If a peacock finds a pot leaf
Yes, that's a peacock with a marijuana leaf in its mouth
and guess what this is also a children's book
now isnt that great
hows it going guys, welcome to reaction time
today were gonna be looking at some of the most inappropriate children's books
like this one, it's a poor pussy game
it's a game inside a book that tells you
"the children are seated in a circle"
"one child is chosen to be a 'poor pussy' stands in the centre"
"the 'poor pussy' kneels before some child and meows three times"
ohhh they're talking about cats
I did not know. I thought they were talking about something different
POOR PUSSY!
why does that just roll off your mouth like tongue mouth? no. no
oh "if he laughs he becomes the poor pussy"
"if he doesn't laugh the pussy must try someone else"
why does this sound so wrong?
it's because I have a sick mind, I'm dirty minded
I bet all of you guys have a dirty mind too
nasty, nasty, children
next book we got is titled "go the fuck to sleep"
what?
this is by Adam mansbach, mansbutch
and it's basically telling you to go to sleep
I can imagine just like a very angry parent wrote this
he was just like "my child is so annoying!'
"he never stops crying at night"
"he can't stop making noises"
and this is the result, an angry parent wrote this book
go the fuck to sleep
the night dad went to jail
ok?
what to expect when someone you love goes to jail
it's a book about your dad going to jail
what did your dad do?
did you dad kill someone?
did he stab someone?
did he rob a bank?
what kind of dad do you have?
and why is it a rabbit?
a sad rabbit
what could papa rabbit possibly do?
looks like they're having fun
look at the picture behind, it looks like they're fishing
you gotta love this one
''My big sister takes drugs.''
I love the little brother just opens the door
and just sees his sister
she has like a bunch of drugs in her purse
like what does she do?
does she do cocaine?
does she do heroin?
ohh
"Billy!"
"what are you doing in my room?"
"close the door!"
don't worry guys, it's just flour
it really stings my nose
I don't actually do cocaine but this really burns my nose
(coughs)
ohh!
but can you guys imagine the sister doing that
like she's just snorting cocaine and the little brother just walks in
"Marissa?"
and she's just snorting like a line of coke
and she has it all over her face
it's like "billy, what do you want?"
next one is "who cares about elderly people?"
what?
what is the purpose of this book?
is this about a book teaching children to hate elders?
it's like "oh yeah they smell bad, and they're ugly"
"and they don't take showers"
"like what? you should love your grandparents."
"what is wrong with people."
Oh and don't forget about "The long journey of Mister Poop."
You know Mister Poop?
The one that comes out of your butthole?
That sounded very weird...
El Gran Viaje del Senor Caca
*laughs*
Senor Caca. (Sounds like ''Cock eh?'')
Why is caca such a funny word
I just like the word caca
Like poop.. It's like caca
*In very weird accent*"Just took a mad caca." "It felt very nice"
"To take a mad caca"
This is a book, about the adventures of
a piece of turd, you know like
travelling, I don't know where, where do
pieces of turds go
like where do logs of poop actually
go, I don't know
Someone let me know down in the comments below
because my poop just goes down the toilet...
You got the 'Little monkey's big
peeing circus'
It's a circus revolved around a monkey
taking a piss in some places...
Why?
Why does that so weird like,
this makes no sense.
*Silence*
Okay moving on!
I'm just gonna move on.....
That was a little too much pee
in one book for me.
How 'bout 'Cooking with Pooh?'
You know this is not actually like poo
Isn't it like Pooh the bear?
No No I don't see this though.
IT SAYS COOKING WITH POOH!
but then when you look,
just look at the cookie batter.
it literally looks like a little pieces of shit in there
you know you should get a cookbook
do you wanna make some
poop cookies
that book has to be my favourite
THAT'S NOT YOUR MOMMY ANYMORE
that's not your mommy anymore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PFHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
it's a zombie tale
look moms gone full zombie.
You know thats like a common family thing.
like your gathered around, having dinner
you guys are all eating, she made mash potatoes
all of a sudden
your mom just like '' hey Jim, how was school today?''
mom? are you ok?
yeah oh no im fine.
how was school today?
your like
YO!
and you just see her start deforming.
like your mom is turning into a zombie.
im good
its not a normal thing to happen.
alright we got fuck me in. ???????
i mean tuck me in. (yeah right) is it tuck me in?
i cant tell!
because, of the sticker covering the book title.
did my voice crack? yeah my voice always cracks.
no thats not okay.
why would they- they delibrately hid the t in tuck me in
like i know.(no you dont)
Maybe its not even tuck me in. because i still cant tell I can say
I-I dunno, why they have to put a sticker there?
look at all the other places you could have put the sticker
No. It's like, let's make a funny joke
For us we know it's 'Fuck me in'
For the little kids they're like,
Tuck me in
No, it's fuck me in, little boy. Fuck me in, man.
SUCK IT!
Said the lion.
Now suck it, cause that's totally normal to happen in children books
Suck it man
(laughs) and the kids are like
"Mom, what does suck it mean"
Oh, wait where'd you hear that?
The lion said "Suck it" to me
WHAT
K this one says gender differences.
Boy vs Girl
EHHH, WHY IS THE GIRL PEEING FROM BUTTHOLE
WHAT? I'm pretty sure girls don't pee from there buttholes.
Oh My God, is this how you teach kids
the difference between genders nowadays?
That looks so nasty
Why does it have to be elephants
Like out of every animal
Elephants probably take the biggest dumps
and of course you choose an elephant
just to like, your know, make it more exaggerated.