>> VERY NICE MUSIC. VERY BRITISH.
>> Stephen: WELL, WE WANT TO MAKE IT NICE FOR YOU.
>> RIGHT AT HOME JUST THEN.
>> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
SO GOOD.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE A DELIGHTFUL PERSON.
>> WELL, THAT'S NICE.
>> Stephen: AND YOU AND YOUR LOVELY HUSBAND JOHN KRASINSKI --
HE'S OKAY.
YOU'RE REALLY THE DRAW, LET'S FACE IT.
WE KNOW YOU FROM "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA," GIRL ON THE TRAIN,
NOW YOU'VE GOT A QUIET PLACE AND OF COURSE MARY POPPINS.
>> YES, DOWN THERE.
>> Stephen: DOWN HERE.
( APPLAUSE ) >> SLIGHTLY GLITTERY EYES.
>> Stephen: A LITTLE GLITTERY EYE.
>> A BIT SINISTER.
>> Stephen: I ALWAYS THOUGHT MARY POPPINS SEEMED A LITTLE
SINISTER TO ME.
>> SHE'S CREEPY.
>> Stephen: SHE IS.
SHE COMES UNANNOUNCED.
SHE TAKES OVER THE HOUSE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: SHE SUPPLANTS THE FATHER FIGURE.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Stephen: BOOM!
SHE'S OUT OF THERE.
>> SHE DOESN'T EVEN SAY THANK YOU AND SHE'S GONE.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
BUT I LOVED DOING IT.
IT REALLY WAS AWESOME.
>> Stephen: THE DISNEY LAWYERS ARE WALKING IN BEHIND YOU NOW.
>> I'M ABOUT TO GET BLOW DARTED BY THEM, YEAH.
>> Stephen: SOME PEOPLE WHO SAW YOU IN EDGE OF TOMORROW SAID
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE DID AC ACTION MOVIES.
OFF LONG HISTORY OF TRAINING FOR ACTION MOVIES BECAUSE AS A
CHILD, IS THIS TRUE, YOU DID SOMETHING CALLED HAMSTER
RESCUES.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS A HAMSTER RESCUE?
A BRITISH THING WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT OR --
>> ONE THING, YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY JACKED FOR A HAMSTER
RESCUE.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE WE TALKING?
>> EIGHT.
I WAS JACKED AT EIGHT.
I ENJOYED DRAMATIC ROLE PLAY GAMES THAT MY FRIENDS SAY THAT
SOUNDS LAME.
I HAD A LOVELY HAMSTER CALLED TELLINGER WHO PROBABLY DIED
BEFORE HE SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE OF WHAT I PUT HIM TRUE.
WE WOULD HIDE HIM UNDER A SOFA CUSHION AND WE WOULD PRETEND THE
ROOF WAS COMING IN.
GET TIGGER, THE ROOF IS FALLING IN!
I WOULD DIVE AND RESCUE TIGGER AND TIGGER WOULD BE JUST,
LIKE -- IT WAS AWFUL.
>> Stephen: WERE THERE ADULTS WATCHING YOU DO THIS AT THE
TIME?
>> MY MOM HAD FOUR KIDS.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
HE WAS, LIKE, THEY SOUND LIKE THEY'RE OKAY.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE TORTURING ANIMALS IS ONE OF THE SIGNS OF A
SOCIOPATH.
GENERALLY WE GET THOSE KIDS MEDICATION NOW.
>> I KNOW.
>> Stephen: WELL, I TOTALLY GET THAT.
>> YOU GET IT.
>> Stephen: AND YOUR FRIENDS DID OR DID NOT LIKE THIS?
>> THEY KIND OF WENT ALONG WITH IT BUT I THINK THEY THOUGHT IT
WAS STRANGE.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
WHICH YOU DO AS WELL.
IT'S OKAY.
>> Stephen: NO, ANYTHING YOU DO SOUNDS CHARMING.
( LAUGHTER ) >> GOOD.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE WORKING WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
HE WROTE AND DIRECTED A MOVIE CALLED "A QUIET PLACE" WHICH IS
A HORROR FILM ABOUT A VAGUELY FUTURE PLACE WHERE THERE ARE --
>> SPECIES.
>> Stephen: -- SPECIES, MONSTERS THAT ARE JUST SNATCHING
PEOPLE WHO MAKE ANY SOUND.
>> YEAH, THEY ARE HIGHLY ACUTELY ATTRACTED TO SOUND, SO IF YOU
MAKE NOISE, YOU'RE DEAD, BASICALLY.
>> Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
AND ARE YOU GOOD WITH HORROR?
>> I MEAN, I DON'T PARTICULARLY LOVE HORROR MOVIES, BUT I LOVE
THIS ONE BECAUSE JOHN WROTE IT, NUMBER ONE, AND IT IS AMAZING.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
AND IT WAS -- >> Stephen: DID HE WRITE IT
WITH YOU IN MIND?
>> NO, BECAUSE WHEN HE PITCHED ME THE ONE-LINER OF IT, BECAUSE
HE HAD BEEN OFFERED IT AS AN ACTOR, AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN
AMAZING IDEA, YOU SHOULD DIRECT THAT MOVIE, THAT'S AMAZING, AND
THEN HE WROTE IT, AND THEN I PREVIOUSLY SUGGESTED A FRIEND OF
MINE FOR THE FILM, AND THEN I READ HIS SCRIPT AND I WAS, LIKE,
YOU NEED TO FIRE HER NOW.
YOU NEED TO CALL HER AND FIRE HER.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP
WHERE YOU'RE BEING SILENT IN A BATHTUB AND WHY?
