Helllllllo
Guys, welcome to another episode of
Nonsense
trash
really expensive
useless games
with Kourosh
*F's in the chat*
The game is:
OK?
It's about-
What are you doing?
As far as I know
Someone plays as a baby
A pure infant
I can play as that
OK
and someone plays as the dad
the baby should try to send himself to the heaven *Fun fact: Satan himself developed this game*
and his dad should stop him
I think that's it
as far as I know, that's the plot
OK? -OK
I think if I play as the baby I have to off myself
You have to stop me as my dad
Then we change our roles - I like to be the dad
Are you ready guys?
Are you ready? *to watch a baby committing soul transformation? HELL YEAH*
I was born ready guys
I'm always ready
My user name is Samoor and you’re Mia?! *Samoor: Beaver*
That's because I'm playing on your PC
Right at the beginning something dropped
Look at my style!
Where you at?
check out my style
Why am I like this though
where are you?
I've lost my child
I'M HERE
Ketchup
His hands are..
I'm here
Hey there
Ketchup
You're such an idiot!
Who treats his child like this!
Should I hit you back "DAD"!
Hold on
I wanna give you a hug
Gimme a hug
Don't you dare touch me! -Gimme a hug
Listen! -Gimme a hug
DON'T TOUCH ME
Oh my! the chair!
Kourosh I'm stomping things unwillingly!
In this household babies have the final say you loser
Why are you destroying the house?!
Come here
Come to daddy
I like it here
Come to daddy
Stop it
stop it
Stooooop
Are you ok?
Let me open this door
How can I open it?!
Did you see my hand?
You saw my hand right?
Come to daddy
What's this?
Come to daddy
What are you doing child?!
Stop it
I'm telling you to come to daddy
Come to daddy
Leave me alone
There is a sign on the screen
I think it indicates that I'm about to die
What's this?
Can I kill you?!
Can I kill you with this?!
I killed you!
Nice!
Imma teabag you real quick *COD flashbacks hit hard*
Yeah that's it
I'm immortal you loser
I'm not a puny pathetic child like you
Imma just go finish myself real quick
Have some apples
I just wanna k*** myself
No no no no don't do that
Leave me alone I wanna do it
I don't get it
there is no way for me to help you
the only thing I can do
is to help you get your job done
Nice
Let me go in there and get it over with
Get out get out
See you later -I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm gonna burn to ashes here
Then I get in too
TURN ON
Dude get out -HEAT UP
Get out of there
HEAT UP
Kourosh get out
This isn't real life, it's a game -I'm not moving
I'm not moving, turn it on
I dare you to turn this on
If you got balls turn this on
I dare you turn on the gas you loser
Hold on
Yea that's what I thought
I pull out the drawer
You can't do anything
Just wait and see
Turn it on Hold up
Turn this on
Who's your daddy?
I'm not your daddy
you idiot
shut the door
look
at this age
I have a pair of steel
how about you?
you touched my hair
I'm done with you
you imbecile child
I'm just gonna
I wanna drown
I'm just gonna eat a banana
I wanna drown myself
STOOOOP
I wanna die - Stop it!
- Stop it!
I wanna die
Why you wanna die? -I'm tired of this life
Get up
I'm tired of this life
I'm glad I'm dieing
my lungs are getting filled with water
Wait a minute, I'm doing this wrong
Aw man! -dumbass!
Dude just let me die -get out you idiot
What’s this?
Soap!
Let me wash you!
What am I doing?! -Soap
What are these pills?
KOUROSH STOP IT!
What are these pills?
Why am I..
Why you've turned green?!
I just drank some soap
now I drank a lil bit more
Let's play with this ball
get outta here
I wanna kill myself
Batteries!
No no no
Get lost!
Leave me alone, I wanna get these batteries!
Nooooo
Now go get your batteries
Can I open this hatch?
You wanna play?
You're not allowed to play!
Can I get in there?
Why are you so small..
I got in there!
Where did you go?!
I fell out somewhere else
Where are you?
I'm in the kitchen
where are you?
this happens when he runs!
Watch your lungs and heart and stuff
don't put too much pressure on yourself
Pressure?
I wanna eat some mustard
Imma burn on this
I’ll burn here! -Np No No No
Ohhh I'm burning!
Have some mustard
I'll burn this house to the ground!
