Lay Lay, it would be so cool if you were here.
I wish you were real.
[screaming]
Fire protocol! Fire protocol!
Follow the flame, Sadie! Follow the flame!
[screaming]
[electronic music playing]
♪ Hey, now I'm out the app And we're here, no cap ♪
♪ And I'm out the app And we doing it, no cap ♪
♪ And my name is Lay Lay And I came to play play ♪
♪ Shooting star We spittin' bars ♪
♪ All day, all day ♪
♪ And I'm really here You ain't going crazy, Sadie ♪
♪ Out the app and I show you How to do it, baby ♪
♪ Twist, then kick, then spin Then freeze, it's a breeze ♪
♪ Snap my fingers It's easy as the ABCs ♪
♪ Lay Lay, Lay Lay Lay Lay, Lay Lay, Lay Lay! ♪
♪ All day day That Girl Lay Lay! Hello! ♪
I've got to stop reading sci-fi novels.
Did a person just come out of my phone?
Not just a person. It's your girl, Lay Lay!
How did this happen?
You made a wish on a shooting star.
That really works?
I guess so, because I'm here,
and I can't wait to see what it's like to be a real teenager!
Hey, wanna make friendship bracelets?
Make pizza bagels?
Challenge crosstown rivals to a double dutch contest?
Your list is very specific.
And long. Let me continue.
I want to prank call the convent.
I want to play dress-up.
I want to eat cheese out of a can.
Hey, how old do you have to be to work a bulldozer?
I get so nervous getting up in front of people.
It feels good to have a friend to support me through this.
Hey, no problem, Sadie.
You know me, I'm your ride or die.
Oh, thanks, Jeremy,
but I was talking to my positive affirmation app.
Totally get it.
I don't think I can do this, Lay Lay.
Don't worry, Sadie, it's just freshman class elections.
Tell them why you're the best person for the job.
You got this!
You're the avatar for my positive affirmation app,
you have to say that.
You're right, I do have to say that.
Don't worry, Sadie, you got this!
I need to figure out a way to stand out around here.
I know how you could stand out.
A catchy dance routine, like this.
[trap beat playing]
I'm not dancing in public.
The last time I did that, I fell
and ended up a meme that's still viral in Bangladesh.
Now it's time to hear from the candidates
for freshman class environmental officer.
Mmh... Did I say candidates? I meant candidate.
There's only one person that cares about this.
Sadie, you're up.
Um, if I'm elected environmental officer,
I will commit to an environmentally friendly campus,
and that starts with educating the student body
about the proper ways to... recycle!
Nothing?
Uh...
This can should actually be...
recycled!
Ahh!
Guys, if you're ever confused
about where to put trash, just ask me, okay?
You can call me the trash lady.
Oh!
Banana peel, while hurtful and inappropriate,
goes into compost.
Eh?
Ugh!
[laughing]
That's the end of Sadie's presentation.
Um, actually, Ms. Calloway...
I wasn't done.
Trust me, Sadie, you're done.
So remember, a vote for Sadie and Lay Lay
is a vote for the skater community!
And to prove this,
Sadie will now skateboard down the school stairs!
Whoo!
I'm starting to think this is a bad idea.
Okay, that's a lie,
I was thinking it since you suggested it.
I just worked up the courage to say something.
Good, 'cause courage is what you need right now.
[screaming]
I know you're up to something.
[screaming]
Nothing gets past me.
Ah!
I see everything.
[loud crash]
But I am afraid of loud noises. Gotta go.
Good news, I think the skaters will vote for us,
and I can't see any bones popping through your skin.
She is way better at this than I thought.
We've got 60 seconds to get out of here, come on.
No, no, no.
If you can come out of my phone and face a whole new world,
then I can come out of my shell and face the freshman class.
For real?
For real, for real.
Like I said, it's easy to have fun in front of family.
And that's you, now.
Oh, uh, do the thing so I can do my thing.
Go... Packer!
[cheering]
Thank you, Tiffany.
Next up is Sadie Alexander.
Sadie, it doesn't say what you'll be doing.
I'll be dancing, Ms. Calloway.
Dancing? [clicks tongue]
Like I said before, when you go, you go hard.
Give it up for Sadie Alexander.
