- Choose one contestant to wax off an eyebrow?
- That's hella.
- Is this legal?
(classical music)
(cash register rings)
- Hi. I'm Bella Biagio.
I can take down a big person.
- I'm Sebastian Sky, I love key lime pie,
and we're about to get this bag.
- I'm Jasmine, and I'm very competitive.
I don't like to lose.
I'm not going to let anyone bitch out.
- My name's Austin or Vaughn.
I'm a big Star Wars nerd,
and I know random shit here and there.
- Not happening, no.
(Bella groans) Wanna step up?
- Go Bella. - You got this.
(Jasmine and Sebastian clapping)
- All contestants rank the group
from least to most attractive.
If three out of the four contestants
rank the group the same, you win.
Only three of us have to get it right.
- That's almost everybody.
- Correct.
Okay so I think it's going to be Sebastian,
and then Jasmine, and then the hard one
would be between he and I.
I only think that I beat you out,
maybe because of my outfit.
(Jasmine laughing)
- You put yourself first,
I know you do. - Okay.
I'd definitely put myself first, then Jazz.
And then Austin and then Bella.
- Um, I put myself first because duh.
And then I Sebastian because also obvious reasons.
But I think I did him and then her.
- I put Jasmine first, 'cause she's obviously gorgeous.
And then I put Sebastian next.
If I swayed in that kind of play, I would also-
(Jasmine laughing)
And then I would put myself,
I mean, for number three.
I don't know. I feel like it's also like just an age thing.
So to me, I'm just like.
(Bella laughing)
To me, I'm like, oh grandma,
grandma, I love you.
So like, I like can't think of you in that way.
- I'm going back to my station.
Never to return again.
- Rank all your contestants
from highest salary to lowest salary.
56,000.
Depends on who I'm dating at the time.
COVID salary enough said.
55 to 60k.
Mine is depends on who I'm dating at the time.
- Well, we knew that, I knew that!
- It's okay.
- 55k to 60k I'll go with Austin.
Cause you're a brainiac.
Yeah, I got that one.
"COVID salary enough said" was Jazz.
No, it's not you? Damn.
I mean, yours is COVID salary and enough said.
- I'm a server. So I haven't been serving.
So that's where my salary went.
- Next.
- Wait so did we get money for that?
Cause you did it. He did it.
- No, I messed up. I messed you up.
- Here we go.
Green 'cause it's my favorite color.
Oh my God.
Post a toilet selfie to social media,
and tag all your family members.
Okay. I'll do that.
Do I just have to like have one or do I need to go take one?
- Okay.
(toilet flushes)
- I'm going to do my brother, my mom, and then my sister.
I said, I love you guys.
And then I put like a little poop emoji,
look good anyways.
- Period.
- Like I'd rather look good pooping so.
- Choose one contestant to wax off an eyebrow.
- That's hella.
- Is this legal?
Nah, we gotta lose the 25 for that.
Fuck that.
- There's no way.
- Match naughty DM to person.
Okay. Bring 'em out!
Your face looks like a nice seat.
May I interest you in some fornication?
- Whoa, that's very creepy.
Let me eat that ass.
Okay. Okay.
- It's really not my thing.
I much prefer to lean over to whomever I'm with
and whisper something naughty in their ear,
- Which one's yours, Bella?
- It's not my thing.
- Okay. Okay, cool.
- Yeah Dms are not my thing.
Let me eat that ass.
- Period.
- Because he exudes eat my ass.
- May I interest you in some fornication?
is Austin.
- For sure.
- A hundred percent.
- I'm like I can imagine.
- Even I knew that.
- It's like star wars all the way.
- Your face looks like a nice seat goes to Jasmine.
So do any of you actually use these lines when
you're DM-ing if you will?
- Used it once, it worked, so I'm one-on-one right now.
- That one worked? Wow.
- We ask each of you to name what you think
are your best physical feature.
Correctly assign best feature to contestant.
My butt chin, my jaw, smiling eyes.
Literally my entire outer exterior.
(laughs)
- Literally my entire outer.
- Yeah.
- Now way, that's so easy.
- He's a baddie.
- Look at him, right.
- I feel like self-confidence is it, bitch,
and if you're not gonna give it to yourself,
these bitches ain't gonna appreciate you so.
Everyone smile real quick.
Austin is definitely butt chin.
Jazz is going to be smile and eyes
and then we're going to do my jaw and crooked smile
for the best.
Next.
- Nice.
- You sure are killing it.
- Who's thirsty?
Pick a teammate to drink a balanced and blended
lunch of milk, sandwich, and chips.
Pick a teammate. So I don't have to do it. Okay, cool.
Who's got a good stomach?
- Not me?
- Austin, you got this baby.
- Yeah, I'll do it. Where?
It kind of it looks like clam chowder.
- It's milk sandwich and chips.
- I have a gag reflex.
- Go, go, go.
You got it, don't smell it!
Don't smell it.
- No way.
- It's the texture. I know it.
- Can I get a garbage can?
(gagging)
Impersonate your ex's orgasm.
and post to your social media.
I honestly can't remember.
- No, no, not at all.
It's been three years or something like that.
I can't remember that shit.
I'm going to pass it on to,
I feel like this would be the most thrilling.
would be to see witness Sebastian's.
- It'll be a lot more fun with you than any of us.
So go for it.
(moaning)
- Ow, wait, more lube.
Daddy wait, I think someone's watching.
(moaning)
(applause)
That was my friend Chase.
We're like little fuck buddies,
and he's like this really cute power bottom.
And we just like do poppers and I rail him
and it's super fun.
- Post a 30 second Tiktok dance in your underwear
on your Tiktok account.
I have no Tiktok account.
- You can do it on my Tiktok account.
- Oh, pass.
- Hittin' the whoa.
- Okay. Where do I go?
- For 50 dollars, this is for 50 dollars.
- Everyone will be very happy about this.
- Okay, you're ready?
(trap music playing)
(cheers)