i won the toss
nails tony chooses first so i picked
with my heart
party b you know what's good dot just
picked a ringer
well i want the w so rachel
is my middle school pe nightmare
so i'm double the amount of girl and
somehow that's
not feminist it's ridiculous
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that sounds really unappealing and i'm
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exhausted
let's see this is why i don't get tight
with girls
why what what i don't even know what's
going on
what like 37 condoms and your birth
control pill
planned parenthood poster child over
here i do my best what's happening
somewhere but
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without us yeah
i a lot of guys because i find it
extremely fun
and because i'm not delusional about it
like if i was gonna go to pound town
with some 30 year old
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okay i feel like you can't say typical
about someone that you've known for a
day in like a really atypical situation
i'm not crazy
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i know screaming that did not help my
case
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it's misery martha that's
that's what love is misery
doubt and a ton of self-loathing
if you're wondering if i'm worried about
tony just
don't okay she's not my business anymore
why are we pointing fingers this wasn't
anybody's fault
tony i can't look it's too sad you're
going to have to do it
marty it doesn't even look like a pig
you got to stop what should i be saying
one one thousand
or one mississippi i mean i don't know
which one's
more accurate
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what would happen if someone
accidentally ate three
i'm out how many times do i have to say
it i'm not trying to make myself at home
here i want to leave
yeah i love a dom but you're
really not reading the room
welcome to rachel world-class
self-abuser
turning that abuse on us don't look at
me like you think i've lost my mind like
i'm some angry ass girl losing her
for no reason who's ready to
speak
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i'm seriously the away from me nor
stop just
don't don't touch me don't stay
away from me nora
i just came to bring you this and to
wish you luck
not that you need it since i did place a
wiccan hex on all the other divers
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i won't ask you what's on your mind
people do that to me all the time
because i'm quiet i don't love it
so i've been listening to me at all
you're from san francisco
you hate being homeschooled you have two
pugs named cocom and jax and you're
existentially prepared to admit that you
like pink
you're smart huh i just read a lot books
man can't get into them
try having an elite athlete as your
sibling
you do a lot of sitting on planes and
gyms in the stands
reading will happen you know what they
said like graphic novels would be like
the gateway drug to books and like i
tried them
apart from the pictures they were pretty
yeah while i'm not a lesbian sorry to
disappoint there's like storage
i got to take a look at what we've
salvaged so far for suitcase included
you know step one in a scenario like
this is know what the hell you're
working with
the elements don't around and
neither should we
what i like to do is just take martha's
suitcase
open it up and just get inside it
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let me real quick draw my boyfriend
don't bother andrew's probably dictate
from krista finley by now
how do i don't know what her problem
with me is yeah you seem pretty angry
no i don't do anger
i'm doing this conference to offset the
pageants some colleges might see them as
retrograde when it comes to female
empowerment
lord in your mercy grant us water so
that we may drink
your dad is a sadist what is a mall
person
and why do you say it all to rock tour
love what i can't accept
everybody
so let's cheers to our organs
you got a lot of people here thinking
you're all rainbows and unicorn
but i see
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the situation is that they're mine and
anybody who tries to take him is a
colonizer
if you want to know how to eat this soft
beautiful treasure i can show you and it
does not take garlic butter all it takes
is
mess
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you never just walk away and not make
your
everyone else's problems
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you