[clapping]
♪ 'Cause I-I-I'm In the stars tonight ♪
♪ So watch me bring the fire And set the night alight ♪
♪ Shoes on Get up in the morn' ♪
♪ Cup of milk Let's rock and roll ♪
♪ King Kong, kick the drum ♪
♪ Rolling on Like a Rolling Stone ♪
♪ Sing-song When I'm walking home ♪
♪ Jump up to the top, LeBron ♪
♪ Ding-dong Call me on my phone ♪
♪ Ice tea and a game Of ping pong, huh ♪
♪ This is getting heavy ♪
♪ Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo-hoo) ♪
♪ Life is sweet as honey ♪
♪ Yeah, this beat Cha-ching like money, huh ♪
♪ Disco overload I'm into that ♪
Come on, Lay Lay, dance with me!
♪ I'm diamond You know I glow up ♪
♪ Hey, so let's go! ♪
♪ 'Cause I-I-I'm In the stars tonight ♪
♪ So watch me bring the fire And set the night alight ♪
♪ Shining through the city With a little funk and soul ♪
♪ So I'ma light it up Like dynamite ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh! ♪
Come on, it's time to show us what you've got!
[cheering]
I think I pulled my hamstring, but I wanna get in on this.
♪ Day or night The sky's alight ♪
♪ So we dance To the break of dawn ♪
I'm the greatest campaign manager alive!
♪ This is getting heavy ♪
♪ Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo-hoo) ♪
♪ Life is sweet as honey ♪
♪ Yeah, this beat Cha-ching like money, huh ♪
Sorry, Tiff, the beat is calling my name!
I really wanna hate this, but...
♪ 'Cause I-I-I'm In the stars tonight ♪
♪ So watch me bring the fire And set the night alight ♪
♪ Shining through the city With a little funk and soul ♪
♪ So I'ma light it up Like dynamite ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh! ♪
[cheering]
Let's hear it for the new freshman class president
and vice president of East Packer High...
Sadie and Lay Lay!
[cheering]
I hope you're hungry, because tonight
we're having Trish's dishes.
Oh, awesome, Mom!
No way! Oh!
Um, what's Trish's dishes?
Once a week, my mom tries a new recipe.
And it's great!
And today it's...
blueberry and onion mashed potatoes.
Whoa, those look like a puppet exploded.
The recipe said to use rosemary
instead of blueberries and onions,
but like Chef Ross says,
"A good cook never lets recipes box them in."
Mmh, Honey, you really put your foot in this.
[chuckling]
It's true, this tastes like a foot soaked in garlic.
No, Lay Lay, that's just an expression.
And this is my expression eating these potatoes.
[gagging]
Come on, everybody, where are my props for keeping it real?
I mean, what are these? Pota-toes?
My eyes must be deceiving me
because I know there is not a foot on my table.
Lord, forgive her, for she know not what she do.
I'm sorry, I was just--
You can just clear the table
and wash the dishes by yourself tonight.
Sorry, Lay Lay.
Oh, you sorry, huh?
Since you so sorry, you can help her clean the kitchen, too.
Now I'm really sorry.
Now, everyone, eat up.
I said eat.
Just one more stir, and...
Hey, what's melting all the spatulas?
Flyswatters.
Whatever, they're all melting.
Well, I don't know what this is now, but it's not gumbo.
It doesn't matter, we're making Houston Surprise.
The only thing in that recipe is fun.
One octopus or two?
Two. [chuckles]
That's 16 arms of fun!
Now it's time for... the yeast.
Thank you. Come on, yeast.
Come on, ye...
Oops.
Ah, it's okay,
we can just counterbalance the yeast by adding more...
Oh, tomato sauce. Huh?
You're the gumbo master.
All right, ooh...
Wow, cooking really is fun!
Now squirt in some mayonnaise.
Go on, gloop it in there!
How's it looking?
[rumbling]
Uh, either it's almost done...
or we created a monster.
Oh, it's a demon!
I think the yeast is reacting with the tomato sauce.
Oh, we've gotta switch this gumbo bomb off.
Nope, the gumbo wants out.
Uh, what about throwing salt on it?
Maybe it'll shrink like a snail.
[gasps] You do that to snails?
That's awful!
It was one time, I was six!
