
Is this something you would find in nature?
- Sometimes. (crew laughs)
Are you swimming in something nature-made?
- No.
Are you swimming as something that is best represented
in an action? (crew laughs)
- Um. - Is it active?
- Sometimes.
- What's it, you've given me lots of sometimes, man.
- You're giving me strange questions.
Can you find it at a Walmart?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, baby.
- Well, I was gonna ask you the same thing,
I was gonna say is it a product, but I'll just ask you.
Can you find your item at a Walmart?
- Not much anymore.
- What?
- Um, do you wear it?
- You probably could, but that's not,
that's not typically how it's used.
Man, can you eat it?
- No. Can I eat yours?
- No.
- [Link] Okay.
- [Rhett] If I saw you with this thing, would I be like,
"well, that's a surprise?"
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Are you swimming in something that has
a very specific function?
- [Rhett] Yes.
- Okay.
- Is what you're swimming in metaphysical?
- No. What do you mean?
- You're like if I saw you with it, I'd be really surprised.
I was like, well, if I saw you with a ghost,
I'd be really surprised.
- It's not a ghost. It is not metaphysical.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- Okay. It has a specific use, is that use,
is it an indoor use?
- I don't think it matters if you're inside or outside.
- [Link] Okay.
- Is what you're swimming in a being of sorts?
- Yes.
Is what you're swimming in something that
you use on your person?
- Yes, not my person,
but the person who uses this is using it on their person.
- Okay.
- I want to use a lifeline.
Link, I would like you to stroke it.
(crew laughs)
- Uh.
(gentle rubbing)
- It sounds furry almost.
- Depends on where you stroke. (crew laughs)
- Is it a mannequin?
- No. Are you swimming in a feminine product?
- [Rhett] Yeah.
- [Link] Okay.
- Are you looking for a specific person
that this represents?
- Yes.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- Is the product absorptive?
- Absorbative?
- You know, like absorptive?
- No, I know what you're thinking and no,
it's not absorptive in that way.
- Okay, good.
- Is this a famous person in history?
- It depends on who you ask.
I'm gonna say yeah.
Oh, I got a lifeline. Can you rhyme it?
- Uh, vest plump.
- What? Vest plump, did you just burp?
Are you swimming in a chest pump?
You know, like a nursing, like a nursing machine.
- I will not accept chest pump as the answer.
Are you swimming with yourself?
- Chase. (laughing)
Pull her back.
Just me, myself, and I.
That's what it is, a breast pump.
- You said chest pump.
- Oh, I said chest pump.
- I knew as soon as I said "vest plump."
- I meant to say breast pump.
- You said "chest pump," I said I wouldn't accept it.
- [Link] Dang, how does that purple one work?
- I don't know, but this one, look,
this one is from Benny Hinn ministries.
- [Link] Are you serious?
- Benny Hinn's got a breast pump, y'all.
That only means something to a small group out there.
- Well, shoot.
- Oh, wow. Look at this.
- [Link] You get artwork from Kal.
- Oh, and it says "in this issue, Rhett wins again."
Oh, look at that, Sergeant Sunscreen.
- All right, Kal, you did a great job,
and you did a great job for enduring
all these yes or no questions.
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- That sounds like a magical place.
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