JON.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU ALL OVER THERE.
HEY, LISTEN, JON, I HAVE IN MY HANDS THE HOT LITTLE CARDS WITH
THE QUESTIONS ON THEM, NOT THAT I'LL NEED THEM.
THE LOVELY AND TALENTED AMERICA FERRERA WILL BE OUT HERE IN JUST
A LITTLE BIT.
( APPLAUSE )
YOUR FRIEND, ADAM DRIVER IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE IN JUST A
MOMENT.
YOU ALL KNOW EACH OTHER BACK FROM THE JUILLIARD DAYS.
>> Jon: A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE, YES, INDEED.
>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY.
FOLKS, ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY, FAMILIES ARE GATHERING TOGETHER
TO CELEBRATE THIS SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR-- THE W.W.E. "SURVIVOR
SERIES," HAPPENING THIS SUNDAY HERE IN NEW YORK.
AND I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, LIKE "WHO WILL TAKE HOME THE
TITLE?" AND "WILL SOMEONE GET HIT WITH A FOLDING CHAIR, OR
WILL THEY UP THE STAKES AND USE A LAY-Z-BOY?"
AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH QUESTIONS.
I THINK EVERYONE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" WOULD LOVE TO ASK
JUST ONE QUESTION OF THE BIGGEST W.W.E. SUPERSTARS, LIKE RANDY
ORTON, SETH ROLLINS, BIANCA BELAIR, BECKY LYNCH, THE STREET
PROFITS, BIG E, AND THE MIZ.
SO WE LET MY STAFF DO JUST THAT.
THIS IS "THE LATE SHOW'S JUST ONE QUESTION: W.W.E. EDITION."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
♪ ♪ ♪ >> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART
ABOUT BEING IN W.W.E.?
>> I GET TO BEAT GIRLS UP AND LIFT THEM OVER MY HEAD AND GET
PAID WHILE I DO IT.
>> THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE ENTERING AN ARENA AND HAVING
10,000 PEOPLE CHANTING, "YOU SUCK."
>> IF YOU COULD FIGHT ANYBODY IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD YOU PICK?
>> I WOULD FIRE DEPARTMENT GEORGE CLOONEY.
>> MAYBE CRUELA DEVILL.
>> THIS IS GOING TO BLOW EVERYBODY'S MIND.
I THINK I WOULD FIGHT MYSELF.
>> HEY, BIG E., DO YOU THINK I CAN GET AS BIG AS YOU?
>> OF COURSE YOU CAN.
IT'S MOSTLY POSITIVITY AND OPTIMISM.
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT AT LEAST 70 POUNDS OF POSITIVITY!
>> I'VE BEEN WATCHING A LONG TIME, AND I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED,
WHY DO THEY CALL IT A RING WHEN IT'S A SQUARE?
>> THAT'S A-- THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
>> WHOA!
YOU JUST MADE ME WORK UP ON THE THE MOST IMPORTANT MUSCLE OF
ALL.
THE BICEP.
( LAUGHTER )
YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED?
>> RIGHT NOW.
I'VE BEEN ON HOLD 45 MINUTES WITH THE DAMN CABLE COMPANY.
>> SETH ROLLINS, I HEARD THAT WHEN YOU TRAVEL YOU ALWAYS BRING
YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP BELT WITH YOU ON THE PLANE?
WHY?
>> WELL, HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP MY CHAMPIONSHIP
PANTS.
>> MY QUESTION IS FOR STREET PROFITS.
I NOTICE THAT YOU SPELL PROFIT WITH AN "F," LIKE MONEY.
SO DO YOU HAVE ANY FINANCIAL ADVICE FOR PEOPLE?
>> YEAH, STOP TALKING ABOUT BITCOIN.
>> YEAH, JUST STOP.
JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
>> RANDY ORTON, THEY CALL YOU THE VIPER.
IS THAT BECAUSE OF YOUR INSTINCTS?
>> NO.
CLASSIC RAVE CLAW.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> WHAT MUSIC GETS YOU PUMPED UP
BEFORE A W.W.E. MATCH?
>> NAH, I LOVE HEAVY METAL AFTER A MATCH, BUT BEFORE A MATCH I
ONLY LISTEN TO BOB DYLAN'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM.
SO WEIRD.
IT MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY.
>> BECKY, THIS GUY WANTS TO KNOW IF IT HURTS TO GET HIT BY A
STEEL CHAIR.
>> OH!
>> OH, WOW, I GUESS IT DOES HURT.
>> BIANCA BELAIR, I LOVE WHEN YOU USE YOUR LONG BRAID TO WHIP
PEOPLE, BUT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED-- IS IT REAL?
>> NOT ONLY IS IT REAL.
IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.
CHECK IT OUT.
OOPS, THERE SHE IS.
THERE SHE IS.
OH, SHE LIKES YOU.
OACHMENT!
>> HEY, THERE.
YOU WORKING ON ANY OF YOUR FINISHING MOVES?
>> YEAH, GOIT THIS NEW ONE CALLED "THE GUT BUSTER," WHERE I
SERVE THEM AN ENTIRE THANKSGIVING MEAL AND I WAIT FOR
THEM TO TAKE A NAP SO I CAN PIN THEM.
I'M BRINGING ALL THE FIXIN'.
♪ ♪ ♪
>> Stephen: THANK YOU, W.W.E!
"SURVIVOR SERIES" STREAMS LIVE THIS SUNDAY ON PEACOCK AND
"WRESTLEMANIA 38" TICKETS ARE ON-SALE NOW!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM DRIVER.
♪ ♪ ♪