(both gasp and scream)
- Oh! Oh!
Crazy, over the top ways people supposedly died.
Today we're back at it,
reacting to 1000 Ways to Die for a second time.
And here with me to help react today,
is my lovely wife Jen.
- Yep, we're back! I'm back!
Today should be super interesting because,
if you saw the last episode,
where we reacted to a 1000 Ways to Die,
I was in it!
(she laughs)
At least I didn't die in my last scenes.
- Just don't sit on a toilet of gasoline.
(she laughs)
- Yeah, I'm actually, spoiler alert,
not in any of these scenes.
- Oh, okay, all right,
I'm like waiting to see, is it her or not?
- But I feel like I am a good expert to weigh in,
because I was in a lot of these scenes before.
- You're a nurse, right?
- I have played a nurse on TV before, but-
- Yeah, perfect!
- We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
- Alright. Let's check it out.
- [Narrator] Jasper was a 17 year old creep,
who got his kicks by taking a baseball bat
to neighborhood mailboxes.
- What?
- This was a thing actually in a neighborhood
I grew up in when I was a kid.
My dad bought one of these mailboxes
that was indestructible.
(she laughs)
A tank could go over it,
wouldn't crush it.
- Indestructible.
Did somebody I know get in trouble
for some incident with paintball when you were a kid?
(record scratching)
- Never. I was only an innocent bystander.
I didn't hold the paintball gun.
- There's more than meets the eye, people.
- [Narrator] Until one box threw him a curve ball.
- Oh.
- Bill Wagner.
- This is the Wagner house when you were a kid.
- [Narrator] No matter how hard he swung,
the box wouldn't budge.
- I feel like this isn't gonna go well.
(wood splintering)
- Oh! This-
- Oh! - Oh my gosh!
- Come on!
- [Actress] Jasper, oh my God! Jas-
- No way.
- Lady, call 911 what are you doing?
- But then what do you do? If he's still alive?
- Don't pull it out.
(both laugh)
How many times have you said that in your videos?
- A lot! You get impaled right in the epigastric area,
if it punctures straight through it,
it's blocking it from bleeding.
So if you pull it out,
(blood squelching)
it's just a hose of blood,
and then you're gonna die even faster.
- As the girlfriend in this weird twisted
Bonnie and Clyde situation-
- [Doctor] Yep.
- What should she do?
- My professional advice is call 911.
Could it be faster to get to the hospital,
potentially just driving right away?
Yes.
He's hanging outside the truck.
- [Jenn] Woo!
- And if you try to pull him back in
he's gonna get caught
on the baseball bat that's in his abdomen,
it's a whole bad situation.
- Would he have passed away?
- Is it possible? Totally.
- That is a terrible first date.
- That is horrible!
- [Narrator] It was Minnesota's first-
- Ooh snowy!
- [Narrator] He had just bought a brand new snow blower.
- Oh no!
(man in video belching)
- Oh, bro, I feel like-
- Okay. Wait a minute.
There is a reason they say don't operate heavy machinery
when you're impaired either by alcohol, or medication.
- Maybe it was a root beer? - Or drugs.
- Right, that was not a root beer belch.
I've seen fingers lost because the snowblower
gets stuck and people forget to actually turn it off,
cause it's stopped.
(cartoon cracking)
Fingers are gone.
(computer mouse clicks)
- Oh no. - What is he doing?
- This is dangerous! Keep away, keep away!
- [Narrator] His snowblower had been coughing
up exhaust for the last two hours.
- Oh, carbon monoxide poisoning.
(both screaming)
- Oh! Oh!
(flesh and bones squelching)
No!
- Can I look back?
- Yeah, yeah. You can look back.
That is awesome
and so messed up at the same time!
She can't handle the blood even if it's fake.
- Honestly I don't know if I'll be able to eat lunch.
Okay. It definitely went a few ways.
I thought maybe he'd lose a finger.
But then they set up the carbon monoxide poisoning
and I was like, oh he's just gonna pass out.
Carbon monoxide poisoning.
What do you do in that instance?
- So, that happens.
So people get carbon monoxide poisoning
a lot of times, typically you'll get altered,
sometimes you're supposed to get red, like flushed skin.
Treatment for carbon monoxide poisoning
is getting out of that area and then getting oxygen.
It binds to the receptors where oxygen should be.
So you're trying to kick it off.
The face is being ripped off.
That's what it looked like.
- I looked away, in my defense.
- So, the amount of blood, and the amount of stuff
that came out of the snowblower was a lot more
than what they showed in the fake Wilber head.
Those situations, you could fix all that stuff.
- I've seen different facial reconstruction.
Can you reattach tissue to the face,
that sort of thing?
- The blood supply is super high in the face.
So wound healing is really good.
You can't really replace eyeballs.
- So, verdict.
Would Wilber pass away?
- Wilber could have passed away,
depending on the depth of the lacerations
and the injuries with those blades.
- [Narrator] Sandra, Mike, and Jeff
couldn't do anything without making it a contest.
She liked nothing better than trying-
- Huffing nitric oxide.
- Out of a balloon?
- Yeah.
- [Narrator] When the inevitable farting contest arose-
- What!? - What!?
(both laughing)
- Who doesn't like a good competitive farting contest?
They're using like, whipped cream,
but if you don't have the whipped cream come out,
it releases nitric oxide which causes vasodilation
which also can cause you to feel
a little buzzed and altered,
but it can also make you pass out.
