♪♪
♪ [harmonica music] ♪
That river water's cold and refreshin'.
[sigh]
Now that the sun's gone down,
I reckon it's a good time for a ghost story.
Y'all know any good ones?
I do.
♪ [sustained piano note] ♪
It was a
A woman named Janice was new in the town
and she had headed back to her shed
to get the harvester for the cabbages.
When all of a sudden she came across seven black
Oh, this is good.
She had caught
So she closed up the doors real tight.
But when she turned around,
there were six more black cats.
[owl hooting]
How many cats did she see in all?
Wait, what?
I'd say 13.
Bingo.
That wasn't a scary
that was a math problem.
[muttering under breath]
All right then.
Many years ago an old widower made his way into town,
seekin' revenge on his late wife's murderer.
Havin' asked around town,
he learned that the suspect may be
at the marketplace.
I like where this is going.
When he
the killer wasn't there.
So he bought 32 watermelons,
and asked
Now say
how many ranchers can the widower feed?
Why, you're startin' to give me the heebie-jeebies.
But is the answer ten with a remainder of two?
That it is.
That was still a math problem.
Oh yeah.
Listen here, keep the scary goin' to the end of the story.
Oh... Right... Okay.
Old Man Willie was known around town as a killer,
so it came to no surprise to nobody
when he was involved in the death of 13-
Nope!
Sorry.
Sheriff Jensen went a-lookin' for Old Man Willie.
It was late.
The Sheriff decided to set up camp,
when he heard a noise behind him.
Like a ghost in the night, there stood Old Man Willie.
Oh boy.
Sheriff jumped for his rifle, but it was too late.
Old Man Willie was too quick on top of him.
Willie
It was the end of the line for the Sheriff.
He leaned down to his ear and whispered,
"If a bacteria culture grows
at a constant relative growth rate, at 300"-
No! You were doing so well.
Okay, you cannot use
Ah!
Let f of x equal the squared root of x squared times-
I said
I didn't use any numbers.
No
Look, you're tryin' to tell a story with an image.
You want to
Oh, okay, yeah.
Paintin' it
All right.
Okay.
Below is a graph of the function of f.
What is the inverse graph of the function?
This is!
Yeah.
Okay!
That is it!
I will show
Not
there lived an old mountain man.
Oh,
Four apples.
No.
Just listen.
There lived an old mountain man,
whose wife was murdered by three cowboys just like us.
Well, he spent the rest of his life seekin' his revenge
and became a master at throwin' hatchets.
Well, he used that skill to take down many a cowboy.
And it's
and his thirst for cowboy blood to his grave.
♪ [ominous music] ♪
So if there were three cowboys,
and you'd do the square-
[scream]
No man can survive my hatchet.
♪ [music continues] ♪
When thrown at a distance of 5.6 meters,
and
how many cowboys would I kill if I threw my
Mercy.
Let's say a honeybee were traveling
from Detroit at the average speed
of eight miles per hour.
If a swallow were to-
No, try this one.
So if you divide every like
by each subscription,
12 out of 10 times you're going to find that-
This doesn't make any sense.
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No, that equals a perfect comment.
No it doesn't.
Yes.
It's not.