Captioning sponsored by CBS >> PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP HAS
COMPLETED HIS FIRST NIZICAL EXAMINATION AS PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
♪ COME ON, RIDE ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS ♪
>> WHERE ARE WE.
>> DON'T ALL THE CHEETOS GIVE IT AWAY?
>> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S MOUTH.
>> NOT JUST ANYBODY'S MOUTH.
LOOK FAMILIAR?
( LAUGHTER ) >> DONALD!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
PRESIDENT TRUMP.
>> MAYBE WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
PUT YOUR SPLUNKING HELMETS ON AND WE'LL GO INVESTIGATE HIS
SKULL.
>> IT'S SO CAVERNOUS IN HERE.
>> SCARY!
>> WHERE ARE HIS BRAINS?
>> NOBODY KNOWS.
NOW, LET'S HEAD DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS AND TAKE A LOOK AT HIS
STOMACH.
>> ARE WE FLOATING IN STOMACH ACID?
>> NO, IT'S DIET COKE.
>> LOOK, THERE'S A HALF-EATEN MC-DLT IN HERE, AND THEY STOPPED
MAKING THOSE IN 1990.
>> INTO THE BLOOD STREAM, KIDS.
>> OH, NO!
WE'RE BEING ATTACKEDED BY HIS WHITE BLOOD CELLS.
>> AND THEY'RE WEARING HOODZ!
>> QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, DOWN THE LARGE INTESTINE.
WATCH OUT.
THAT'S HIS PROSTATE.
( GROWLING ) >> IT'S SO ENORMOUS AND ANGRY.
>> TIME TO LEAVE.
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT.
>> HOW?
>> REMEMBER THE WORD TRUMP USED TO DESCRIBE HAITI?
THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY EXIT.
>> OH, THERE ARE HIS BRAINS!
>> AARRGGGH!