O-K-C!
Thunder Up!
O-K-C!
Kevin Durant is unguardable.
O-K-C!
Put Morrow in the game.
Sit Singler down!
You remember the Broingtons?
Durant, best player in the league.
Dion Waiters is trash.
Westbrook, best player in the league.
Dion Waiters is the X-factor.
Absolutely!
What DAHECK is Russell Westbrook doing!?
James Harden was soft in the finals.
Pass the ball!
What is Westbrook wearing?
Why would he shoot...oh, good shot!
Man, I hate Patrick Beverley....
I miss Kendrick Perkins.
...over here looking like Captain Phillips.
The yolo jumpshot.
Look at me.
Look at me!
I am the captain now.
We draft better than any team in the league.
Between you and I, the playoffs were rigged.
Steven Adams is the future.
Fear the stache!
We don't care about Seattle's championship.
No way Durant's leaving.
He's not going to the Spurs.
He's not going to Washington.
The Lakers?
No, no!
He's not going to the Lakers.
No!
There's no way he's going to the Warriors.
The Warriors!
The Warriors!!
The Warriors!!!!???
The team that beat him.
Wow!
Who does that?
I'm done.
What does a basketball decision mean?
That you're trash and you need help from other people, who just beat you cause you're not
a man enough.
You're not man enough to take responsibility and man up and lead your team to the promise
land.
We were 3-1.
It was 3...1 and you couldn't...
...you know what?
He'll fit in perfectly with the Warriors because he knows how to blow a 3-1 lead.
You like that?
Shots fired.
You like that?
Wow!
This is like when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO.
We don't even need him.
Russell Westbrook's better anyways.
I'm done.
Did you bring the bread?
No one can play them on 2k!
I can't think about the ducks anymore!
Let's go back to being competitive and going at...
WOW DURANT!
I'm sad.
I'm done man.
I'm not watching basketball anymore.
He's probably gonna get injured.
We don't need him.
Durant was holding my boy down.
Westbrook is better than Durant anyways.
I'm glad Durant's gone.
Go!
How you gonna let Tony Allen shut you down.
Go home Durant.
"Home" Durant.
He's trash just like Thunderstruck.
He can't act!
We can prove everyone wrong too!
Exactly!
Oladipo and Russell Westbrook...
We got Oladipo.
...most athletic backcourt you'v ever seen.
I don't care if this season is trash, as long as the Warriors don't win.
Who does that?
Jon!
Hahaha.
I'm a grown man.