You burnt me too you idiot!
I'll burn down the house too
I'm going to find your wife too
Just wait
*desperate mumbling*
Just wait
I'm glad
I won
What do you mean you won?!
I don't know!
I burnt to ashes!
It just happened
what kind of a stupid game is this!
Why did you bought this game?
What's this bull crap!
Why did you bought this game?
what was this
rubbish
I wanna play as the baby
Fine
Awww I'm a baby
I won't let anything happen to you my child
Can you walk like this dumbass?
loser
How did you do that?! - you were just crawling
Look how majestic I'm walking
Why did my character died though
Yeah you’re worthless
How can I respawn?
Oh I just did
Oh my
Oh my you're there
Hello Hello
Stop it
Hellllllo -stop!
How can I..
Why am I..
I'm drinking!
Gimme that!
You son of a b***
Imma eat mustard to death
NO
Imma eat ketchup to..
NOOO
here have some fruits
Hold on
I don't need your help - wait wait wait
Hold on girl
I'm an independent child
C'mere
HERE! have some
I'll shove it down your throat
what did you do to her!
Let me give you some more
Come to daddy
let me say goodbye to you
KOUROSH YOU'RE THE WORST DAD ON EARTH!!!
I WANNA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
here, have some ketchup
have some ketchup
What's up
here here
You wanna kill yourself?
wait a sec
get in there
Can I go?
Yes, get in there
EGG
tbh I rather you die
it'll be more fun
Gimme that egg
DUDE
Kourosh let me have some fun
I'll get in the fridge
I'm freezing!
take this
Why I can't open the fridge's door? -take this
I'm dead!
Dude I prefer to be the dad
Yeah you can be the dad
And.. play ball with you! -did you see that?!
Have some banana
can you stop shoving things into me?!
you looking fresh
you should ask me before doing that dad!
you look fresh
you can't just force me to eat everything
that's not how things work
I'll call 911 if that happens again
I think I gave you apple the wrong way
why there's an apple sticking to me
get away from me, I wanna kill myself
let me give you some apple
I just wanna get rid of you and..
let me give you apple
..this one dimensional existence
Have some apple -WHERE'S MY MOM!
Gimme milk
I want milk father
Where's my mommy?
Your mom isn't here
I want milk
beat it
Beat it dumb dad
My god, I just have to feed you apple every day
NO
Enjoy
Stop shoving fruits down my throat
That's not how parenting work you idiot!
You're making me to take some pills!
Wait wait, C'mere
Don't act all though for me bruh
what did you say?
look
Don't act all though for me
I'll beat yo a**
You're nothing
What are you up to
what the hell are you doing?!
I got shredded
kourooooooosh!
Did you just go in a blender?! - I had no idea that I can get in there
I had no idea I that I can get in a blender so easily
I wanna find new ways to kill myself
let's try one more time please
where are you?!
C'mere, I got you..
Gimme a sec
For the love of god wait
I got you the new Xbox
C'mere kid
look look - where are you? I got you a Xbox
Where the hell are you kid?!
You feeling cool?
you feeling badass?
I got you a Xbox
That's it?
That's how you thank me?
Shove that Xbox in yo..
trunk dumbass
Take your Xbox
C'mere let's see what you got
This is my house!
Take this banana
Noooo
You died?
I'm in a different planet
I'm under the ground
you're literally in front of me
No no I'm under the ground
I'm under the ground
Don't act like a spoiled brat
I'm stuck under the ground
nice I'm up I'm up
look
let me jump on you, maybe you'll get fixed
Let me get my gun to show you what's up
Kourosh give me the gun
No no no
I'll go eat those balls then
Now that you're eating some ball
have this banana too
Stop shoving fruits down my throat!
They call this ball orange
have this too -STOOOOP
I don't want fruits!
I'll go in there to wash myself
would you please turn this on when I went in there? -tonight we're having dinner
Tonight we have dinner
Please push the button and turn it on
we're eating good tonight
get OUT
Push the button and turn it on
just like that,Thanks
how nice
Niiiice
Niiice,I'm gonna die and get free from this misery
I'll die and..
I'll get in the oven, you turn it on
turn it on
It's on you idiot -It's on!
Shut the door
shut the door
Nice!
This is what happens to bad kids
Better!