Oh...!
We're only making it angrier!
Uh, I got this!
Okay...
Get in that pot, you dumb gumbo!
[sighs] We did it.
Yeah!
- Hey, girls. - Hey...!
Almost ready?
I burned 700 calories
and won Yoga Blonde 24 in spin class today.
I'm starving.
[laughing]
Oh...
Either we're going to eat this, or this is going to eat us.
Why are you wearing your helmets?
We're just revving our engines.
Because we don't want to just beat you, Lugnut,
we wanna look good doing it.
I thought they were for safety,
but what she said sounded better.
Okay, class, let's get this contest over with.
I'm reading a book about a princess and her diary
and I'd like to get back to it.
So, start your engines!
[revving]
I'm crushing you.
If we were on the track, you'd be looking at my keister.
At least I wouldn't have to look at your face.
How do you trash talk even when you're losing?
I've got skills.
We can't get our RPM past Lugnut's.
Oh, this is not looking good.
Hey, I'm gonna love seeing you
in those "I lost to Lugnut" T-shirts.
Sorry, they don't come in pink.
Lugnut's being a jerk, okay? We've gotta do something.
Don't worry, the Beast is about to turn this up a notch.
Did you just pour the whole bottle in there?
Jeremy said to only use a cupful!
The Beast said to use it all.
I like the Beast, but she scares me!
Whoa, that doesn't look good!
Or sound good!
Or feel good!
I'm from Houston and we have a problem!
Kill the throttle!
What's the throttle?!
Here, let me do it.
[screaming]
Great, another lawsuit.
[screaming]
Fellow pillow makers,
all your hard work has finally paid off.
Now we'll take turns diving into this pile of handmade pillows.
Who'd like to go first?
After me.
[screaming]
[sputtering]
[coughing]
Are you girls okay?
Are you kidding me?
That was great!
Okay, Jeremy, hop in and go get that watch.
Why just me? You're in a wetsuit, too.
I'm wearing this in case I have to rescue you.
Aww, thanks, Marky.
It's nice to know you care.
I care. About getting that money.
[screaming]
Oh, hey!
Hey, I think I found it!
Really? Let me see!
[laughing] Gotcha!
Not cool!
But it was cool when you did it to me?
Yes, very.
I'm tiny and adorable!
I wish I could deny that.
Let's just find the watch and get out of here.
Hey!
We're in here!
What are you two doing?
Woody hired us to find his watch.
Oh, right, the watch.
I found it in his other dry cleaning this morning.
What?
And he paid me 50 smackaroos.
That's our 50 smackaroos!
We've been busting our hops in here!
Yeah, and now my hop is deep fried!
Hmm. Sorry, fellas.
Tell you what, you two can have all the fries
we were going to throw in the garbage today.
Can you believe this?
I know.
Free garbage fries?
You, sir, are a business genius.
Free garbage fries makes you happy?
Yeah.
See? This is why you broke!
What up, Boombox Burger?
It wasn't easy coming up with this team song.
But we did it, and it goes a little something like this.
One, two, three...
♪ Get down To the Boombox Burger ♪
♪ The boom, boom, boom! The boom, boom, boom! ♪
[record scratching]
♪ Get down, down Get down, down ♪
♪ Get down To the Boombox Burger ♪
♪ The boom, boom, boom! The boom, boom, boom! ♪
♪ Get down To the Boombox Burger ♪
♪ The boom, boom, boom! The boom, boom, boom! ♪
♪ Ha, Boombox Burger Is what I serve ♪
♪ Delicious meals That you deserve ♪
♪ Would you like eggs With that extra cheese? ♪
♪ It'll satisfy you You'll be begging please ♪
♪ Can I have some more? Can I take it to go? ♪
♪ Find it in your hood 'Cause it's so good! ♪
♪ Get down To the Boombox Burger ♪
♪ The boom, boom, boom! The boom, boom, boom! ♪
♪ Get down To the Boombox Burger ♪
♪ The boom, boom, boom! The boom, boom, boom! ♪
♪ Boom! ♪
Girl, when I saw you across the room--
[in unison] No!
[clapping]
[cheering]
Yeah! It looks like the new and improved
Alexander Boombox Burger Bop is a winner!
[cheering]