Finally, if this cute little street performance
doesn't warrant a dollar,
I don't know what does.
[harmonica playing]
♪ ♪
(Daniel) Is it considered child molestation
if that finger baby beats you off?
Who's crazier,
the creepy homeless guy
or the person letting a creepy homeless guy
touch his face?
You realize everything touching your face
has been in his butthole.
Five years ago,
that guy moved to New York to be a musician.
I can't in good conscience
let that finger baby stay with such a weirdo.
That's why I illegally adopted him.
Warning: single parent life.
Ugh!
Every day is Take Your Kid to Work Day.
That's [bleep] stupid.
Language! Not in front of the finger baby.
Sorry.
Come on, finger baby.
Come on.
Good. There you go.
There you go.
I'm gonna let go.
I'm gonna let go. Oh, finger baby fell!
Come on.
Help!
My finger baby's locked in a hot car!
Ahh, this hurts!
Oh, sorry.
He refuses to drink formula.
It's okay.
I have two of my own.
Oh!
Made the mistake of vaccinating finger baby.
Now he can't blink.
Good night.