This is what happens to them
Imma burn you too, you idiot
don't set me on fire
I'll burn your house to the ground
Imma burn down your house
wait and see
can I set this table on fire
watch your life burn to the ground
why there's no water
dumbass
Water
I'm dead
It's was a trash game
I'll give it 2 out of 10 -It was good
somehow it was a real life simulator
at least I can say I didn't pay for it
thank god I didn't pay for it
you start stupid things in the house after you get up
and I have to watch you like the dad in the game
NEXT GAME
Mia, in the next game that I bought with your card
you're a child in public bathroom
and you should find your dad real quick
let's do this
you move like this
find your dad
that's my dad
this is my dad
You should find your dad quickly -KOUROSH WHAT THE F IS THIS..
this is my dad this is my dad -THAT YOU GOT!!
THAT'S MY DAD
Oh Noooo
that's not your dad
you should've known the difference son
Kourosh I don't wanna play this game -You should've known the difference
I don't wanna this game
You sure? try it once
I don't want to
just once
find your dad
find your daddy
What do you mean Kourosh?!
Don't go in the wrong bath
Why would I?!
Don't go in the wrong bath
It's obvious which one is it! Don't you go in the wrong bath
You nearly did go wrong though!
his dad has a mustache
all of them have actually, nice
Most of dads have mustache
you can't call them dad if they don't have a mustache
Oh no no
I went some other dude's bathroom
You saw what happened?!
I can't believe you got this game!
It's absolutely thrilling
Bathroom
Bathroom, Bathroom -I can't believe you paid for this
It's so slippery down there, it's a bath after all
You wanna try the next game?
Yeah
Ok guys, the next game is
you see what a boozy I've pulled? *he mean's doozy*
I've pulled a boozy with your card
I'm so happy
what's a boozy?
the next game is
Kill it with fire
while you're editing
can you put some fire here
You try this one first
what should I do?
Honestly I really don't know how it works
But I'm sure you'll figure it out soon
you feel the sound is so loud too?
no
cool
what's in there
It makes a creepy sound though
You should kill it
You should kill it - How? how?
how? how?
grab that thing
hit it with that I'll kill it with this
Kill the spider
Don't mind if I do
now what?
I'll hit it like this
kill it with this
where is it?
I can hear it -That was so loud!
It's on my left
maybe it's on you
where? where? where? -maybe it's on you
how can I find where is it?!
oh oh oh it's there, hit it!
DIE! -hit it!
DIE!
I killed it! - well done
you saw how I smoked it -well done
there is more?
It's unlocking
Why the spiders sound like rats?!
they do make a noise though
once we saw in a video that they have sound
There is a spider in there
pick it up
you grabbed the whole box
You broke the spider tracker
this is a PlayStation
It ain't tracker
go get the tracker
there it is
where are they?
there
hit it on the head
look how it is running
It really worth the 20 bucks I paid
There it is, I can see it
Look at it's legs
you see how they crawling around?!
STOOOP
you're about to die idiot
Hit it!
why it doesn't die?!
hit it!
drop dead already
why that thing is immortal?!
it can move the TV
moves around easily
C'mere
burns down your fields
hurts your dog
this spider is like that
that's how he is
why?
cuz you've killed his wife
that's why he's so mad
you just can't kill it
we'll see
you can't do anything
he died!
That's how you do it!
you saw that?!
Kourosh the spider slayer
don't tell me you can't do it ever again
let's name our spider
I'm gonna name him
Timothée
Chalamet
*like the poor spider hasn't been through enough*
why do you bring that poor guy into this
Timothée Chalamet
where are you Timothée
Timothée Chalamet is so cute, you can't name a spider after him
Timothée, where are you son of a b***?
he's stuck over there
he's stuck
he can't move
Timothée
see you later
Timothée got ripped in half!
guys this game is really worth buying
Legit I don't understand
If you found a card laying around
go ahead and buy this game
this game sucks
I hope you've enjoyed like before
from these gifts that I got you
If I weren't here
you were in a corner
in a closest
closet?
in a corner
under a shelf or something
you were sitting like
I was reading a book
you were reading a book like an idiot
I brought you joy
happiness
fun and amusement
you've emptied my card with these spidery, dad showering games! - you gotta spend money if you wanna have fun
that's how the world works -I'm Mia
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