(upbeat joyful music)
- Hey guys, so if your eyes are distracted
by this thing of beauty on my body,
it is the Glitch Hoodie, it's new on AmazingPhil Shop,
I collaborated with the artist Cyarine
and I'm so happy with how it turned out,
it's got a little barcode detail on the side as well.
So if you wanna grab yourself one
and be cozy this winter, you can go to AmazingPhil Shop!
And you might be like,
"Philly why are you stood in front of a green screen?"
I got myself a new green screen, I was excited,
I'm stood up for this video, it feels so weird.
I'm using my leg muscles.
Anyway, I thought I could get you
guys (laughing)
to edit some stuff (dog barking)
behind me, which I know is a terrible idea.
You know it's a terrible idea,
I mean this is what some of you said to me,
"Phil this is a horrible idea."
"This is an awful idea and I am 100% here for it."
"You gave us too much power." (suspenseful music)
Okay Thanos.
So I gave you some scenes to edit with,
here's some footage of me doing that.
Green screen take one. (groovy music)
(Phil coughing)
(Phil wailing)
Somebody help me.
Wow, sign me up!
I'm really scared what you're gonna do with that one.
So before we have a gander at your artistic visions,
I wanted to thank Raid Shadow Legends
for sponsoring this video.
I actually procrastinated filming this
because I was playing it.
Raid is one of the top three ranked RPGs
on the Google Play Store
and you basically get to play as one of over 400 champions
and you get to level them up and upgrade them
and change all their abilities and battle to the death
in a fully voiced story campaign.
Alright, let's unlock a legend now and make a new friend.
Here we go (suspenseful music)
ooh Gator! (cheerful music)
(laughing)
Watch out scalies, I love him!
What's in his bag, is it eggs?
Oh no, it's skulls, of course it's skulls.
I am now in the lizard men fandom.
Kind of tempted to draw fan art.
(gentle music)
I'm gonna get this tattooed on my face.
The progress missions are a great place to start
as they reward you for learning to play the game
and at the end you get one of the best legendaries.
Great skills and inspiring my fashion for 2020.
The game's pretty new and they've already added a road map
of everything that's coming up in the next six months
and there's 40 new champions every month
and they're constantly adding stuff
so there's loads to do.
I'm in the game as AmazingPhil
so you could join my clan if you're quick enough.
And if you click the link in the description to download
the game, it's completely free,
you can get 50000 silver and a free epic champion
as part of the new player program
and hopefully you won't be eaten by a dragon like this lady.
(lady screaming)
Sorry Janice.
(upbeat joyful music)
Okay we're kicking things off with,
(Phil laughing)
How many pictures of me nuzzled against celebrities
are there gonna be?
I do look cozy though, but Harry's kind of like
"Get off me!" (TV static buzzing)
♪ No good at all ♪
- I already know I'm gonna be in the water
(Phil laughing) ♪ To see yourself ♪
- Alright let's see it. ♪ And not recognize ♪
♪ Your face ♪
- Somebody help me.
(Phil laughing)
Zac Efron is soiled.
Phillywise. (scary music)
Wow scarier than the real thing.
(Phil laughing)
Happily nestled in Anthony's armpit.
I look like I feel very safe in there
but he does look a bit moist,
so maybe it's not the comfiest sleep.
(drum playing)
What's going on here?
I'm asleep?
On a little Norman.
Oh! (alarm beeping)
- Do you wanna fight?
- Do I wanna fight?
(Recorder playing Harry Potter Theme)
Phil goes to hell, no clickbait.
No, Phil!
Watch out for the edge!
(Greenscreen Phil screaming) (Phil laughing)
Oh I'm guessing I'm going to hell now.
Somebody help me.
- [Dog] Welcome Philip.
- What is that?
Get it away from me! - I'm horrified.
- [Dog] Wait, this is for you.
Ooh!
(Phil laughing)
Ugh, this is absolutely disgusting.
♪ Rise and shine. ♪ (Phil wailing)
(Phil laughing) (Green screen Phil screaming)
Jump scared by thingy.
♪ Rise and Shine ♪
That was cursed, thank you, thank you.
(sirens beeping)
I mean that's a candid photo of me,
so I don't know why you submitted it.
Get out ma beach.
(laughing)
Norman! No!
Why would you behead me?
I feed you so many treats.
- Put our seatbelts on
- Don't put me behind the wheel of a car.
- Yolo.
(crashing)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Oscar for special effects is coming to Jen.
(upbeat electronic music)
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
If I ever try and become prime minsiter,
I'm gonna use this as my campaign video.
Oh I'm getting closer.
(laughing)
I'm getting more intimidated by myself.
Gonna go inside my nostril in a second.
Am I gonna get jump scared?
Whoa.
Okay, just a mild spook.
I can handle a mild spook.
Art this.
(laughing)
This is what this meme was meant to be.
Whatever your orientation, anyone would wanna have a nap
on America's ass.
(electronic beeping)
Drake and Josh,
(Drake and Josh mumbling) how is this gonna feature me?
