Oh, it's so nice to be back!
Hello, my friend.
Hello.
[CHEERING]
Human beings, there's human beings here.
I know, this is very cool.
Mixed in with virtual people.
I love it.
It's a great mix.
So it's great to see you.
And last time I saw you, you appeared on our show
because we sent Andy to Mark Wahlberg's gym.
And you happened to be there working out, just by accident.
Coincidentally, yeah.
Mark and I are friends for a while.
We trained together.
And then he told me, hey, you know Ellen?
I go, yeah, of course.
He goes, you know Andy Lassner's my boy.
He's going to train with us.
I go, what?
Oh yeah, there he is.
He was a beast, Ellen.
No.
He was a beast.
No.
He did the whole deal.
He pushed through because that's pretty intense little workout
for 45 minutes right there.
It was fun.
Yeah, it's a 45 minute workout.
And he did not feel well afterwards.
Did you talk to him afterwards?
Yeah, he was he wasn't in the best mood.
I got to say, he wasn't in the best mood.
He thought he hurt something.
And it was a struggle.
I said, come on, look at that.
I mean, look at that.
That's hard work right there.
That is hard work.
That's a lot of weight.
A lot of effort.
Are you still doing the F45?
Yeah, when I can, just because the schedules
have been a little bit crazy.
But I usually don't feel like I've really woken up
until I've broken a sweat.
Do you work out every single day?
I try to break a sweat every single day and just
with my kids' activities right now because aside
from everything else, I'm also my son's wrestling coach.
And I train with jiu-jitsu.
So I'm there helping out there.
And then my daughter is involved in gymnastics and all that.
So I'm that real, kind of hands-on, dad.
So we stay pretty physical.
Your son is wrestling?
My son wrestles or does jiu-jitsu pretty much
every day.
He's a little stud, I got to say.
He's doing well.
Wow.
Yeah, remember when I brought him out here?
I brought all my kids out.
It was like The Lion King.
I brought them all out on Ellen's show.
Oh, you haven't met the third one, yet, Santino.
No, I haven't.
He's got a crazy wig too.
Yeah, there we are, doing a little jiu-jitsu.
No, I saw a picture.
Can we show the picture you posted
of the new one with the wig on?
With the wig.
Yes.
All my kids come out with this big, just lettuce of hair.
So much hair.
It's that little Mexican-Italian thing.
So there's a picture you-- look at this.
Oh, yeah.
Look, there he is.
He's chilling.
And can we just zoom in on that picture in the toilet area?
Oh my God.
[LAUGHING]
That's you, right?
That's me, little booty baby.
I think I was six months old.
Somebody gave that to me.
I think it was some sort of joke, I forgot.
So it was funny.
And they went through the trouble of putting in a frame.
So my wife was like, well, you got to keep it.
And so they stuck it in the little toilet room.
[CHUCKLES]
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
I was pretty much the fattest baby I think you've ever seen.
Nope, I think I would win.
How much did you weigh when you were born?
You know, when I was born, I wasn't that heavy.
I was only about 8 and 1/2 pounds.
But I quickly gained a lot of weight until I was about one.
My mom used to have to stretch my skin out and clean in
between because you know when you get those little rolls?
Wow, like a Shar Pei dog.
Like a Shar Pei dog, seriously.
So I was well-fed.
Yeah.
I was 10 pounds, 11 ounces.
Yeah.
I was huge.
And then I continued to be huge.
And I didn't walk till I was two or something.
Although they didn't clean me, but I did have the same rolls.
But you're in great shape.
You just had a birthday, right?
Yes.
How old?
47 years old.
You look great.
Thank you.
You can't lie about your age anymore because of Google.
I remember talking to--
I had the pleasure of working with Dick
Clark for a long time.
And he's like, back in the day, we
used to lie about-- because Dick Clark was 25 for 15, 20 years.
But now, you can't.
So I might as well embrace it.
Fifth level's around the corner.
And I'm feeling good.
You look great.
Aw, thank you.
Do you feel-- are you able to do the same workouts?
Do you feel the same?
Yes, I feel the same.
Healing takes a lot longer now.
And back in the day, I used to be able to party
and have fun, get up, workout.
Now, one good night of going out, I need a week to recover.
And then training, I got to just monitor it,
make sure it's a little-by-little.
But recently, full disclosure, I had to purchase some readers.
That wasn't cool.
That's always a surprise, when you
all of a sudden-- because I've always had perfect vision.
And now, sometimes I need glasses.
Yeah, because I was getting little headaches.
So I was like, what do I need?
Yeah, OK, that's it, the radio.
My wife, she was sneaky.
She took that picture.
She's not a fan of the chains.
What do you think of the chains, Ellen?
They're very practical because I only need them when I read.
And she does the radio show with me.
When I talk to her, I look up.
It kind of hurts.
So I've got to take them on and off a lot, hence the chains.
Yeah, I'd lose the chain.
You'd lose the chain?
You don't like that look?
No, I would lose the chain.
Aw, look at her shaking her head.
All right.
I'm not cruising with them.
Yeah, I understand it's convenient.
Somebody's got to figure out something else.
But no, lose that.
Somebody's got to figure out something else?
Yeah, but not--
Oh, God.
We're going to take a break.
And we're going to talk about this reboot, which everybody's
so excited about it.
We'll be back.
Sounds good.