>> BECAUSE I'M IN LABOR AND I CAN'T MAKE A SOUND BECAUSE
THERE'S SOME KIND OF HIDEOUS CREATURE COMING.
>> Stephen: OUTSIDE AND IF YOU MAKE A SOUND THEY WILL SNATCH
YOU OUT OF THE BATHTUB AND YOUR NEWBORN BABY.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
JIM?
( LABORED BREATHING ) ( STAIRS CREAKING )
( WHIMPERING ) >> Stephen: THAT -- THAT IS --
NO EPIDURAL OR ANYTHING.
>> NOTHING!
>> Stephen: WOW.
THIS IS AN APOCALYPTIC WORLD WE'RE IN.
>> Stephen: ON THE PLUS SIDE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO LEARN ANY
LINES.
>> ISN'T THAT GREAT?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE COLD ON DAY ONE.
>> THAT SCENE WAS FUNNY BECAUSE CREW MEMBERS WERE SLIGHTLY
DISTURBED BY IT AND THEY WERE, LIKE, MALE CREW MEMBERS WHO SAID
THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE AND WOMEN WERE CROSSING
THEIR LEGS.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU GOING TO ALLOW YOUR KIDS TO SEE THIS?
HOW OLD ARE THEY?
>> FOUR AND ALMOST TWO.
>> Stephen: THE FOUR -- HE'S READY FOR IT, RIGHT?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: TOTALLY.
THE THINGS THEY LEARN IN KINDERGARTEN NOW.
IS SHE OFF AT SCHOOL NOW?
>> SHE'S AT SCHOOL.
TALK ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO PROTECT YOUR KIDS LIKE WE DO IN
"A QUIET PLACE," FORGET IT.
>> Stephen: THEY GO OFF.
JUST WHEN THEY'RE TOILET TRAINED AND GREAT COMPANY, SCHOOLS GO,
WE'LL TAKE THEM NOW.
>> EXACTLY.
I WAS, LIKE, SHE'S SO DELIGHTFUL.
IT WAS SITTING WITH HER AND HAVING A CHAT AND I WAS, LIKE,
IT'S A NICE OLDER CHILD TIME, SOME BONDING TIME.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PONIES AND SWEET THINGS AND SHE JUST LOOKED
AT ME AND SAID, I'M GOING TO SMASH YOUR FACE IN.
AND I WENT, WHAT?
AND I WON'T SAY WHO TAUGHT HER IT.
LET'S JUST SAY HIS NAME IS BOBBY.
>> Stephen: OBSERVE.
THAT'S WHAT BOBBY SAYS, DAD.
WELL, BOBBY CLEARLY HAS NOT LEARNED ANY MANNERS AND HE MAKES
BAD DECISIONS.
BUT IT WAS SO SWEET.
>> Stephen: IF SHE STARTS ABUSING THE HAMSTER JUST GET
HELP.
>> YEAH, SHE'S ON THAT.
SHE'S ON THAT.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WERE YOU ALLOWED
TO SEE SCARY THINGS OR INAPPROPRIATE MOVIES AS A KID?
>> MY DAD WAS ALWAYS -- HE WAS SENT OFF TO THE VIDEO STORE AND
WOULD COME BACK WITH THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE FILMS.
>> Stephen: THE MOVIES HE WANTED TO SEE.
>> AND HE WOULD COME HOME WITH "JAWS" AND "PRETTY WOMAN."
I WAS 9 OR 10.
IT WAS SO INAPPROPRIATE.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT?
>> I ACCEPTED IT AS THAT'S HOW PEOPLE INTERACT.
AND THE SCENE WHERE SHE OFFERS HIM THE CONDOMS, YOU KNOW, WHEN
THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT COLORS AND FLAVORS, AND I WAS,
LIKE, WHY -- OH, THAT'S SO COOL, SHE'S, LIKE, GIVING HIM SWEETS
TO CHOOSE FROM.
AND MY DAD WOULD BE LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
SWEETS.
AND HE CAN CHOOSE WHICH ONE HE WANTED.
>> Stephen: SO HE WASN'T GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT DONNED MS ARE
BUT HE WAS FINE WITH YOU WATCHING A MOVIE ABOUT A
PROSTITUTE WHO'S BOUGHT FOR THE WEEKEND BY A BILLIONAIRE.
>> TOTALLY FINE WITH IT.
HE WAS EXPLAINING IT TO MY MOM, IT WILL GO OVER THEIR HEADS.
I WAS DISTURBED WHEN I WATCHED IT LATER ON IN LIFE AND, OH, THE
CONDOMS!
>> Stephen: YEAH.
IT'S AN ODD MOVIE.
IT'S NOT AS STRANGE AS -- >> IT'S SO GOOD.
>> Stephen: IT'S SO WONDERFUL.
IT'S SO GOOD.
BIG MISTAKE.
HUGE, LOVE IT.
THE BEST.
( APPLAUSE ) SO GOOD.
>> Stephen: YES, YES.
WELL, THIS IS THE PART WE'LL EDIT OUT.
( LAUGHTER ) ( PIANO RIFF )
WE WON'T?
WE WON'T EDIT IT OUT?
THAT'S ALSO A DISNEY MOVIE.
"PRETTY WOMAN" IS ALSO A DISNEY WOMAN WHEN DISNEY WENT FROM
PRINCESSES TO PROSTITUTES.
( LAUGHTER ) SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE FLYING.
"A QUIET PLACE" IS IN THEATERS APRIL 6th.
EMILY BLUNT EVERYONE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.