- Oh no, swerve the car!
(laughing)
(Drake and Josh screaming)
(Greenscreen Phil screaming)
that was great.
Ooh, who did they run over?
Somebody help me. (crowd screaming)
Secret One Direction stan activate.
What is this?
(Suspenseful music)
It's building up.
(suspenseful music)
(crashing)
(laughing)
That is amazing, it also blew my speakers, Jesus.
Now there is a sequel I would watch.
Is it weird that the Elsa hair kind of suits me?
Should I get a blonde quiff?
Is this the inspiration for blonde Phil?
Well I can't do it now if this is the
origin story. (laughing)
No I do not want that vibe check.
Take it back. (laughing)
(scary music)
A lot of people were impressed with
how flat my hand could go,
my party trick has been discovered.
(upbeat electronic music)
(howling)
Minecraft, am I gonna do any better
than we did on the gaming channel?
Yeah, I could totally beat them in a fight.
(laughing)
no that's about right.
Ooh a Phil dating sim!
(twinkling)
this is amazing, - I'm so glad I'm here
watch out Dream Daddy! - It's beautiful.
(laughing)
This is great, oh what do we do,
lets' go on an adventure.
Sign me up.
(static buzzing) (voices mumbling)
Oh, where've we gone?
- Why would you show me this? - It's a cursed game!
Get it away from me.
Watch out Five Nights at Freddie's
(beeping)
And I'm in a washing machine. - It's perfect.
I'm so glad I'm here.
I'm getting a bit dizzy but I can't stop watching it.
Wow, sign me up.
Me one minute after my coming out video.
Wow sign me up.
More gay memes, thank you.
Is there an actual Town of Gay?
Should I go?
(dog barking)
Drag Race, (Drag Race music)
I'm actually watching Drag Race UK it's so funny.
I'm so glad I'm here.
I'd get confessionals. - You're going to compete
in a game of hung man. (Phil laughing)
- Wow sign me up.
- Something is really - That look with the shark
- fishy here. - is iconic.
It's beautiful.
Yeah Phil you're right.
I though I fitted quite well into that.
(scary music)
- Noah not the guacamole song!
♪ Guacamole guacamole ♪
This sticked in my head for weeks!
♪ Guacamole ♪
(scary music) (Phil laughing)
I've got my contact lenses in
and I still thought that was a penis.
Sorry rat, you're a beautiful rat.
(rat growling)
♪ Rise and shine ♪
- Do you wanna fight? (laughing)
♪ Rise and shine ♪
- Do you wanna fight? - That's 100%
one of my favorites.
(upbeat electronic music)
- Wow!
- New series of Stranger Things.
What's he seen?
Is it gonna be me in the sky?
(suspenseful music)
Yes, much scarier than a giant tentacle demon.
Is this the shining?
(scary music)
- Do you wanna fight?
(girl screaming)
Do you wanna fight?
- 10 times scarier than Jack Nicholson.
Wow.
Yeah you think you've got biceps,
I can bench press the queen love.
What is that, I thought, oh my God
I thought that was a sperm going into an egg for a second
but it's (laughing)
Jenna Marbles' mouth.
- No!
- Oh she ate me.
(Jenna chewing)
- Oh it's - This just took a very
- so good! - disturbing turn.
(upbeat joyful music)
Am I gonna be on all of the Avenger's asses by the
(laughing) end of this video.
Oh God Phil look out!
Oh he's got his airpods in he can't hear us.
What a shame.
(cash register dinging)
Phil Lester on a rollercoaster, a very short film.
Okay, bring it on.
(screaming)
Yep. (laughing)
Already sold, give me the three movie deal now.
(suspenseful music)
Bonking past the octopus.
(screaming)
and into the trash, where I belong.
(gentle music)
(crashing) (Phil laughing)
beautiful.
Disgusting!
Not an Avenger, but I'm sleeping on my own butt great.
This is a horrifying universe
but if multiple universe theory is real
then this is actually happening somewhere right now.
I'm sure he'd be a good Dad to me.
- [Norman] No!
- I mean the beard edits
have made me realize I don't want a beard,
specially this one.
Somebody help me!
I'll be like Captain Holt when he pretends to be straight
in Brookyln 99.
"What a set of heavy, weighty breasts."
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
- [Furby] No.
- And the last one,
(honking) (Phil laughing)
I'm not just lying on a butt,
I'm coming out of a butt.
(boinging)
I like that you've photoshopped my butt as well.
Ah, it's an improvement.
Help me!
(upbeat joyful music)
I think that's enough for a lifetime!
I commend your creativity
(laughing)
you did not disappoint.
If you enjoyed this please give me a thumbs up,
if you wanna check out the new hoodie
it's on AmazingPhil Shop,
also make sure to download Raid Shadow Legends,
there is a link below.
I hope you're having a good day,
and I will see you very soon!
Goodbye!
I'm gonna poke it.
(upbeat electronic music)
Wow.
(tv static buzzing)
Do you wanna fight?
(tv static buzzing)
(sirens ringing)