- I'm good.
Yeah, I'm gonna see!
Today I was a fortune--
(gasps) Woo!
(upbeat techno music)
Hi, I'm Desmond.
Today's our new unboxing.
Captain America, woo.
The watermelon things.
That note.
Um...
Oh, yeah!
Those chocolate things!
Pokemon...
...backpack! (interviewer laughing)
Yes. Yes.
It's a circle, so I guess.
What?
I have a fake million dollars in my drawer, I'm hiding it.
Oohoo!
Yeah.
Buy all the Pokemon in the world.
No, buy all the cats.
But not in the world, that'd be, like,
way too much cats.
(doorbell rings)
Yes.
How do they, like, ink it on?
HiHo Kids for Desmond V.
I hope you like it.
"Po" box, Seattle, Washington.
Today I was a fortune--
(gasps) Woo!
All the Pokemon.
Told you I was a fortune teller.
All the Pokemons!
- [Interviewer] Well, open up the bag,
get them all out!
- These are important.
Yes.
Woo!
Yeah. (toys clatter)
I think I know this one.
I never seen this one!
Pikachu! Pikachu, Pikachu, Pika!
Pikachu, Noibird...
(gasps) Wait, what?
Hmm...
Yeah...no.
There's only a Abra.
Yeah. (interviewer laughing)
Let me open the other bag first.
Let's get ready for this.
There's another Pikachu!
(toys clatter) Ah! What is happening?
Now my Pikachu fell!
Oh, yeah.
They're looking for the jump up,
look, it even flies.
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
- [Interviewer] You gotta make room.
- Oh, wait, it's this guy's foot.
Okay, I'm strong this time, I can open it.
(mutters)
Just need you to cut this part.
(grunts)
(box rips) Yes!
The poppy things.
(banging)
Oh, this one was already kind of popped.
(banging)
Ooh, these...
(loud pop)
Ow! (laughter)
Oh, there's more! (interviewer laughing)
- [Interviewer] Oh these things are...
- It feels hard.
I don't know.
It looks like mustard, with a little stain.
What is this?
Ow! It hurt!
Ooh! (plastic crinkling)
I wonder what it is.
What?
What? It's a pillow.
What is it?
(gasps) It's a potato!
(all laughing)
It's a potato pillow.
It's a potato!
They've been listening very well.
How did they make it hard, though?
That's my question.
Do you, like...? (whistles)
(whistles)
I can't get the air out of it.
Wait, I see something.
Hi, Desmond, I thought of you when I saw it.
You seem to like these a lot,
since you talk about it all the time.
I thought it would be funny to send you one.
(laughing)
(gasps) Oh, hot!
(laughing)
I gotta count these when I get home.
The potato-- (gasp)
Potato Pokemon!
To be a potato-mon.
Almost ready.
Thank you!
Thank you for watching.
If you want to send more stuff,
we'll put the address down here.
Bye, I'm gonna take a potato-mon nap.
Ow, my nose!
Bye!
(mellow music)