it's great get all different kinds of
people it's beautiful you know the part
of berkland I'm from like nobody really
even travels like nobody gets off the
block you know you're like oh Chris made
it to the intersection yeah that's good
yeah but I travel get to see stuff with
this job you get to go see stuff but
like and things like I don't know a lot
like I kind of know a lot but we don't
learn as much as we should like news
doesn't get to Brooklyn sometimes like I
went to England and I was like oh this
will be great this is where they
invented English
I'll speak the language I know the
language and it'll be easy but wrong
different words mean different things
nobody told me that like last name is
not last name when you get there they
switch it surname I don't know that I
get to the UK border like what just saw
name it was like Sir Christopher does
that for now I was like Brooklyn night
you know the [ __ ] I am
give me all your finest meats and
cheeses thank you it's what they do to
change the th to an F and then your
British thank you
thank you brilliant
they love that word over there oh it's
brilliant this is brilliant it's
brilliant
that's a high honor of a word in the
u.s. you can't just run around and say
should I do is brilliant you know
I'll get emotional but over there I'm
looking at helm the sky look at him a
dead ferret isn't that brilliant
I was like isn't that heroin I mean he's
on crystal meth I mean he's petting a
dead animal legit in public let's pick a
new word I didn't regroup I mean it's
the opposite you guys are smart people
but like this is not you know they don't
call liquor liquor though : it's spirits
nobody told me that my friend was like
eh you want to cover my place come on we
have loads of spirits it's like yeah I'm
not going to your haunted [ __ ] house
all right pump right Nigel no thank you
let's just eat a Fig Newton Norway I
went to Norway that was nuts
[ __ ] was blowing my mind in Norway that
really shouldn't blow my mind like I
should no no but it was I was sitting in
a restaurant waiter comes over he's like
oh would you like reindeer me I was like
reindeer that's a real animal what do
you mean reindeer you have reindeer
flying around
yes I would yeah can I have dragon soup
till yeah I want to eat [ __ ] Narnia
yeah let's do it
fart pixie dust chore I'll do it serve
yeah
then he got an attitude with me this guy
can you believe I swear it's Ryan from
he goes yeah
stupid American looks like spen watch
your mouth okay you're from Norway I'm
from America
cuz I'm just with it back to back World
War champs don't forget that shot okay
just don't forget
I'll take the reindeer and fly them home
where they're free okay I'll make the
reindeers great again no you want to do
a little fist pump at that but I know
you didn't look now I'm in the wrong
spot gosh
whatever shouldn't you know where
everything's history you know we'll go
history history a part of history
history it's a lie though like I went to
UM President George Washington's house
first president United States father
freedom that's what they called him the
father freedom and what to his house
they show you all of her father freedoms
living room here's the father freedoms
kitchen and then like this is the father
freedom slave barracks like father
freedom had slaves okay I would have
never voted for him frankly I'd say I
ain't about that life Benjamin Franklin
that's who the first president should
have been no slaves was against yep just
syphilis that's what he had that would
sit yeah he was like I don't insulate
people I enslaved that [ __ ] but I don't
yeah
just [ __ ] man's man somebody hitting
the skins all up and down the 13
colonies yeah that's why his faces on
the hundred dollar bill there was no
debate about that deal if you gets the
Hondo forgetting the punani in the name
of America
you earned it he was a smartest man
America to offer could have easily
invented a condom
he said no Thank You Benny Frank keeps
it wet okay how'd your girl playa you
know chapstick you good
good beer dude it's a good beer are you
a barista what do you look like that
then you have barista face no but it's
fine though but you work in what do you
work at the Apple Store
what do you work in tech yeah yeah
that's tech face yeah you're good you
live in the new Brooklyn you don't why
do you have a ponytail are you in a band
why the [ __ ] do you look like that then
I don't understand what do you do you
work at a flea market startup yeah sorry
bright started yeah all right where's
the where's the best acai ball place
yeah you know yeah you guys are together
okay you want to be keyed up no I'm
sorry I by the way I called you dude in
the beginning I did not mean to assume
your gender I apologize because I know I
did not
I apologize for using if I use the wrong
pronoun to offend you
my bad pronoun I would love for somebody
to say that to my dad use the wrong
pronoun but what's up wrong now what's
that like a noun in the NBA pronoun is
crazy dude I know I knew it listen well
them good I knew straight white guys
were going down I knew it about three
four years ago I said uh-oh times up
that's that's when I started using times
up I know that's why I have a Puerto
Rican daughter I did it for my career oh
yeah anytime anybody's like what do you
have to say you straight white male
piece of [ __ ] I'm like have you met
Julia alright guys have a nice night
thank you very much
you