I'll tell you I've known this guy since like negative zero and what was the name
of that waterfall again
ya as ya else that's hilarious
Why is it so quiet here
What's up everyone is gary with Baumvoyage.com today we're doing a video
on how to give the absolute perfect knockout best man speech. You might be
wondering what exactly to do. You tell a joke or use analogies, you tell a story?
Don't worry! I'm gonna give you a perfect way to give a great best man speech.
Number one: Write it down! Unless you're bill burr or jay-z, don't be going on
the fly. Don't be winging it you're gonna be sitting there you know you'll
have all this stuff in your head and suddenly you're gonna roll up and you're
gonna be like it to be silence and 100 people looking at you at the microphone
here we sit there like..
You're gonna turn to stuttering Stanley you're
gonna turn into you that but ugh but but today junya you're not going to say it
might sound great in your head but until you actually write it down and think it
out it's going to be a lot better. If you don't want to go word for word just use
a talking point i just use some three-by-five cards right down your best
jokes and try and you know go for it. Next step number two: Tell a story! just
give a timeline with my best man speech I absolutely killed it!
*Joke about Super Bowl 48*
what you have to do is how do you know the guy how do you know the best man?
tell the story, start slow, start from the beginning. How did you guys meet?
Figure out you know how you met. What's special about what do you like
about his good qualities, his traits? Structure speech as much as possible.
Get something that makes sense. All books music songs they have a format they follow.
Your speech to have the same. Number three:
Chop him down! Who doesn't like a good roast? It's alright to take your buddy down a notch.
He's the moron getting married today
What an idiot oh what a loser
good good more for me and you. Depending on your guys relationship that will be
for you to decide but I think you've gotta chop them down everybody loves
humor. Fast Forward to June 1987 Richard Bennett Jr. is born
although hopes were hi, Rick failed to capture some of his father's most valuable genes such as
Height, key muscle groups, including quads and calves and that attitude every girl likes.
This led to the term we now know as "Little Ricky"
My recommendation would be stay away from the bride but
definitely go after the groom take him down he's your friend you should you
should have some good dirt you know keep it PG there's gonna be kids and grandmas
around you know that kind of stuff.
Number 4:
say something nice okay this is the bride's wedding day is not yours not his
no one else is alright you got it incorporate a little bit funny into that
format so you can strike a perfect balance be like who's that
good example of like funny and informative? No I'm about me
that's good i just couldn't my name
What you just said is one of the mostinsanely idiotic things I've ever heard
You have to balance of you know you want to bring some insight bring some things and say
something about the bride but you know and say something nice about him it
doesn't you don't always have to be funny
Number 5: Practice your speech
alright so when I got my speech down I wrote it I thought it out and I said it
and it sounded great but then I practiced in front of some friends and part
of it didn't make sense of them. What makes sense to you might not make sense
everyone else so they corrected me I corrected by timeline and I fixed it and
it worked great so preferably you want to sit down with a groomsman someone
else that's gonna get the wedding somebody that knows the groom and
practice your speech this will make your final edits here you'll get everything
together and you'll be ready to go
additional tips things you should do: Keep your speech between five and ten
minutes but no more no more than 15 minutes
you know everybody don't care how funny you are after 15 minutes unless your
Bill Burr or you know Brian Regan everybody sitting there like I get that
Next tip advice: Don't get too drunk all right nobody wants you
don't want to be there like: Sometimes you think you have true love and then
you catch the early flight home from san diego and i would recommend roughly
eight to ten ounces
about a red pinot noir that's really going to get your you know cognitive
levels functioning but it's also not gonna get you too drunk at that point to
keep it under 10 ounces but definitely go above 8. Strike a balance between
funny and sentimental. Relax and have fun okay no one cares if you mess up.
I certainly did and like I messing up all in this video.
If you're nervous, who cares nobody cares everybody's glad look plenty of people are happy that
they're not they're having to make this speech that you're doing right now
so sit back relax give that knockout speech and hey if you made one if you
watch this video you know doing a speech you know
tweet me or message me I want to see the video let me know how you did
thanks for watching I hope you enjoyed subscribe for more i'm gonna be doing
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543 everyday time you come around like have to edit stuff
bon voyage is PG ok right now see how do i redo this
how should you say that today we're going to do oh yeah tutorial is a little
bit what's another word for tutorial tutorial a little nervous you know is
where I feel like I'm in a movie right now
how far is my wide right here here here here so I'm really good here
ok just not feeling this a number three where's my lighter where a raise
what crashing by honeymoon for three weeks wasn't enough
was that always there something
no it's not something it's just because you think it's wrong
ok figure out a way to incorporate i'm losin I'm losin was the best book we go