And it kills brain cells.
- [Jenn] It kills brain cells. I've heard that.
So how do you treat that if they come in and they're-
- Oxygen.
- But you don't get those brain cells back.
- Nope. Not worth it people.
- Not worth it.
- Fart contest with the boys.
- That is not me for the record, people!
- [Narrator] Sarah got busy
with a leftover from the whip-it contest.
Her idea was to blow the compressor gas up her colon.
(he gasps)
- What! - What!
- She was lubing up the canister
to give herself an enema of gas?
- It has like, a sharp, hmm,
I don't understand what's happening!
- You have to be really careful because
you're blindly sticking something that is sharp
which can perforate the walls of the rectum.
- You don't have to go into specifics,
but have you ever had somebody stick something sharp,
and then it go terribly wrong?
- 100%
Up the rectum, sharp objects, terribly wrong.
You run the risk
of now having to do a colostomy,
because it doesn't work,
which is when your colon is now coming out of your stomach.
You can't poop out your rectum.
So now it's going into a bag.
(computer mouse click)
- [Narrator] She gassed up and then-
- Uh oh. - Uh oh.
- Sandra, are you okay?
(both yelling)
(doctor laughs)
- Oh my God, this is amazingly horrible!
- I'm just glad they didn't ask me to act in this scene,
could you imagine.
- She perforated, and then it exploded.
So then the question was,
at that point did her muscles relax?
Cause you have the sphincter of your butt hole.
Remember that whole joke,
(beep)
Say what?
And so, that muscle needs to relax
to be able to get poop out.
- The verdict, would she have died from that?
- Not that fast, obviously,
but if there's a bowel perforation,
you need to get to the hospital, have surgery.
- Not likely?
- Not likely.
Even if you're blowing out blood out your butt which-
- Happened.
- And I see it every day.
So it's very common, unfortunately.
- [Narrator] Tina was determined
to screw her way to the top.
(actors yelling over each other)
- Oh his poor guitar!
- I love the commentary.
- I love this guy.
- Whoever wrote the lines for this, really good.
- Oh I know.
(computer mouse clicks)
- [Narrator] Her latest ex left in such a hurry,
he forgot his pet boa constrictor.
- Oh no!
- I used to have a pet snake,
but he went missing, he's somewhere.
- And he's like, 20 feet longer now.
- I know.
I'm pretty sure my mom took him to a farm one day.
- Yeah, small, a couple small children.
The boa constrictor's gonna constrict her, yeah.
- [Narrator] ...on the opportunistic groupie.
Snake was no match for this Medusa,
so he found a way back in.
- Oh! He's coming back in!
Literally my snake did this.
My mom got mad at me
because he got out of his cage
and then crawled into the wall.
You ever heard those stories?
Those crazy stories where people go to the bathroom
and then they look down and there's a snake in the toilet,
it crawls up through the plumbing?
(record scratching)
- Gee, now I don't wanna go to the bathroom.
- [Narrator] The boa had snaked his way
into a warm exhaust vent on its way into the house.
Tina began to feel dizzy, and nauseous.
- Oh. What did he do?
- [Narrator] She thought she was just
getting a good buzz on,
but not this his time.
- Oh, so because he's in the exhaust fan,
he's blocking the exhaust.
- It can't get up outta the house.
- So the house is building up with the exhaust.
- [Narrator] Little did she know,
her boyfriend's snake had parked itself
in the duct, trapping the lethal gas inside.
- Oh!
- [Narrator] As it filled the house, Tina was exposed
to a CO concentration of as much as 1600 parts per million.
- So CO meaning carbon monoxide.
- She died because of the backup,
but the dang snake that's causing the backup didn't die?
- Because it's breathing the air on the other side.
- But you don't think he'd be exposed to some of that?
- If it's got a good seal on it.
- I guess.
- I thought it was gonna come in,
she was gonna be drunk,
and he's gonna constrict her neck,
and be all like, cut off blood supply to the brain,
and then die that way.
- Again. These always go differently than I imagine,
but I guess his booty blocked the vent.
She passed away.
How long would that take, normally?
- It takes actually a little while, it takes a couple hours.
You're having exposure, exposure.
And it's a large room.
In this situation, again,
throw 'em on a non re-breather, a high oxygen.
- So let's pretend for a second
that the snake had crept back in
and constricted her.
What do you do in that case?
Have you dealt with any of those?
- So it's a strangulation injury.
- Oh.
- So mechanism wise, it's cruel.
When you have strangulation issues,
there's a couple things you worry about.
You're causing somebody to stroke out
because you're decreasing blood flow to the brain.
So ischemia to the brain tissue,
can actually cause ruptures
and tears of the carotid arteries themselves,
and then the pressure stops.
But if the pressure continues,
and you continue to have decreased blood supply
potentially you're gonna run the risk of stroking.
- Alright. So I think we know the answer with her.
- Yeah.
These are bad deaths.
I wouldn't wanna die any of these ways.
- I always wanna know the back story.
When somebody comes in,
if they have a crazy over the top injury
over their head or something,
I'm like, well, what happened?
But you don't ask?
You're obviously-
- Yeah, well I don't ask those questions.
I have so much to do at work in a single day,
that you just gotta move, move, move.
- This was crazy.
Really interesting.
I had to look away for half of it,
cause it was a little intense.
- This was so good.
Let us know if you want us to continue to do this,
and thank you so much for joining me.
- Of course.
Thanks for having me.
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